• Published 12th Nov 2018
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Kurt Cobain's Magic Advenure - Windlife



Kurt Cobain is walking down the street but then he is sent to Ponyville through the power of magic. Will he be able to save Equestria? Will he stop true evil and save Lyra? THIS IS DEDICATED TO MEMORIAL DAY. THIS IS FOR OUR TROOPS SO NO HATE COMMENTS

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ALRIGHT HELLO

With bird chrip over high head of Kurt the man who will change al lwith ok music. A dog coming running up behind him with legs of long animal and woofed at him happily. Kurt smile and say patted it

“This dog is very the cute and is very different from very dogs I see all day!”

The owner come up to kurt and say r, “this dog is mine and I will hurt you if you touch him like a animal wearer of fur”

Kurt did not know about the fur wearers but he knew the were the bad people. Could this be one is a suit ready to kill him? the dog was nice but-

The man plled out a gun and said “I will make you into dead man hahah”

Kurt run very far he did not want to die from a guy with a gun who looks like he was going to intent RDM him in the street!

As Kurt ran away he ran into a nice man who was also a spry magisan. He was so pretty it didn’t remind him of his wife who was very smooky. Suddenly the sky turned black and the magisan was gloomy.

The irked Kurt who was now getting sad in the face. They sat there looking at silance together in the eyes of the demon bwteen them!

“You Kurt Cobain the man who is singing nice from time to time?”

Kurt was a man who sung well from time to time so it must have been him! (It was)

“Y-Yes…”

The man look little behind him and then look at Kurt who was not big and stong but also weak. “Do you want to buy some drugs?”

Kurt never try good drugs and say “No that is no good for good singing! It will hurt my teeth!”

This is true in fact many scientice know that drugs hurt teeth but not weed because it is ok and I hope Bernie Sanders beat the Orange man and make it legal.

The drug man who was now VERY ANGRY opened up his trench cout to show Kurt that he had a gun and was very naked in the body! he was agnry.

over the time kurt was singing with the band he was with in do. He was very scared but at the same time heroic. he was not going to let this evil man get away nad give drug to chilrren in the woods he hang out with in the night when the moon is bright

“I have got you in my sights and will pull this trigger if you don’t buy these bad teeth drugs!”

“I have the morals which give me th-”

Kurt never got to finish to horoic speach because the man shoot him in the head and it blasted him white in the vission.



----- 50 years later ----



Bon Bon was making duinner for her family who was jsut Lyra because they lived together when she got a call fro mLyer who lived with her from time to time. “Hello Bon BOn are making dinner very well I am hungary and wish to eat food in which I find very happy to eat.”

Bon Boin has never told Lyer her true feelings so she said back to Bon Bon that she made it well and that Lyer will like it.



They then told some really funny joke like “Did you know the rumar for Twilight?”



“No”

“She is actually a drug addict I hope someone can help her and change her life it is not looking good and I don’t want to go to another funneral.”



Lyer started to cry like rainfall on a face of skin. She remembered her mother dying of Drug which killed her teeth and soul. She was good singerir but Lyer never got to see her much…



_ 20 years ago ____



Lyer was crying over the grave of her mother who was dead in the ground and very rotting. Her father gave her a shoulder and say “Please stop thinking of this drug addict. She was a dirty mare who ate all the drugs that killed her carrer and stole my money.”

Lyer always thought it was because her father was a drug dealer that he did not liking her mother.

___5 years before ___

She knew that she was going to save her mother one day because before she died her mtoher day she caast a speel that would save lyer from bad people and bring good hope to the land of pony and stop dispear from ruling.

“These trials against hope and disparie must end Lyer”

Lyer start to cry and it lasted for 10 years



__ 5 years Later___



She was still the cry



__10 years later----



They both hung up when a timer on the oven rang and Bon Bon said “Alright hello I must go getthe dinner out for you!’



“Yum!”



Bon Bon almost hung up but did not! Sudden flash of light flashed and throbbed before blowing up with Bon Bon screaming and TELLING THING LOUDLY. “Oh CELSTIA SOMETIHING BIG IS IN THE KITCHEN!?!?”

Lyer was very worried and yelled over the phone. “Are you the ok?”

Bn BOn then fainted in front of Kurt Cobain who lived the attack and was sent to Ponlyville. by the magic of mother love by Lyer’s mother (He did not know this)

“Bon Bon>?” Lyer yelled “BON BON!”



------ KURT COBIAN’S VISSION ----



Bon Bon was laying in front of Kurt and was very not that badly hurt so it is the ok!

Kurt looked around and then it hit him! “The children will get bad teeth drugs and they will die and die hard!” he made his baned about saving children

Kurt steel himself and shack his fist at thre clouds above because that when god where was.

“I will stop the magisian from selling drug to the youth but first I must clean up this mess!”

as kurt was about to pick up the horse thing that was on ground he saw through QWINDOW THAT THE DRUG DEALER WAS ALSO HERE AND IN THE TOWN AND WINNING THE DRUG WARS.

Comments ( 195 )

good story, grilefen

THANK YOU! AND TO ALL THE TROLLS WHO WANT TO ATTACK THIS

THIS IS STORY FOR THE TROOP DOWNVOTING THIS MEANS YOU DISLIKE TROOPS

9287438
You again, homewrecker?!

The term is Veteran’s Day.... Memorial Day is the last Monday of May.

Jesus, this reminds me of the bygone Regidar era of FimFic.

~Skeeter The Lurker

God damn you’re the gift that keeps on giving.

REMEMBER TO RATE IT!

...too much angst, confusing storyline, bad Grammer and spelling once again. HOWEVER, I DO respect that you want to give support to our veterans, so hey. Good enough for me. Not getting an upvote, but not getting s downvote.

9287462
your refusal to rate it is a blatent attempt to get banned

9287462
why do you have a virginia for you are pricture

9287469
....*shrugs* sorry...

Comment posted by ponybird21 deleted Nov 12th, 2018

9287470
...what? I'm confused.

9287475
you are photo poicture looks liek a virignia

9287474
the story is better then the idea

9287478
No it's the idea, not the story.

Comment posted by SilverWind14 deleted Nov 12th, 2018

9287480
get out hater

Comment posted by ponybird21 deleted Nov 12th, 2018

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why does it look lie ka vriginai

Is it called Memorial Day in a different country or something? Here in the USA, it’s called Veteran’s Day.

Comment posted by SilverWind14 deleted Nov 12th, 2018

9287484
It's not hate. Just telling you my personal opinion.

9287477
I think the word you’re looking for is vagina.

9287486
no it is fine ok? same thing

9287485
It doesn't... You crazy. XD

Solid 5 out of 7

9287493
thats what i said

9287495
have you sreren virginai before. it look like

9287497
You said Virginia, like the state in the USA.

9287496
thank you but it should be higher it take 1 year work of this story and it shows i went through 2 editors but then did it self vecause they change to much

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No, just... no.
I have a feeling that the troops and veterans that fought in WW1 are pretty much spinning in their graves.

This is in no way something that commemorates the soldiers that died during 'The Great War'.

I'm sorry but this is not something I will be following.

9287506
What are your editors

9287500
Duh, I like in the U! S! A! and Virginia looks nothing like that.

9287507
my grandfather died in ww1 fighting the vientamise in rusha. he wouldeve wanted this

Comment posted by SilverWind14 deleted Nov 12th, 2018

9287508
my family and my mother

9287515
no that is how spell

9287511
i dont kno about hta

9287519
Psh, ya think I don't know where I live? Ya crazy man! XD

9287521
i mean you say no look like the are virginia but is vargian

9287525
That looks NOTHIN like Virginia. Where da hell are ya from?

PLEASE RATE THE STORY VERY WELL! THIS SHOULD BE VERY GOOD AND PEOPLE WILL LIKE IT!

9287526
no it look lie lthe vargina

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