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Hail King Sombra

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.


The real truth behind the reasons the Equestrian Princesses banished King Sombra. Also a game of Count the Number of Stupid Ponies in the fic.

Completely random story thought up and written in a few hours. Take it for what it is.

I regret nothing.

Contains Luna x Sombra shipping, rude innuendos, cracks against a race that are entirely true and subtle Monty Python references. Anything else you find distasteful or offensive, that's your problem.

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Great Story Hail King Sombra,
This has got to be one of my fav stories on this site!
As thank you for writing this have a hugging Luna and Sombra:
anyways I read this Story a second time to try and count the amount of stupid ponies wasnt about to count them all but I was able to tell who was the 1st and most stupid pony: Princess Celestia.

I approve! Great Story!

Congratulations! Your count is correct with just Celestia. All other stupidity is overshadowed and blotted out by the sheer "radiance" of her own stupidity. (and ego.):trollestia:

I love a good Celestia story as much as the next guy, but this ego inflated Celestia story was well done and a funny take on the history.

10/10 made me blow air out of my nose through most of it.

Marry me and have my babies...wait, I will have YOUR babies...wait, are you a guy? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I honestly like this story. In my mind, it describes how idiotic Celestia can be...I'm looking at you, "Dragonshy!" Sending 6 untrained civilians with no back up, or (heck) not doing it yourself?! Either she failed basic judgement when she was younger, or someone faked a letter to try and get the Mane Six killed.
....:twilightblush:sorry, had to vent.

Hey, don't sweat venting. I agree! Celestia has often been described as being a mom to Twilight and her little ponies. What mother who really gives a flip about her kids sends them again a FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON???

Very funny. The crystal ponies seem like Gumbies from Monty Python.

Celestia thought about this. “Then we shall write in the history books that he bravely ran away!”
-- "Run away! Run Away!"
-- "When Celestia reared her ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled."

“Of course it will!” Celestia enthused. “I hath decreed it!”
"Good idea, my lord."
"Of course it's a good idea, it's mine."

So during their game of Rout & Ravishment, did Luna soil her armor?


So during their game of Rout & Ravishment, did Luna soil her armor?

Let's just say Sombra "soiled" it for her.

(I know I'm going to regret saying that...I sleep with the reader :rainbowlaugh:)

Add Celestia's joke of a test concerning the Crystal Empire, and I'm ready to shoot her, chop her up, bury her with no ceremony, hope for sunflowers to grow there, then burn those down...and kick Blueblood in his sweet spot.

I'll provide the gun, axe, shovel, gasoline & torch :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

*Destroys the equipment*

Normally I tend to not mind comedy stories or exagerrated personalities but I kinda draw the line at apparent Take That's since it soils the experience I find.

Freedom is Cancer, Sombra is the Answer to be honest.

I identify as cat gender.

I like this sombra, he found a herd of animals and decided he had a kingdom if he could introduce intelligence to them, even if he had to invent an IQ enhancing head gear

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