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Pony Paradox


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They say that an adventurers story only really begins once they find themselves in the service of the Gods themselves. Well... I must be pretty important then, since I was hand-picked by Gruumsh, God of the Orcs, to champion his cause in some far off land called Equestria!
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Alright, so maybe I'm more of a hitch hiker for Gruumsh's 'Real' champion. And maybe, just maybe, I'm scared to death of horses, which just so happen to be the dominant sentient species on this messed up rock of a world.

Come join Me, a Goblin Alchemist, Grunt, the Orc Barbarian, and his pet Grizzly Bear, Ruska, as we journey to the terrifying land of Equestria.

Seriously. Talking freaking horse people. What the hell have I gotten myself into?


(Woo! Accepted cannon! Suddenly, I have responsibilities!)

Chapters (5)
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Comments ( 36 )

Oh god. It's the one thing worse than a pack of pissed timber wolves. A flock of poison joke!!! Or, is it a herd? A clan, maybe? Fuck it, doesn't matter. Update soon please.:moustache:

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Welcome to the group!

...I think...

I accept this.

Not canon? I like it already. Join the club, fellow rebel!

964383 Technically...you shouldn't have been able to add it AT ALL.

but you dind't, from what I see. honestly, I'm trying to figure this mess out.

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hehe... I hear ya.

Thus, my own confusion. But, as a friend of mine likes to say... Sans Souci

That friend knows who he is.

Seriously, though... I'm just not going to say or do anything until people more important then me tell me what to do ^_^

I'mma just go on the record and say this is hilarious. It's a good take on the whole thing, this time being from the perspective of the sidekick. Pretty interesting, if I do say so meself.

Go on...dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png

I think I may have found what will turn out to be one of my favorite CGotG stories.

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Looks like it's being listed as cannon, after all.

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I think my own favorite right now is Dreaming of Paws by Glassed... and not just because he's my bro. That scene with the mackerel, and the follow up in the next chapter?
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Genius!

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The canon thing may have been an error. I moved you over to the group's main page instead until we sort out the Canon and Non-Canon out a bit more.

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I appreciate it. Especially since nopony could seem to figure out where I was supposed to be :twilightoops:

UPDATES! I WANNA SEE UPDATES! :twilightangry2:

I keed, take your time. :pinkiehappy:

SO, MUCH, WIN! What, is Grunt going to become tiny, Ruska = Bear cub, and Fizzle become clumsy with his alchemy? WHO KNOWS! :derpytongue2:

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You'll just have to wait and see, oh total stranger who I've definitely never met before right now.

Oooh... Niiice

I think I may just incorporate the Poison Joke fear/allergy to my own Timber Wolves. I still can't believe I forgot about them

So, is the goblin now a capricorn, or a pony?:rainbowhuh:

Love the chapter nonetheless.:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Happiest emote there was, or perhaps this was.:raritystarry:
Nah, I like this one more.:pinkiehappy:

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I was afraid that I may have been unclear about that. To set matters straight, Fizzle is not a pony, he simply has hooves instead of hands and feet. The reason he was running on all four hooves is because his body is front heavy, and hooves just aren't meant for bipedal creatures. (one could argue about Minotaurs, but their legs are built to hold their weight differently)

All is clear.
Here, enjoy this emote.

:moustache:
mustache.

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Hello, Omnius. Good to see your on Fimfiction as well as Fanfiction.

This is very interesting, really good take on the Chess Game. I look forward to reading more :pinkiehappy:

Agreed, that is one damn effective way to end an argument

Their first encounter with ponies is going to be fun.

Out of curiosity, which do you think is physically stronger, Grunt or Big MacIntosh? I'm tempted to say Big Mac because he near-effortlessly pulled an entire house behind him just by hopping, but I haven't seen the full extent of Grunt's strength yet so the matter is still up for debate.

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I would say Grunt. He's got one thing and one thing alone, his incredible strength. You've just not seen him at full strength and angry.

And not fighting a God of War.

Although that should show just how strong Grunt is.

1083460 True, undoubtedly Grunt is the greater fighter of the two, but I'm talking more about how they would fair in, say, a weight-lifting competition, personally my money is on a tie

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Well...

As a flat-out weight lifting competition, I would probably say Tie or Grunt wins, if only because of Ruska/Swiggybooze technicalities. Or being drunk. Grunt loves his booze.

However, yeah, I'd say about a tie on that competition.

*claps slowly*

Bravo, good sir. Bravo. :moustache:

*Go to work for a few days
*Come home
*Accepted Cannon
*Woo!

Yet another good chapter, glad to see their Poison Joke finally getting cured, I'm about ready for some Orc-brand badassery

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fizzle and horses don't get along!

With a squeal, I fainted.

I think you mean with a MANLY squeal. Or not.

Another great chapter.

Also, a cliffhanger...are you serious?

Have this emote for being badass.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png

Edit: Aww, it won't let me give you your rightful emote... Have these 2 instead.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Cloudchaser_dealwithit.png

Edit 2: ARRRGGHHH!!! Now my computers trolling me.

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What if I told you that there are three emotes, clearly visible by me? Two of Rainbow Dash being awesome, and one of... somepony else, also being awesome?

Also, Thanks, lol

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If I could do it all again, I would hold off on the poison joke untill the characters are better established. Changing a character is only funny when you care about the character. Be and Pro care about the characters because they happen to be our own characters from tabletop role-playing, but you guys have had hardly any time to get to know them. Anyway, I was also getting sick of Grunt's lisp. It was time to set things right.

1258137 The emote wasn't visible when I posted my comment, so I posted it again with another emote. Then, as the first edit went up my original emote became visible. So... I give you ultimate emote of them all.

dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Twilight_pea.png

Don't ask.

What if I told you I actually haven't read the story and are just commenting on here because it's you?
Because that's eggsactly what this is.
:D

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Unfortunately, Warbringer's Companion is on a sort of Hiatus for the time being, though I do want to finish up the current chapter as soon as possible. I started a new job a few months ago, and it has made finding time to write a lot more difficult.

Well written, very descriptive and imaginative. Captured my interest, can't wait to read more!!!

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