• Published 10th Oct 2017
  • 5,123 Views, 169 Comments

It's the hands...I guess... - ClearlyNotTremor230



FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!

Comments ( 34 )

Damn, TWO hours? That mare has courage! I wonder if she'll be able to sing about anything not involving bucking, hands, massages or weird alien apes :trollestia:

Lmao. That ending amused me greatly. Best shrink ever.

This is hilarious. I love it!!!

WOOT i have been missing the good laughs that this story gives, looking forward to next chapter

I would recommend starlight if possible

I completely forgot about this! :D This is hilarious xD

β€œBlackie!” both brothers yelled at the same time.

Maybe "brother and sister"?

β€œWhat the hay is happening in there?” the Mon Alicorn said dumbly.

"Moon".
You're welcome.

9317633
fixed both things, thank you :pinkiesmile:
but in my defense, in Italian it is considered "acceptable" to use "brothers" even when talking about a brother and a sister, I guess it somehow influenced me :pinkiesad2:

β€œFluttershy mating with the human.

BLEEAAAAAAARGH!
This time though, Luna sidestepped the foul stream and just sat there enjoying the Draconequus’ moment of agony in vindictive pleasure.

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that was great, keep it up man

and remember her that as Alicorns

Maybe "remind"?

Story is not dead 🀣
Is just an episodic story, I update whenever I get a good idea for a new chapter πŸ˜‰
It's a bit sloooooooow, but I believe it to be worth it 🀣🀣🀣

Looking for inspiration XD

β€œI have put an add on the newspaper, if I am lucky I should at least find a secretary.”

wait..... didn't he hire Tempest a couple of chapters back?

9502252
That was a flash forward dressed like an omake

9502487
ah okat, l see :P.... looking forward to more in this story, l LOVE it

noch, noch, hello ?! hello!? ...... squinting ..... mmmm
Marcus: it seems that no one is there.
Kelly: I tell you I saw someone move in there.
Logan: munch munch ... munch .... maybe panicked and ran; cruunch! or he became a zombie and is waiting for some poor devil to come in and be his dinner.
Kelly: Shut up Logan, you see too much shit on TV.
Logan: hey may be unlikely but not impossible
Marcus: Anyway there seems to be no one at home, let's go back.
Kelly: what are you eating?
Logan: ##### you want? he offers the plastic bag
Kelly: Sure!... as they go back where they came from ......
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9853126
Quit whining, you 3!
It's a episodic story, meaning that each chap is its own thing.
I Am actually fussing over the last details of the final chapter+epilogue of a story in my main account.
Soon I'll be' Back writing here too, be patient 😘

I just finished reading all of this story so far.....It's messed up...but SOOOOO damn funny.

GUYS, HEAD'S UP! I AM A STORE OWNER, MEANING THAT STARTING DECEMBER I WILL LITERALLY DEAD TO THE WORLD! I WILL TRY WRITING SOMETHING, BUT I CAN'T PROMISE THE NEW CHAPTER WILL BE READY BEFORE NEW YEAR'S EVE OR EVEN JANUARY. I AM REALLY SORRY, I DO NOT WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO LIE TO YOU ALL EITHER. I love you all too much to do this πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

PEOPLE OF FIMFICTION!
I HAVE GOOD NEWS!
THE NEW CHAPTER OF THIS STORY IS FINALLY IN THE MAKING!
That is all, thank you for your attention πŸ‘πŸ₯°πŸ‘

10100509
YESSS it lives finally. However, if you cannot make it than it is fine.

10507745
When did I do that? Don't remember.

More please.

Soo:rainbowderp:....Can I consider this story dead?:fluttershysad:, because that seems to me to be.:unsuresweetie:

10660936
I ufficially ran out of ideas for this one.
So it's on hiatus for the time being.
My apologies.
😞

10662609
Thats a shame there nothing worse then writers block for a writer

What about the computer randomly exploding

10896472
That jas beem fixed by a total reset plus reinstalling of the Operative System

Wait did it actually explode I was just using that as an example

10897588
No, but the Operative System did try to crumbke on itself XD

Oh that’s still pretty bad

This story was good hopefully you can come back on this some day

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