FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
I love dedicated Wikias, I can get all the info I need (In incognito mode)
Who needs incog to look at ponies? They're awesome!
Also, I would love to see Maud Pie encounter Buck because the thought of her composure completely breaking under a pair of hands would be hilarious to see.
As for introductions, Buck could accidentally fall into her cave one day and break a few things, making him repay her with a massage, or Pinkie insists Maud check out the new attraction in Ponyville, that being Buck's Masseuse place.
Wow, i looked at your profile only a few days ago and it read that you have not been on the site since November, gotta say i am pleasantly surprised to see that you have returned because this has been a really fun story so far Happy New Year and may i wish you good luck with whatever you have planned for the year to come
i swear i have seen the last part of the chapter somewhere else, the screming at someone while answering. i dont remember where and it shall eat me for a while till i remember, thank you for that
Couldn't sleep last night, decided to read this chapter in the wee hours o'mornin. Trying not to wake everyone with my laughing. Hope blacky changes his views on romance and gets with zecora, mmmm those stripes.
I'd love to see another Fluttershy massage JUST to see Discord get pissed off at Buck even more. As for new characters though.... I'd be interested to see how the CMC react. Maybe one of their crusades gets them injured and sore, so their sisters take them to Buck?
Then there's Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer (They're basically the same character, anyway, so.) I can just imagine Twilight telling her "YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS MASSAGE!!" and as for Starlight, well, you know her personality.
Good balance of comedy, crack, plot, and plot, but it could definitely use a couple of editing passes for missed words and awkward sentence structure. Didn't spot any spelling errors though.
I was thinking about something along this kind of mix of "Wubs" and CEllo, to be precise...I have admittedly strange tastes XD
Who needs incog to look at ponies? They're awesome!
Also, I would love to see Maud Pie encounter Buck because the thought of her composure completely breaking under a pair of hands would be hilarious to see.
As for introductions, Buck could accidentally fall into her cave one day and break a few things, making him repay her with a massage, or Pinkie insists Maud check out the new attraction in Ponyville, that being Buck's Masseuse place.
Wow, i looked at your profile only a few days ago and it read that you have not been on the site since November, gotta say i am pleasantly surprised to see that you have returned because this has been a really fun story so far
Happy New Year and may i wish you good luck with whatever you have planned for the year to come
Aaaaahhhhh
That ending with Ms. Berrytwist and the screaming customer made me smile.
This chapter is hilarious! I hope you do more like it and thanks for adding some of my favorite ponies in it. (Chrysalis and Tempest)
i swear i have seen the last part of the chapter somewhere else, the screming at someone while answering. i dont remember where and it shall eat me for a while till i remember, thank you for that
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Ying, Yang, Yo? they did something similar in an episode, about the batteries of the magic remote that brought them inside an horror movie XD
God I'm dying hajajajjajajajajajaja. More!!!!!!!!!!
This story is delightfully silly. Always puts a smile on my face.
I love this story, the ending was equally amazing.
Oh I love this xD
*Sees the ending and then proceeds to gigglesnort*
Couldn't sleep last night, decided to read this chapter in the wee hours o'mornin. Trying not to wake everyone with my laughing. Hope blacky changes his views on romance and gets with zecora, mmmm those stripes.
Still waiting for Maud...
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Oh goodness! Maud, with the hot stone treatment! Sooo want to see that!
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She will either be the loudest one or be the only one that has no outward reaction. Just a puddle left behind.
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I think it's from a scene in family Guy. Not 100% sure though.
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yes thank you omg, this has been eating me
I'd love to see another Fluttershy massage JUST to see Discord get pissed off at Buck even more. As for new characters though.... I'd be interested to see how the CMC react. Maybe one of their crusades gets them injured and sore, so their sisters take them to Buck?
Then there's Sunset Shimmer and Starlight Glimmer (They're basically the same character, anyway, so.) I can just imagine Twilight telling her "YOU'VE GOT TO TRY THIS MASSAGE!!" and as for Starlight, well, you know her personality.
Tempest as a secretary...we’ll the changelings will definitely have a more difficult time kidnapping him.
Thank you so much for writing this story. You made my day so much better with it. You got your self a new follower.
decided to do a mid-story sample, and...
Good balance of comedy, crack, plot, and plot, but it could definitely use a couple of editing passes for missed words and awkward sentence structure. Didn't spot any spelling errors though.
What happened to Pincer?