Glad to see this story here!
You'll see, the others too Will love it!

Nerfbeard

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Not here XD
Apparently "by the lore" of this story his arrival between ponies happened before he caught the "Nerf Flu "
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Nigga you got me confused it’s about buck and you got black beard as the cover art?

Moar please...

Okay, I'll bite. Lead on, writer, lead on.

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you can call me either 'Mister Richardson'...or Blackbeard, like my own sergeant instructor use to call me when I firstly joined the army and forgot to shave." 

Buck IS Blackbeard XD

My Brother left me behind to answer since He is at work XD

Oooo, I'm liking it! Let's see how far down the rabbit hole goes.

Never mind

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Yeah I kind of questioned it before I got to that part

I'm liking were this is heading and my head is laughing itself off so Write on! (And yes the pun was intended)

Oooh! You hath my interest

I’m sorry, what?

"OOOOOH! SQUEEZE MY FLANK! SQUEEZE IT!" the mare begged.

Okay, this sentance alone deserves a like

Must have more laughs!
I also want a full Celestia chapter.
I am quite curious to her actual reaction.
Like would she had been like Lyra?
Or reacted a bit more... Saucy.

Yesssss... Give in to the fingersssssss...

Also, more butt massages please.

HANDS!!!! BUCK YEAH!!!
woot~!

lol, literally Massage Tycoon

If nothing else, this should prove amusing. Though I feel sorry for the guy if Cadence shows up. A jealous husband (and one that's a unicorn guard captain no less!) is not something to be taken lightly. It'd be funny as all heck if Chrysalis showed up and kidnapped him, and Celelstia went 'Helen of Troy' on the Changelings as a result.

Quite the eccentric fellow, tall like a tree and built like a boulder and yet gentle, soft-spoken and with a nicely-inquisitive and intellectual mind.

yep. My Keemstar theory seems to be holding up.

Sure I would have preferred if he was dressed,

YeP! IT'S DEfinitelY KEEMSTAR

...Huhuhu!

Hue Hue Hue to you to!

"You saved my life and I was indebted to you, I know, but now I am wondering if it wouldn't have been better just being eaten by those Timberwolves." the zebra said moaning in despair.

Omg, it's blackbeard From rainbow six siege lol that is hilarious!

It always amazes me how fast people can get stuff done when they want something...