FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
Oh god, my sides, they went into orbit. I can honestly imagine Maud reacting like that. Though, I think she kept her reaction in for Buck's sake, she''s perceptive and prolly knew he was getting tired of all the orgasms he caused...
Great chapter, but eh, not enough cliche with the Discord Scene, to be honest...
I thought it would end with Flim and Flam having a Barrel of "Cure-All Tonic" that actually works.
One of them gets tired, though, and so they decide to set the barrel down, conveniently next to a huge pile of cacti and thorn bushes that are also surrounded by Poison Ivy, with a Beehive in the center of it all... oh, and Fire Ants building an anthill below the Beehive.
...damn maud... you crazy
This was great. Thank you for writing it. Made my day so much better
Virgin limetsun pie, niiiiiiiice~
Shame we never got to see Quartz have a go, but I can imagine her visiting in a later chapter out of curiosity.
He would only make the story better if somehow he became a gigolo or a war between nations to Get control of him
I kinda wished you'd have brought in Mud Briar, considering it allows Maud to release that tension somewhere.
Oh god, my sides, they went into orbit. I can honestly imagine Maud reacting like that. Though, I think she kept her reaction in for Buck's sake, she''s perceptive and prolly knew he was getting tired of all the orgasms he caused...
Ever stop writing, your a comedic genius.
LOL
Well now Cloudy Quartz HAS to show up for a massage. ... ... Or Igneous has to ask for training. ... At his wife's insistence.
This and "if this is hell I've been a good boy" are the reason I love HIE comedy fics. Comedy gold.
JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!
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Great chapter, but eh, not enough cliche with the Discord Scene, to be honest...
I thought it would end with Flim and Flam having a Barrel of "Cure-All Tonic" that actually works.
One of them gets tired, though, and so they decide to set the barrel down, conveniently next to a huge pile of cacti and thorn bushes that are also surrounded by Poison Ivy, with a Beehive in the center of it all... oh, and Fire Ants building an anthill below the Beehive.