The CMC Tried To 100% Super Mario Sunshine

by Mister Phoenix

Completed

The Cutie Mark Crusaders or commonly known as The CMC. Or the or shoot run for your lives their going crusding again! Fruit Pie for short.

The team is just three girls with an fourth one most of the time. Scootaloo who had an long purple hair and purple eyes. Wearing an orange t-shirt and brown cargo shorts. Holding an Game Cube control.

On her right is the leader of The Cutie Mark Crusaders. Apple Bloom, younger sister of Applejack. Apple Bloom is an county girl with red hair wearing an pink bow. Wearing an yellow t-shirt and blue overalls shorts. She had an evil smile form on her face while she held an bowl of chips.

Last on the left is an sweet and caring girl. Sweetie Belle, younger sister of Rarity who is one of the most popular girl in school. With an small hate with all being put in her older sister shadow, the young girl wore an long pink dress with pink and purple hair.

"Why am I doing this again?" Scootaloo question, looking at the TV screen.

A small male plumper stood wearing blue overalls, an red cap with the letter M on it.

"Ya lost the bet. Now ya have to complete Super Mario Sunshine" Apple Bloom remind her.

"It can't be that hard. Plus it an video game you haven't 100% yet" Sweetie Belle said causing to moan.

"Plus the bet. Was that ya said that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will never become our friends." Apple Bloom said with an smile

"There is a reason! I got this game for my tenth birthday. Played and played until I need to get the Blue Coins!" Scootaloo said, her eye twitching in the memory.

"Well ah can' wait for ya to begin" Apple Bloom said with an small laugh causing Scootaloo to press the start button.

"Oh here comes the torment" Sweetie Belle said

The girls watch Scootaloo get the machine known as F.L.O.O.D. while beating the paint monster in a very simple battle. With Mario grabbing an Sun Sprites.

"Count them girls that one. Only one hundred and nineteen to go" Scootaloo said while the cut scene played.

"Ya know these people are really mean. Their are sayin' Mario did this even though that bull because he just got here!" Apple Bloom pointed out just watching the scene play.

"I like how in the last game. Luigi pretty much risked his life to save his brother. And the first thing Mario does is take the whole Mushroom Kingdom on holiday. While leaving his brother at home!" Sweetie Belle cried out watching Scootaloo use Flood on the police.

"Oh a Blue Coin. Count them girls, one. Only two hundred and thirty nine to go" Scootaloo said.

"Wait there two hundred and forty of these things?" Sweetie Belle question

"Yep, and I have to get them all" Scootaloo stated, telling her friend the hard truth.

"Ya need to bring three banana's to the lady" Apple Bloom said remind her friend.

At the moment Scootaloo is cleaning out the hub world Delfino Plaza.

"Who wrote this? Twilight?" Apple Bloom question

"Bring three bananas to the nice lady." Scootaloo replied

"She's not a lady, she's a freakin' palmtree person." Apple Bloom said pointing to the TV screen.

"I want bananas, but not too many bananas." Sweetie Belle joked

"They're a danger, there's too much potassium." Apple Bloom joked back causing the two to laugh.

"Wow. Scootaloo you just stole some bananas." Sweetie Belle said in shock.

"If ya want me to save freakin' Isle Delfino, GIVE ME THESE FREAKIN' BANANAS!" Apple Bloom yelled out.

"What you two don't know is. That there is an hold a gun up button. Give you banana" Scootaloo said, joking making the other two laugh.

"Help! 'Hat portly plumber took ma bananas an' is bungee jumpin' away" Apple Bloom said.

"Then the lady just call the police. Oh help some mad plumber is stealing my bananas" Sweetie Belle said causing the others to laugh.

"We should help miss. But we are stuck on the case on who stole the cookie. From the cookie jar" Scootaloo said, giving her best police voice

"Ya see there then that why does grass grow. We just too busy" Apple Bloom replied.

"What would Rainbow Dash say if she saw you stealing banana's?" Sweetie Belle question her friend.

"Good Scootaloo. Faster you get the job done. The Faster you get to nap" Scootaloo answered

"Ya have an weird sister" Apple Bloom stated.

"Plus Shining Armor doesn't try solve the cookie jar mystery." Sweetie Belle said, thinking more about it.

"No he off today. So it just hopeless police people" Scootaloo said making the others laugh.

Before they knew it. Scootaloo was up to the Durian part of the mission. Completely missing the point.

"GRAB THE DURIAN AND PUT IT IN THE BASKET!" Scootaloo yelled out. Seeing that the durian is just in front of the lady.

"I can just imagine Rainbow Dash walking in Scootaloo's house and hearing that." Sweetie Belle said

"Ya see Scoots. See was made by Pinkie" Apple Bloom said making Scootaloo moan.

"No it was made by Twilight, she made this game! So it makes me stop me playing games and do my homework" Scootaloo said, seeing the truth.

"Oh that mean of Twilight. Maybe it pay back, for our crusaders in the past?" Sweetie Belle question

Scootaloo continued to lose it. She was lost trying to find an OJ generator, to get a blue coin.

"I was about to say you keep walking past it." Sweetie Belle said, speaking up.

"THEN OPEN YOUR FREAKING MOUTH SWEETIE BELLE! YOUR JUST AS BAD AS FLUTTERSHY!" Scootaloo yelled at her friend

"Welp, Scootaloo has now lost it completely." Apple Bloom stated, looking at her friend who now completely insane.

"#Sunshine is the worst game to 100%" Sweetie Belle said

"#Not everythin' needs to be an freakin' hashtag Sweetie Belle!"

"That's a big hashtag." Scootaloo stated

"Wow Scootaloo. Ya gettin' really mad are ya sure that ya not like Pinkie?" Apple Bloom question, her.

Scootaloo finally started Gelato Beach with the madness slowly starting.

"COME HERE COCONUT! WHAT? NO! MY COCONUT FELL INTO THE SEA!!" Scootaloo yelled out causing Apple Bloom to laugh.

"Oh this is too good. Ahem glad that ya lost this bet" Apple Bloom said with an laugh.

"GLAD? ARE YOU FREAKING HIGH! FOR THE PASS TWO HOURS, WE HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING! BUT HUNTING FOR FREAKING BLUE COINS" Scootaloo yelled at her friend in pure rage.

"Umm...Scootaloo, what are you doing?" Sweetie Belle question, watching her friend to moving and just looking around.

"I freaking bird watching!" Scootaloo cried out her eyes dare to not move from the screen.

"Scoot ya know that ya never turn on the game right?" Apple Bloom question

"No it just Scootaloo holding an coconut. After the world ended yelling at an destroy wall" Sweetie Belle joked.

"Just me and you coconut. Partners to the end" Scootaloo replied causing the others to break down laughing.

"My little coconut. My little coconut" Sweetie Belle sang

"So Friendship is Coconuts? Huh well Twilight thinks about it the wrong way then" Apple Bloom stated, scratching her head.

"So the Element of Harmony is now The Element of Coconuts? How would that be made into six?" Scootaloo asked

"Scootaloo. You don't understand the magic of Coconuts. Twilight just threw an coconut at Nightmare Moon and Discord" Sweetie Belle said explaining what really happen.

"Wow. That a really boring story" Scootaloo stated.

"Rainbow Dash, is really just an coconut and so is everyone else" Sweetie Belle said, causing Scootaloo to look at her.

"Oh. Then the what the heck am I playing. A coconut?" Scootaloo question

"Yes" Sweetie Belle answered

"I swear you true older sister is Pinkie" Scootaloo said.

"Oh Scootaloo ya must be done soon, right?" Apple Bloom question, seeing her one hundred and forty blue coins.

"No I'm only halfway there! There is two hundred and forty coins in this game!" Scootaloo said repeating her first statement.

"Oh we're going to be here forever!" Sweetie Belle said

"Ya know ah just now seeing Bowser and Bowser Jr. Starting an holiday seeing how long ya taking" Apple Bloom joked

"Where is Mario!? Is he really getting those blue coins? That was an joke!" Scootaloo said, doing an Bowser Jr. Voice.

"Discord, he place those blue coins in the game. Knowing that Scootaloo would try to 100% this game" Sweetie Belle said.

"Well we better-" Apple Bloom started

"NO! NO MORE FREAKING COCONUTS!! GO TELL DIAMOND AND SILVER ABOUT THESE COCONUTS MAYBE YOU CAN ALL LAUGH THEN!!" Scootaloo yelled at them.

"We should call Twilight to use the Elements of Harmony on Scootaloo?" Apple Bloom question

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"Oh thank heavens! You finally got all the blue coins!" Sweetie Belle cried out.

Just when Scootaloo is about to exchange her blue coins for Shine Sprites. The text box froze on two for a moment.

"I'LL GIVE YOU TWO?! TWO?! FOR TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY BLUE COINS?! ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY?!" Scootaloo yelled causing the other crusaders to laugh.

"Oh that rich" Sweetie Belle said

"Wait this guy bought all blue coins in one go?" Apple Bloom said, being the shop keeper.

"It dangerous to bring all blue coins in at once" Sweetie Belle said in an funny voice.

"AHH!!" Scootaloo yelled out

"Scoots eat a snickers, ya get angry when ya're mad.

"Wait, what?" Scootaloo question

"Ya don' know, When ya're mad Scootaloo, ya get angry!" Apple Bloom explained.

"Instead of people die when they get killed. People get angry when they're mad." Sweetie Belle said, joining in.

"Oh dear god!" Scootaloo said out loud

"No, oh dear Celestia" Sweetie Belle corrected her.

"What?" She question

"Ya know tired and druck. Scootaloo is the best Scootaloo." Apple Bloom said

"Scoots. Next time ya have to have an talk with an teacher or Twilight, stay up for twenty four hours and get drunk and then answer questions." Apple Bloom said with the others dare not to cut in.

Apple Bloom let out a small cough. Before she began to speak in a high pitched voice. "Miss. Scootaloo What's your favorite subject?

Apple Bloom then let out a deeper voice "SCREW YA TEACH!"

"It whatever subject it is you come up with. WHEN YOU GET OUT OF THE ROOM!" Sweetie Belle said, finishing it off with an yell.

"Please let my heart stop beating" Scootaloo pleaded.

"Should we save or kill Scootaloo?" Apple Bloom question

"Mercy Kill" Scootaloo answered

"If we had 13600 dollars, Scootaloo will commit ritual sudooku in this room right now." Apple Bloom

"SUDOOKU?!" Sweetie Belle wondered

"I don't even like sudoku." Scootaloo stated

"G-I-N-T E-G-G" Sweetie Belle sang, bored out of her mind.

"Ya know that song does actually say G-I-A-N-T?" Apple Bloom question her

"No it doesn't." Scootaloo returned.

"Yes it does." Apple Bloom replied.

"No it doesn't." Scootaloo argued.

"It' because it' really fast." Apple Bloom explained.

"WELL THEY DON'T SAY IT AT ALL THEN. It takes a split second to further enunciate that "a", they don't even do that, screw it. There ain't no a. IT'S GINT EGG! ALRIGHT?" Scootaloo asked with an yell.

The two being too afraid to answer back just smiled and nodded with Scootaloo question.

"I don't like the name Belle in my name" Sweetie Belle stated.

"Why?" Apple Bloom asked

"Because of all the nicknames. Door Belle, School Belle. Ding Dong Belle, Clock Belle." Sweetie Belle said, naming a few nicknames.

"Sweetie Belle" Apple Bloom said causing the young girl to smile.

"I HATE CLOUDS!" Scootaloo yelled trying to get to the final boss.

"I hate clouds. They soft and high and they get everywhere" Apple Bloom joked

Scootaloo defeated Bowser and the final cut scene played. Watching picture and picture go by until it stop on one.

"UUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHAAAAHAAA!!! ALL THAT FOR A POSTCARD!!!" Scootaloo yelled out in rage.

"Ah thin' that we should end this" Apple Bloom said

"Right with you. Apple Bloom" Sweetie Belle said.

"AHHH!!! I'M GOING TO BED! TELL RAINBOW THAT I'LL BE ASLEEP FOR THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS!!!" Scootaloo yelled, storming to her room,

Author's Note:

Well this was an thing. Scootaloo then went insane because of the postcard and was only see with an coconut in her hands screaming at an wall thinking that the coconut can talk back. The end of the sad life of Scootaloo.

Also this story does take place in the human world. But the same events still happen but just a little different from how they work in Equestria or Equestria Girls world. Like Nightmare Moon wanting to block out the sun and Discord wanting to create chaos.

Comments

[SCP049]

[Dark Colt Sabata]

That is some good gint egg, also...

YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!

[BananasRCoool]

This gave me the laughs

[zalla661]

Sudoku?.... Hmm... Me thinks the CMC's goofed a bit.

[The Philosopher King]

"If we had 13600 dollars, Scootaloo will commit ritual sudooku in this room right now." Apple Bloom said

The ritualistic Japanese suicide by disembowelment is Seppuku, not Sudooku. However, it is pronounced very similarly, in fact exactly the same except for the "p" instead of a "d" sound, so I see why you messed up author.

[shynight]

6838525

I honestly didn't think that Arin could ever get more enraged than when he played Super Mario Sunshine... then the Sonic Adventures playthrough happened... specifically, FUCKING FROGGY!

[Ise no Kami]

This gets a favorite on concept alone.

[Ise no Kami]

6838525 Goddamn packinko machine.

[Ise no Kami]

Just one thing I wanna add: the premise is funny, but, minus a few BS challenges (that are infamous by now), Sunshine's not a hard game to complete. You want a sadistic idea for a sequel, go for "The CMC Tried to 100%" any of the games in the list below:

[Mister Phoenix]

6973620 It not that the game is hard it those blue coins, but I never played Sunshine so I wouldn't know. But I do have a sequel in mind not for the CMC for the main six well more of Twilight, Pinkie, Rainbow, and Applejack but for warned they are playing the most evil game in the world. The game that cause wars, fights, destroy magic I'm talking about...

Mario Party.

[Ise no Kami]

6973815 I don't think the Magic of Friendship can survive that.

[Ise no Kami]

Oh dear. The CMC HAVE become the Game Grumps. I approve. (Dang, I've been using this emoji a lot lately.)

[Ise no Kami]

I've got another idea for a sequel: "The CMC Tried to 100% Super Mario Galaxy." While the Trial Galaxies are a factor, I found that they threw star bits and 1-up mushrooms at you, so I'd gain 3-5 lives for every one I lost. No, the real rage will come from the more BS prankster comets, specifically the later cosmic comets. Once you reach the last few domes, that Cosmic Mario just gets incredibly difficult and annoying, to the point where he's the only thing in that game that still legitimately gives me trouble. I feel bad for the noobs. (If there are any left.)

Oh, and have fun with the purple coin missions that are timed, or where you only have one shot at each coin. Or, alternatively, the Freezeflame Galaxy purple coin run. (Where the f's that last coin!? )

Seriously, after reading this, I'd love to see these little annoyances break Scootaloo completely.

[Mister Phoenix]

6974007 Well the next The CMC Tried To 100%: will just be more chapters for this story plus the next game I was thinking on doing is Sonic '06 or some other hard or just funny game

[Ise no Kami]

6974024 Oh dear god.

Funny story. I actually watched a Let's Play of '06. Aside from some annoying challenges, it doesn't look that bad to watch.

Then the Let's Players reach the End of the World. No. Just no. That level is absolutely horrible, and never should have been created.

[Ise no Kami]

6974024 you know, given all the games we've listed, you could make a whole series off of this. Just as long as you don't completely rip off Game Grumps (which, from what I've read, you aren't).

[Mister Phoenix]

6974980 Well this story is based off SomecallmeJohnny Sunshine play through for the Nintendo Thon but yes it could but I just thought that this story could use more chapters it just it just be hard. Plus I don't too

[Ise no Kami]

6974988 I like Johnny's work but I hadn't seen his Sunshine episode. I watched it after your comment, and it was glorious.

[Ise no Kami]

6974988 Also, the problem with adding more chapters to this is that Scootaloo already completed the game. Wouldn't make sense to add more chapters unless they moved on to something else.

[The Ohvist]

Dear author:

Make this into a lets play.

[Mister Phoenix]

6983053 Super Mario Sunshine

[saroeweft laevv]

THIS HERE IS JUST! JUST!! UUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pop) okay (booms up)