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Legendary Emerald


Hello everyone, my name is Legendary Emerald. I'm a comedy writer who's got a preference for ponies, and I aim to entertain.

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One day, an enigmatic pony named Burke arrives in Ponyville, looking for some pony, or some ponies, to carry out his evil plan. He happens across the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and promises them their cutie marks in return for their assistance in blowing up a bomb that has long been hidden underneath the town's soil. Hijinks ensue.

Note: Not related to Fallout Equestria, and not a full crossover with Fallout either. Rated T for comedic violence.

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I definitely laughed

If your going to censor swear words, don't use them at all.

Comment posted by Legendary Emerald deleted Dec 18th, 2013

“Hey girls, look what I found!” she said cheerfully, hefting an enormous cannon over her shoulder. “It think it's called a Fat Man!”

“Shoot her!” Scootaloo and Apple Bloom called out as Celestia's eyes went wide.

“Okay!” Sweetie answered in the same happy tone. She pulled the trigger, and a mini-nuke was launched straight at the Princess's face.

“Mother of me,” Celestia cursed, her horn lighting up with magic exertion, but not quickly enough.

I died laughing :pinkiecrazy::trollestia:

3647357

Yesss, thank you for getting the Manson references in this. I was worried they'd go over everyone's heads, but they were so funny to me, I couldn't bear to take them out. :rainbowlaugh:

This was hysterical! But just one thing? Isn't the radius on the fat man something around 30ft? Just a thought :P

3649456

Sorry everyone, someone found a plot hole, story's over, go home. :rainbowwild:

Glad you got a laugh out of the story!:rainbowlaugh:

Sweetie Hell
Shootaloo
Apple Boom

3649456 Tell that to Leon.

This was damn hilarious!

And that line at the end making fun of your own story reminded me of how South Park constantly makes cracks about itself.

Well done! I haven't laughed so hard in years!

LET THE CLAPPING COMMENCE.

I like how you made me think of when I blew up Megaton

Loved it, psychotic Sweetie Belle is best Sweetie Belle :D

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