⇩ Please Downvote! ⇩

by Super Trampoline

Chapter Twenty Eight: In Which Rainbow Dash is Sick and Applejack Bakes Pie

Rainbow Dash was sick. Too bad, really; she doesn't deserved to be sick. I mean, most ponies don't, really. Only really bad ponies, like Sombra. He's dead though, so that's a moot point.

Anyway, Applejack is a really sweet pony, so she decided to bake an "I'm sorry you're sick" pie for Rainbow Dash. She's really a great pony, even if other ponies are mean to her, and call her mean names like "silly pony" and "background pony". Anyway, do you want to guess the type of pie she baked? I'll give you a minute.

That's right she baked an apple pie! I bet you thought she was going to be subversive and bake a blueberry pie or a tofu pot pie!* Nope! Good old fashioned Apple Pie, that good old fashioned Applejack.

You thought I was going to tell you how she made it, didn't you? Nope; check the author's notes if you want to know. Anyway, she can't fly, so I carried her to Rainbow's house and she delivered the pie and it was very sweet and we ate the pie together and after we were all full we all made out to make Rainbow Dash feel better. Making out always makes a pony feel better.

Author's Note:

Here's a simple easy Apple Pie recipe: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/219165/chef-johns-easy-apple-pie/
Try making it, and tell me in the comments section how it goes! Please also post pictures of your pie!

*Apparently the line of Penny Lane "Four of fish and finger pie" is actually very naughty, so no referencing that in the story! Oops!

Comments

[Scarheart]

Based on the sheer number of angry comments of readers hurling insults and whatnot at each other in the aftermath of this fine example of hieroglyphs gone horribly wrong, I'd say this story has been a resounding success!

To be fair, I haven't read past the first chapter. I saw the update, remembered I downvoted because the story asked for it, and checked the comments for the lols.

I was not disappointed.

Carry on, my good man. Carry on.

[Protopony350]

Why did the title get shortened?

[Super Trampoline]

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THE MARE rescinded the story for having too long a title, among other reasons.

[DILLYbOd]

I don't know... should I up-vote or down-vote... I mean he wants me to down-vote, well I guess I have to, I mean it would be wrong if I don't. Right?........ *Up-votes*..... *Stares at screen with pain filled eyes* I've made a terrible MISTAKE!

[Super Trampoline]

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Fool, what have you done?!

[DILLYbOd]

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[n3k1dsk1llz]

I can't help but feel like there is more of a need for characters like Super Trampoline.
but at the same time I realize....there can only be one.

[Delphina34]

But rainbow dash doesn't like pie. . . .

[Marcthelightspark2004]

Rainbow Dash was sick. Too bad, really; she doesn't deserved to be sick. I mean, most ponies don't, really. Only really bad ponies, like Sombra. He's dead though, so that's a moot point.

well...............not dead as of when this was written. More..........cast into the ether

[Super Trampoline]

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lol