My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
So one day I was bored so I decided to visit my girlfriend Trixie. Trixie used to be a minor antagonist but now she is sort of good. I say sort of because she still has a lot to learn but then again don't we all. Well, by "we" I mean everypony but myself, for we all fall short of the glory of Super Trampoline. Ponies can still aspire to rise to my glory and perfection, of course. I'm a benevolent pony.
Anyway Trixie lived in a wagon now and travelled all over Equestia, which honestly is what she did before she visited Ponyville too so I guess not much has changed. We write a lot of letters to each other and it's super romantic, just like I am toward all of my fillyfriends, for romanticness is next to Godlyness and I'm pretty godly. So we write lots of mushy letters to each other but today she was actually back in Ponyville.
I like her charisma and excellent showmareship. She likes that I comissioned her a new wagon after the Ursurus Major crushed the first one. Also, our shared mutual love of Pyrotechnics.
Anyway, since she was in town, we headed to the remote foothills a few miles outside of town to where we were all alone, just us, and we did something very intimate that only two ponies who really love should do together.
We blew sht up!
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Goddamn. Every chapter of this is a gem.
6161529 Rarity says the same thing about me.
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lol I get the feeling you are just trying to troll haters... I applaud this action XD
I voted thumbs up on your story ^_^
He's nitrogen?
6242813 Yes. He's 70% of the Earth's athmosphere--that's why he's so powerful and important.
6105544 Pffft naaaah not worse than sombra. *puts away how to be evil book. And then hides battleaxe.*
Before I came here, a few people actually gave me a couple words of wisdom about this story.
- Got Rootbeer
- Knighty (Have mercy)
- New York Times
Whelp, balls to the wall hoys, tome to give this a shot!
This is terrible. I love it. 10/10. Downvoted.
6295698 how dare you insult this work of supreme perfection!
Ann I'm seeing things or did y'all just changed everything in this story from mature to everyone!?
6442802 perhaps you're thinking of a different story I recently published which does have the mature rating. And is also a troll fic.
6445870 oh okay! Phew and I thoughh I was getting crazy.
Just reading this story's description, this is going to be one heck of a top kek.
6555368 it's a Star Trek get rekt Glenn beck heck of a kek.
Your becoming Stuy again.
Again, hard to make the argument your not a mary stu if your godly.
Oh dear lord. I can't wait to see the fireworks!
Fuk?
Even better
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Are narcissism and hubris not negative character traits?
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This is a riff on the saying "cleanliness is next to godliness.
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GASP! NAUGHTY LANGUAGE! IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!