Rap Battle #2
The battle between Rainbow and Twilight soon became well known. Other ponies considered the possibility of using them to settle disagreements.
It wasn't long before Vinyl found herself facing an upset Pinkie at the local cafe. She raised an eyebrow at the magenta mare, confused. "Wait, so you want to have a rap battle with Rarity ... Rarity ... because she refused to come to your party?"
"Well, yeah! But it wasn't just that she refused!" Pinkie slammed a hoof against the table, growling. "She said that it was uncouth and filthy! Can you believe it? My 'Beach Party', uncouth and filthy? The nerve!" She leaped to her hooves, pacing back and forth in front of the white unicorn, upset. "There's going to be a sand castle building contest, not to mention beach volleyball and a muffin-eating contest! I can't believe she's going to pass all that up because she's afraid of getting a little sand in her fur or being exposed to warm air!"
Vinyl sighed, shaking her head at Pinkie. "Fine. Just let me finish my meal, okay?"
Pinkie grinned, bouncing in joy. "Oki doki loki!" She quickly headed towards the square, leaving the DJ to finish her hay fries in peace.
Soon enough, Vinyl had her equipment set up, ready to begin the rap battle. Pinkie stood there, sternly glaring at a mortified Rarity. Vinyl checked to make sure her microphone was ready and the illusory backgrounds were up before she started the music.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
VS.
BEGIN!
My name is Pinkie Pie and I am here to say
That I'm the best pony and that's how it'll stay!
You really think you can beat me, Miss Aloof?
Hard to imagine when you hardly ever lift a floofy-hoof!
Element of Generosity? I doubt that's true!
You never do a thing that doesn't somehow help you!
I vow to shoot your marshmallow flank into the sky -
Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!
Oh, it ... is ... on!
This will end worse than your party of one!
A lady never stoops to violent acts.
She also never lets herself get so fat!
If you got any bigger, you might just explode,
Or maybe get a personal ZIP code!
Rarity is always in high demand;
More so than a mare who eats as much sugar as she can!
You say that sugary goodness is something super-duper bad,
But it's the energy from those sweets that lets me rap so fast!
Besides, didn't you eat half the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness?
Everypony in town agrees that I'm the one who is the baddest!
"Baddest" isn't a real word, you foal!
It's ponies like you who wreck other's souls!
Not only are you portly - you're a huge tart!
How many ponies have you given private parties?
You think I'm bad? That last one didn't even rhyme!
I could beat you at any given time!
You weren't thinking when you opened your store.
No one in Ponyville wears clothes for the glamour!
My designs have made quite the splash in Canterlot.
Tell me, Pinkie, just how is Lints-a-lot?
Everypony in town runs when you begin to sing,
Because it is the ... worst ... possible ... thing!
Watch it, Rare, Pinkamena's on the case!
Why don't we put a smile on that face?
Challenging me like this is a huge mistake -
Leave! Before I feel like making cupcakes.
There was a long, awkward pause. Nopony there understood what Pinkie had said, but the tone of her voice worried them greatly.
Vinyl cleared her throat, breaking the awkward silence. "Okay. I think it's best if we stop for now." She turned to the magenta mare nervously. "Please put that away. Who knows what harm it can do?"
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
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Very nice. The intro worked really well here. Considerably less jarring than the previous one. Just a note that you accidentally left the final two lines in Rarity's white text.I think you might benefit from adding an image card of the ERB logo or a modified one. Even the simplest image is better than no image and the ERB logo should be instantly recognisable to fans.
I'm siding with Rarity on this one.
Pinkie better stand back because Rarity's classy brand of burns is here to stay. 
I promise, I WILL read this later. Mark my words...
Gotta go with Pinke Pie, if you mess up a rhyme, its all over...
I'm sorry but I have to disagree
Rarity's the one who got third degree
I'm sorry for my rap but your just a pour sap.
So leave now, Before I start to cap.
She was holding a hacksaw, wasn't she?
Tell me I'm wrong...or more importantly, tell me why they call it a hacksaw...
pinkie was good but rarity seemed to get more hits in ill go with rarity she did get many minus points for not rhymeing.
Do a Spike on please Do Spike vs Twilight family vs faimly.
I love it keep up the good work
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and and the way i think twilight won for sure
@Romeo Love
Pardon my intrusion about what you just said
But to think Pinkie lost you must've lost your head.
Rarity failed to rhyme once, that's worst than taking a long pause.
So pardon me sir, I do believe Rarity simply lost.
Okay, i was tempted to write that when i saw your comment....sorry.
As for the author, i love you for making this.
Sh
t this one's too close for me to call.
holy crap pinkie blew rarity out of the water
epic, cool, badass, what else?
I have to give to to Pinkie on this one, especially with that last line.
Rarity looses to best pony!
(Don't say it if it don't rhyme b
tch!)
Go Pinkie!
Pinkie!
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Psyco pinkie ending love it
Dude........pinkie won
Pinkie won just because of this last line
Watch it, Rare, Pinkamena's on the case!
Why don't we put a smile on that face?
Challenging me like this is a huge mistake -
Leave! Before I feel like making cupcakes.
Pinkie won that one. But a F*** CUPCAKE REFERENCE! REALLY!? Why is it that everything I read that has Pinkie in it eventually lead to a cupcake reference? Is I some MLP FiM Fiction rule or something?
Pinkie wins!!
love the cupcake line
Cupcakes reference??
PINKIE WINS
Better luck next time Rarity
Pinkie Pie won this one
Pinkie Pie won. Making a reference to Cupcakes was like, 20% cooler.
Fat insults...rairty do better
Pinkie just got crazy on us at the end lol
I'm gong with rarity though
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Please do reconsider, Mr.infinite scratch:
Or you might end up in Pinkie's next batch.
Cup.... Cakes??????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pinkie gets the win.
Pinkie. No contest.
WIN TOO PINKY PIE
pinkie
enigma I challenge you to a rap battle.
rarity and pinkie?
the hell you be thinkin?
neither of them rhyme
neither keep in time
this battle was wack
it just lacks impact
what the hell was that?
some kinda faux phat?
the twi and RD
that shit was for me
it had wit and rapping
this show just had bitching
so what ya gonna do?
remake this pinkie brew?
coz anything's better
with rapping letters
Up until the very end, Rarity had it. But the cupcakes line...
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I still think Pinkie should have said "You can see them too??!!" at the end.
Holy SHIT.... EVERYPONY RUN, SHE'S MAKING CUPCAKES.....AGEAN
PINKIE PIE FOR TEH WIN! TAKE THAT RARITY YOU BEYATCH!!!(sorry i just hate rarity!)
Did anyone else catch that last line by Pinkie...
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Yo, enigma's out, so I guess I gotta fill in,
but what can I say, this rap is far from thrillin'!
Rarity and Pinkie? That's called "creativity".
But that's not even a word, according to your stupidity!
I rap faster than Twi and Dash combined!
By the time this is over, you'll be left behind!
The brew doesn't need remaking; it's one of a kind
If you ever think that, you might have lost your mind!
Pinkie's awesome alone, she doesn't need speed!
We're all in a race, but Pinkie's in the lead!
And Rarity can't rhyme? You must be joking
At least she's doing better than what ever you're pokin'!
So if you know what's good for you, you might as well quit
Cause whatever you're doing isn't doing shit!
681937 Hate you too bitch.
Pinkie WINS! CUPCAKES! Whats so bad about them? See fanfic. OK, I love these meaty cupcakes.
RARITY HAD IT
UNTIL CUPCAKES
PINKIE PIE WINS
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that logic was wack
your reasons just lack
you think good rhymes good times
come out of pinkie's speedlines?
hoenie please! get out of the party wagon
get out and pull
because clearly you be speaking bull
thats right. you speak. not rap
your just a food thats asking for mah pimp slap.
you aint got class and got no game
when you think speed talkin's the game we name
it's all about the craft
all about the wrath
hoes ragin and burnin
trollin and flamin
but not like that
those words they shat
they were juvenile and weak
compared to RD's winning streak
Twily spoke true and from the heart
and that why RD wasn't left unhurt.
this was same old same old
the burns you hear everyday
if you find mundane entertaining
then your taste is just gay
Ooooh tough one! I still gotta go with Rarity on this one though
Pinkie's final line was just epic. Vinyl probably gets it, I ma'am pretty sure shes breaking the fourth wall throughout this.
I like them but on the second one made my eyes hurt.
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sorry about that.
i think there's an option to make the background black so you can read it better...
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"Your taste is gay?" That's the best you can do?
Get back to school boy, if you stay here, you're through!
Class is in session, now take your seat,
and I'll show you something that can't be beat!
RD was pathetic; her rhymes were just lame.
But Pinkie was furious; only she has game!
Twilight was off-beat, no rhymes to show for,
yet Rarity was swift, you can't ask for more!
Your "rhymes" are nothing but sick little jokes!
I'm just getting started, so buckle down folks!
Flip to page twelve, we're skipping a chapter.
At the pace this is going, you're gonna have to move faster!
You're pathetic, you aren't even worth my time.
For what you're worth, I can sell you for a dime!
You're rhymes are useless, don't even make sense,
You can't even hold a steady defense!
This battle was over just when it started.
It's obvious who won, don't act so retarded!
This is just another check on my list.
This battle is over!
Class dismissed!
oh god... i gagged at the mention of cupcake