Enigma sat between the two pets, glancing from one to the other. He fiddled with the translator in his ear, wondering if it had a volume control. ...these two are so loud...
“Like I said, Winona,” the feline said, turning her nose up at her opponent, “I did not touch your silly little bracelet.”
“Liar!” The canine growled, narrowing her eyes at the pompous pet. “Ah know ya took the Geass Bracelet! All I want is to have it back!”
The red pegasus quirked an eyebrow, looking at the brown-and-white dog. “...‘Gee-Yes Bracelet’? What’s that?”
Winona looked at him, a frown somehow forming on her muzzle. “The Geass Bracelet is an ancient, powerful artifact. It allows the user to manipulate the minds of others while looking into their eyes, among other things. There’s always a unique set of rules for each user, though, and, if it’s used too much, one could lose oneself to the power.” She tilted her head, curious. “Does that answer your question?”
He blinked, staring down at the working dog. “...for some reason, that sounds very familiar...” He glanced up, seeing a familiar white unicorn trotting up to them. He beamed, waving a hoof at her. “Hey, Vi!”
“‘Sup, E?” She kissed him on the cheek, blushing brightly. “So, are they ready to hear the results?” She pulled out her phone, starting to count the votes.
“Not necessary.” Three heads turned towards the white feline in confusion. The posh pet stood up, sauntering over to the dirt-covered one. She scowled, furrowing her brow. “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but...sniff me.”
The playful pooch tilted her head once more, clearly confused. “Beg pardon?”
“I guarantee that you will see I’m in the right when you sniff me.” Opal closed her eyes, bracing herself. To her credit, she kept as still as possible as the canine sniffed all over her. “So, what did you smell?”
“Just yer usual scent.” Winona narrowed her eyes, frowning slightly. “What are you getting at?”
The fancy feline smirked, shaking her head. “If I were to have taken your silly bracelet, don’t you think you’d smell it on me?”
Winona recoiled as if she’d stumbled across a snake. “...I...I guess you’re right.” She whined, holding out a paw to the other pet. “Sorry fer accusin’ you like that.”
Opal distastefully stared at the muddy paw. “Apology accepted. Next time, though, be sure you have all the facts before you make wild accusations.” She turned and sauntered off, nose high in the air.
The working canine turned to the couple nearby, oblivious to their dumbstruck expressions. “Thank ya fer what ya did. Bye!” She bounded away, tail wagging happily.
Vinyl blinked, coming out of her shock. She turned to the red pegasus, frowning in disappointment. “...so...neither of them wanted to hear Winona won?”
He smiled calmly at her, draping his wing over her shoulders. “It would only cause a worse rivalry between them.” He started to kiss along her neck, eliciting a tiny whimper from her lips. He stopped, slightly worried. “...too much?”
She immediately wrapped her forelegs around his neck, pulling him into a deep, passionate kiss. After a few seconds, she broke it off, gasping slightly, looking at him with lidded eyes. “...not enough...”
He glanced around, feeling a little anxious. “...y-you...you want our...h-here?”
The disk jockey shook her head, a coy smile on her face. “Not until our fifth date, E. This will be our third date, though.~” She put a hoof on his mouth, stopping the words before they began. “Yes, I’m counting the one before the Royal Wedding.” She turned, walking back to their home with a noticeable sway in her step, flicking her tail playfully at his nose.
Enigma gulped silently, hurrying to walk alongside his love. Despite the awkwardness of the situation, he couldn’t help but smile as they both walked towards the rising sun.
The stallion turned to her, squinting slightly from the sunlight. “Do you have a spare set of shades?”
The new-found couple sat next to each other, the bed sheets loosely draped over their hindlegs. They avoided each other’s gaze, trying to find some way to break the awkward silence between them.
The red stallion spoke first, glancing briefly at the white mare. “...s-so...” He coughed, giving himself a moment to think of what he was going to say. “...that was an...interesting suggestion you made...”
She blushed brightly, idly fiddling with the covers. “...y-yeah...” There was a few more seconds void of speech. “...s-sorry, E...”
He rubbed the back of his neck, blushing fiercely. “...well, I suppose we all have our...um, kinks...” He sighed, finally turning to look at the unicorn that held such a special place in his heart. “...well, it’s not the most extreme one I’ve ever heard of...” She groaned, raising her hooves to her face. He frowned, gently wrapping a wing around her. “...what I’m trying to say is...I’m willing to give it a try...”
Vinyl looked up, her eyes wide in surprise. “R-really?” She smiled brightly at him, her legs trembling in excitement.
He nodded, pulling her close, gently kissing her. “Of course, Vi. Though I am curious about why you’re interested in it.”
She rubbed the back of her head, sheepishly grinning. “...well...Dash was saying how great it was...”
He held up a hoof, a playful smile on his lips. “Say no more.” He pulled her into a kiss once more, carefully lowering her onto her back. He looked down at her, smiling softly.
She returned the gaze, eyes shining with love. “B-be gentle, please. You already took one cherry...”
On the other side of town, a gray mare flit about her home, nervously biting her lip. “...oh, where is it?” She flipped a table over, completely ignoring how it landed perfectly a few yards away as she was searching the space that was underneath it. After a few more moments of frantic searching, she sat down on the couch and groaned in agony, holding her head in her hooves.
The door opened, revealing a similarly-colored pegasus. She trotted forward, brightly smiling until she took in the state of the room. She glanced at the perfectly-placed furniture, the spotless floors and even the clothes that were neatly folded off to the side.
She looked at her twin, frowning in sympathy. “You lost something, didn’t you, Ditzy?”
The upset mare groaned, looking up at her sister as best she could with her wall-eyes. “Oh, Derpy, I just don’t know what went wrong! I put the key where I normally do, and it’s gone!” She held up a rainbow-colored cupcake, frowning slightly. “...I found this in its place...”
The weathermare stared at the dessert, blinking, her mind processing the sight of it. “...I think I know who left that...wait a tic.” Her eyes snapped to the other pony’s face, wide in shock. “...key? As in, the TARDIS key!?”
It's pronounced Gee-ahss with a soft g sound. If you've watched the show you should know.
1968588
i watched a few episodes with my brother, but we couldn't afford any new ones as i started buying mlp episodes.
Did they just...?
And he once again introduces Doctor Who back into the Epic Rap Battles of MLP. I betcha feel pretty good about that one, huh?
1968601
I just watch it for free online, same as any anime I watch. Sometimes an episode will not have an English dub, but at least I don't have to buy it.
That middle part.
Season one is on youtube i go to animeultima for s2
So three mystical and/or powerful items are missing... What are you planning?
Well then.
Ohhhh Things are sterting to get interresting!
Continue.
EnigmaXVinyl in between rap battles?
...I'm okay with this.
Nothing like a quick, awesome read before heading off to take my finals.
I don't really mind, I like this ship.
Every time a Doctor Who reference is sad, my brain IMMEDIATELY goes through the Doctor Who theme.
1968722
there's also a mystical dreamcatcher, but that one isn't from any series i know of. oh, and the bracelet wasn't in the series, i just thought it sounded like a good thing for an artifact. the anime has people who give the geass, but that would be needlessly complicated for this story.
also, yes, there's seven, overall.
1968615
what can i say? i'm a whovian.
"Don't you mean 'Whoovesian'?"
...that doesn't really sound right to me, vi...
The TARDIS key is lost? Shit's about to go down... Also, may I ask what exactly Vinyl requested?
-Jolly Roger
1968586
for some reason, this made me laugh out loud in the middle of my calculus class. kudos.
1969344
...i'd say, but it's rather...mature...
"It begins with an 'A'. E won't let me say more than that."
1969353 Okay. I can imagine now
-Jolly Roger
1968601 Hey Enigma, I want to write a story of my own but I would very much like to borrow the pet translator idea please, I would give you full credit and it's up to you.
1969373
now you see why e was surprised by her suggestion, right?
1969376
i don't mind, really. you can use that without my permission.
"Can you credit E, though?"
... ...please ignore vi...
1969377 Kind of.
-Jolly Roger
1969386 It was your idea, if I didn't credit you it wouldn't feel write. And thank you very much.
A Bloody fine chapter, I hope to see this plan in action of all evildoers.
1969052
it's actually five things, so far...and a secret.
1969343 I'd go with Hoovian. Get it? It sounds exactly the same as "Whovian," but in reality it's a term combining one's Whovianism and Bronitude.
1969772
...maybe. still, i know the original doctor a bit better than the mlp-fanon doctor...though that's not saying much...
1969814 Do you mean the First Doctor (originally played by William Hartnell from 1963 to 1966, succeeded by Patrick Troughton), or the Tenth Doctor (played by David Tennant from 2005 to 2010, succeeded by Matt Smith)? I suppose that I know all of the canon Doctors better than you know the mlp-fanon Doctor.
Well...... the EnigmaxVinyl went far, pretty fast.......
1969353 I'm still trying to think of things starting with "A"...
No Dice.
1969353
A little over a week ago, I realized that all my favorite authors read and coonent on each others stories. Minima a he an epic Kirby fic for example. You guys are EVERYWHERE!
1970345
...trust me, you're probably better off not knowing...
Half: Rap battle
Half: WULL HAI THER. How'z about sum smooch? *1,000 words later*
*GuyFace finally wades his way through chapter* "*pant* I didn't... *pant* I didn't know you could... *pant* Rap like that. I didn't need to see that, folks. I really didn't. Good thing it didn't show much more, or I would've died a horrible brain-melting death. See ya next time on ERBoMLP!"
Wow, comment-character-me, you don't have to be so blunt.
"It's true! I never asked for this!"
Stop quoting games... Go away.
"Fine."
1970554
"...dude, this is officially the weirdest comment on this story. Congrats. You get the 'Creep Award'."
vi, that's not nice at all. i apologize for her, man.
Spot Light: Break Up, Break UP, BREAK UP!
Sugar Coat: It's his story let them be,
Spot Light: But Sweet Heart. There is only one partner for Vinyl.
Sugar Coat: Let it go
Spot Light: NEVER!!!
Am I the only person who cares about the battles and not the side plots?
Fine by me about the middle scene, For some reason I all ready know about all this stuff
Great chapter!
1971078
like i said before, taviscratch is one of my favorite ships. vinyl just happens to be one of my favorite minor characters. i refuse to accept that she's a background pony - she deserves better than that!
...i'm sorry...
1971235 Spot Light: Yes I understand, Heck most of my "Wham"...
The Userdusting off a baseball bat : Sorry for my Spot Light persona E, he tends to get carried away sometimes, I fully respect you choice and agree Vinyl should be a front line pony, heck in my story Meeting the Parents she is one of the main characters. I think Spot Light just want's to cause enough trouble so that he and Sugar Coat to rap you and Vinyl. Again I'm sorry for his way, that's how I made him.
1971295
...he does realize that there's a bonus chapter coming up, right? oc's are being accepted, right now...
1971339 The User: Hold on. Let me get him up. shrugging Spot Light
Spot Light getting up: Why did you hit me?
The User: Because you deserved it, by the way E said there is a bonus chapter coming up and you can be in it.
Spot Light: Relay? Who can I face, I just want to go one-on-one with someone, Sugar Coat isn't a rapper and she gets stage fright.
The User: Looks like he is up for it. Now I better get out the Baseball bat before he knocks something over.
1971368
...well, anypony who's been in a rap battle, so far... ...i suppose that includes e, too...
1971339 Are you only accepting OC's of people you've become acquainted with? Or any OC's that people turn in?
1971465
any oc's. as either a guest or a performer/rapper.
1971479 Now, how would one, I don't know, turn in a character for review per se? And what information would that person also have to turn in with that character?
1971495
one would send a bio of their oc to me in a private message. i'll decide whether or not they'll be allowed into the chapter.
1971391 The User: Spot Light want's to face E in a full rap with Vinyl and Sugar Coat as spectators. Right Spot Light?
Spot Light nods head weirdly
The User: That's a yes, And Sugar Coat want's to face Vinyl, right?
Sugar Coat: No I have nothing aginst her.
The User: So that's a yes.
Sugar Coat: No it's not
The User: Just kidding.
1971549
...see comment above yours for how to apply...
1971721 You got it.
1970609 Ahahahaha.... Oh, me? Weird? Well I never.
Now if you'll excuse me-
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Oh, you're back.
"Quick, lookie here."
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