Epic Rap Battles of MLP

by enigmaMystere

Rap Battle #5: Results and Aftermath

Vinyl sighed, slowly sinking into the comfy cushions of her couch. She had a rough day today, and this was supposed to be her "me time".

Regretfully, she couldn't relax. Something was bothering her, but she couldn't put her hoof on it. She recalled all the times she thought she noticed something off, but, when she tried to look at it, she couldn't see anything out of place. It was a little unnerving, to be honest.

She finally just got up and walked into the kitchen, muttering to herself. "...a snack should help me sleep better..." She yawned, opening the door to the pantry.

Something leaped at her face, glomping onto it tightly. It took her a few moments to register this fact before she yelled out, falling flat on her back and flailing her hooves around.

"Silly Gummy! That's not how you hug somepony!" The weight on her face was swiftly removed, leaving Vinyl staring up at her friends in confusion.

"...why was Gummy in the cabinet?"

"He was searching for his victory cake!" Pinkie giggled, leaning close to Vinyl's ear and whispering to her. "I'm hiding it until the parade. He deserves it!" She pulled back, suddenly thoughtful. "Gummy did win, right?"

At that moment, Fluttershy walked in. Angel was on her back, glaring daggers at Gummy. The gator, of course, was ignorant of the death glare directed at him, probably lost in his thoughts again.

Of course. Because I can't say who won without both participants here. Fumbling for her phone, she pulled it out and counted the votes.

After about five minutes (it surprised Vinyl how many votes there were), she put it away, turning to the four friends gathered there. "The winner is Gummy."

Angel slumped, upset. Before anyone could say anything, he leaped over to Gummy, holding his ear out to the gator.

Without any hesitation, he bit down on the bunny's ear, making Fluttershy gasp in shock. Angel, for his part, took it without flinching.

Pinkie didn't seem to be bothered, either, hugging Vinyl tightly. "This is great! Two wins for Team Pie!" She grabbed both ponies, rushing them out the door to plan a victory party after the parade.

As soon as they were gone, Gummy muttered to the bunny in his grip, not letting go. "Remember, you still have two more favors after this."

Angel groaned, rolling his eyes. "I know, Gums. You don't have to remind me. After all, it was my idea."

---

Gummy won with over two times the number of votes as Angel. I guess viciousness has nothing over technique.

Oh, and I forgot who all I allowed to see the raps beforehand. ^^; If you're one of them, please PM me. The next battle is finally ready! :D

AW, YEAH! IT'S TWO FAN FAVORITES!

Oh, and Vinyl broke the fourth wall again. Pardon me while I give her a little chat.

Enigma out.~

Comments

[Ninjuto]

Yea, Gummy won. But what are these favors they speak of?

[TundraStanza]

The fourth wall has been repaired on a regular basis.
... just not as quickly as it's been broken.

[s00perguy]

Damnit, vinyl, why do you gotta go breakin' shit? Seriously though, pretty cool battle, I hope to see more.

[WeThePony]

I like the idea it's funny really!

But competition gets too . . . violent between readers. I just wrestled with my friend over the first rap battle. You should mention that it is a friendly thing.

But yeah, keep up the good work!

[bloodwolf432]

What if, you start doing rap battle between authors?

[infinite scratch]

Go gummy its your birthday

[Dark Lightning]

2 fan favorites huh?
I wonder who could that be

[Himmler GZ]

746931 Google it.

[Captain Literal]

gator ownage

[Dirty Bit]

Team Pie is unstoppable

[Inferno demon Dash]

HA!!!!!! I KNEW IT! Anyone know how to put videos and pics on this commant board?

[Lemon Curry]

746997 I'll send you a PM explaining it.

[Moon_Fire]

747156 can you send me a PM as well I don't know how to do the vids and would like to know. but you don't have to send me a PM if you don't want to

[Cognito]

Ahaha, not only is this updated, but the new epic rap came out. Genius.

[Lemon Curry]

747174 Done

[Moon_Fire]

747190 ty, but I meant: how do you put the actual video (not the link) into a comment?

[Lemon Curry]

747213 Oh. my mistake. That, I'm less certain about.

[Lazypoisonfl]

Hell ya.....ALLIGATORS

[GentlemanPirate]

BREAKING NEWS:
NicePeter liked APPLE.MOV on YouTube.
NicePeter a brony?
More information after I got sick of the new ERB, sooo... never actually.

(Seriously, a new Epic Rap Battle of MLP AND a new Epic Rap Battle of History ON THE SAME DAY?
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[PinkieBeam]

746878 I think meta fics are still banned, so I'm not sure how that would play out as far as the rules go...

Also, I think that enigma said he/she wasn't doing anything with authors and such (at least, not yet anyways, I don't remember the details of the reply I got... )

[Final_Scratch]

Fan favorites eh? So I'll assume either Luna or Derpy is involved. I just imagined Luna rapping with Royal Csnterlot Voice. I think I need a minute to clam down

[awesomespike]

Before I read this I must saying, I expect nothing less than awesomeness from this seeing how its based off of something that itself is pure awesomeness!!!! Now with that said, in I go

[TheSnowyPegasister]

VINYL! DON'T YOU KNOW FOURTH WALLS ARE EXPENISVE?!
Gummy won for the simple fact that he/she/it is Gummy. GUMMY IS TOP GATOR!
PINKTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR!

[awesomespike]

749428
I never said I did lol, just basing a statement off of the rhymes written for them.

[Darkvolt]

I wonder what would happen if Nice Peter saw these

[enigmaMystere]

749534
...i dunno... ...he might not like them since i have no music for them...

[Darkvolt]

That can be fixed

[enigmaMystere]

749593
...but...i dunno anyone who can do that...well, who would be willing to do so...

[Darkvolt]

anyone can make a decent sounding beat...but that would require music making software

[Burritoburger]

DUDE!
CAN YOU JUST PLEASE GET VINYL TO STOP TAKING LESSONS FROM PINKIE?

[enigmaMystere]

750229
"Are you kidding? I'm giving her lessons!" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png

...that was my silly comment for the night.

[Burritoburger]

750274
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Ahem, also.

NEED A RANDOM EMOTICON?
(\/) ;,,; (\/)
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG?

[enigmaMystere]

750294
i'd prefer sweetie belle. but, as i don't know how to do that with letters, this will have to do:

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dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Sweetie_Belle_lolface.png
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[Big-X]

747563 What sorcery is this?!? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Vinyl_Scratch_lolface.png

[Burritoburger]

747563
That might be the fact that he liked the creator, Hotdiggiteydemon, before his pony.mov animations. He liked it just because it had the same content.

[8loodyrain]

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/) you know what to do

[PlaguePaladin]

can i shoot vinyl's cloudsmith album? in irl i always get random good aims even in video games
all hail me... i will stop vinyl from breaking 4th walls.

[Inkarus]

OH GOD, WHAT FAVOURS!?!?!

[nichol-ass24]

i was kinda hoping that angle would just to be able to rub it in pinkie's face for being so smug
but meh

[Delusional Brony]

Who built the fourth wall in the first place? It doesn't seem to block anything these days.

759447(\ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH!!!

[lilstheawesome]

Well...Darn...

[Wurben Hurgen]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what was i laughing about again