Rap Battle #12
Vinyl lay on her bed, resting her head on one foreleg. her other one was busy with a game on her phone. Normally, she'd be enthusiastically shooting the avian projectiles, trying to destroy those evil porcine foes.
She just wasn't feeling it. She got up and trot over to her dresser, staring at the picture on top. The treasured photo was framed in an intricate, gold frame. She brought the photo close, tracing the smiling grey pony's cheek with a hoof. "...w-why?"
"Miss Scratch?"
"WAH!" Vinyl tossed the photo into a dresser drawer, slamming it shut as she turned to face the source of the voice.
The purple dragon just stared at her for a moment before shrugging. "We want a rap battle." He motioned to himself and the silver filly next to him.
Said filly shuffled nervously, muttering under her breath. "...he wants to...I'm perfectly fine as I am..."
He stared at her, a fierce determination in his eyes that Vinyl had never seen before. "We're doing this, Spoon. I'm going to win, and then you'll have to let me help you."
Vinyl, confused by the exchange between the two, lifted a hoof to interject. Silver Spoon shook her head, her eyes silently pleading her to not ask.
After a moment or two of deliberation, she sighed, running her foreleg through her mane. She winced, feeling how five days in her room took its toll on her hygiene. "...let me get a shower real quick, and then I'll do it."
Everypony who was in town gathered in the town square. To be honest, it wasn't that many ponies. Twilight and Octavia were situated right behind Sweetie, Applebloom and Scootaloo. Pipsqueak sat next to the orange pegasus, and Featherweight was seated by the yellow filly. There was also what appeared to be a stallion wearing a beanie in the back row next to Fluttershy and Applejack, but Vinyl didn't recognize him.
Spike stood on stage, a special headset firmly in place around his green spines. He was smirking at the silver filly in front of him, who returned it with a glare.
"Go, Silver Spoon!" A pink pony cheered for her only friend, a sly grin on her face. "Show him who's boss!"
"You can do it, Spike!" The white unicorn cupped her hooves around her mouth, loudly calling out. "I know you can!"
Vinyl sighed, smiling softly. As she began her music, she noticed a yellow earth pony and a mint-green unicorn take a seat behind Twilight and Octavia. Forcing that observation to the back of her mind, she switched into 'entertainer mode'.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
VS.
BEGIN!
Holy guacamole, lets get this battle started!
But I warn you, Silver Spoon, my raps aren't for the fainthearted.
You still go to school? Still stuck in boring classes?
I'm surprised you can read with those thick glasses.
You always tease the Cutie Mark Crusaders to no end.
Too bad you're the one who hasn't got any real friends.
Your so-called "friend" is just a sad reminder.
She's up in the front, you're stuck hidden behind her.
Well look what we've got here - it's little baby Spike.
Before you huff yourself to sleep, I'm gonna make my own strike!
You claim you're big and strong? You're hardly a dragon.
I know you suck your claw at night and wear a frilly pink apron.
Your crush is in love with another. What, you didn't know?
I guess you would've if you didn't bend backwards so low.
No pony here will vote for you. They're all still annoyed
About that rampage where you left the town half-destroyed.
I'm much tougher than you think, I've swam in a lava pool.
I was king of the horde. Let's see you do that, you mule.
I've been called handsome and cute, I'm a hit with the mares.
So she has somepony else in her sights - I don't care!
I help Twilight keep her library clean and consistent.
Everypony knows that I'm the number one assistant.
And what about you? What does your cutie mark even mean?
Just that you're tarnished, Silver, and a huge drama queen!
You think you stand a chance? That is true hilarity.
You're destined to fail just like your crush on Rarity!
So Twilight's clever and you think you're just as smart, oui?
Then why couldn't you organize her brother's bachelor party?
You claim you're her assistant? Ha! You're more like her pet!
Don't even try to deny the time she took you to a vet.
You think your raps can match mine? Oh, give me a break!
You're really nothing more than an overgrown snake.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
Raps this time are due to the help of Fireseeker and GuyFace. Sorry if I spelled your username incorrectly. ^^;
The next battle is going to be an unexpected one! :D Well, except for those who I asked for help from. *le shrug* Also, you might expect a relatively large number of memes to be used. Best bet? Pull up "knowyourmeme.com" for help.
"Come on, E! You need to start packing!"
Ah, right. I'm starting college on Monday. Just so that's out there. Also, rejected lyrics:
I'll bend this Spoon and at little to no cost.
Then continue with my day like a boss!
Have a nice day!
Enigma out.~
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even without the rejected lyrics, Spike won,no Biased(though those lyrics would have been awesome)
As much as I hate her, Silver Spoon.
Spike one line of fire and the rest was just trash.
Spike won this match that badass dragon
Again have fun in college
Spike wins.
Now to make the video!
Spike wins. Hands down. Silver Spoon is just the show's hastily inserted mindless lackey to the drama queen.
Spike totally won that one.
I hate to, but Silver Spoon won it with the taking him to the vet bit, that's priceless.
Spike
I vote Spike.
Not becaude I like him better, but because his rap was better
Unfortunately, I think Silver Spoon won that one. Spike had some weak points while she consistantly laid the smack down.
Before I read this, I almost assumed you were a fan of SilverSpike. The first fic I read of said pairing is Total Magic Pony Island
But I digress. Spike won this round
Silver Spoon gets my vote.
Spike!
Both were evenly matched. Bu since I hate Silver Fart, I'm going to go with Spike.
The Winner is SPIKE
Silver Spoon won.
Didn't think I'd ever type that...
Spike
LIKE A BAWS, LIKE A BAWS, LIKE A MO-FUCKIN' BAWS!
Oh god, maybe? I very much enjoys these raps!
Spike won,
ouch, silver spoon
My vote goes to Spike.
Spike. Like.... Seriously.
Sorry love spike but Silver Spoon gets my vote.
Spike takes it.
Spike gets my vote, while spoon kept a slightly better flow, she never tried to rebuff any of his slams, she just piled slam after slam with no attempt to recover. Spike wins because he fought back.
Spike wins.
Silver Spoon got nothing, and Spike obliterated her with the fact that he's a dragon, and she's just a stuck-up, pompous brat.
spike won
Spike.
I have to give it Spoon.
Also, it seems a lot of the for Spike votes are just because they don't like Silver Spoon's character.
Eeeeh, I'unno.
Both were good.
Eh, forget it. I'm going with Silver Spoon.
I vote Spike
Spike won, bitches (ESPECIALLY YOU, SS)
spike only because i want to see what happens if he wins
Go spoon even though she has a stick up her butt
Spike. Yes, it's because I don't like his opponent.
No, I'm not ashamed.
Silver spoon rap was vicious, really to me isn't that close. I'm just afraid that Spike is getting votes simply because he is the more popular character. Silver spoon gets my vote
I like spike, but silver spoon won this one.
I vote Spike.
...
What? I'm not going into a detailed reason.
Spike won.
Sliver Spoon
Spike no doubt about it I MEAN HE HAD MUSTACHE FOR CELESTIAS SAKE
Silver Spoon was surprisingly good, but I still vote Spike.
i'm sorry silver but spike won you never defended yourself so he mowed you over with his rhymes.
I would have to say Spike, but the raps were close. But i have to say spike
Silver Spoon
spike.
i want a chrysalis vs cadence. or cadence vs luna, celestia or shinng armor.
Silver hit Spike quite good, but I have to appreciate Spike's quick comebacks and counters. Because of that, Spike won.
Silver.
That is all.
Spike. Only because we got to see the rejected one lines. Still.. would have won without them
Silver hit Spike in some good canon places, but Spike still came out on top.