Vinyl was resting in her bedroom, indulging in something she only did on special occasions - reading a book. She would never admit it, but she loved science fiction. Think about it - a machine that could travel through space and time! Who wouldn't like to have something like that?
She paused in the middle of turning a page, feeling eyes on her. Glancing up, she realized her suspicions were correct; the fillies and colts were all gathered around her. With a small sigh, she closed her book and smiled at them. "How may I help you?"
"You know how." The brash pegasus jumped onto the bed, pulling her (former) opponent up with her. "Tell us who won! I know that strange device you have tells you!"
Vinyl rolled her eyes, reaching over to her bedstand to grab her cell phone. "Fine. Let me get my-" She blinked, feeling the top of the small piece of furniture for a few more moments, a stunned look on her face. "...no..." She hesitantly turned, eyes widening in shock as she saw a certain device missing.
"What is t-this thing?"
Vinyl snapped her attention to the grayish-purple unicorn currently messing with her phone. Leaping over the heads of the other young ones, she snatched her machine, hugging it tightly to her body. She sighed in relief before tensing up, looking at the foals behind her. Most of them were staring back, the tan pegasus deciding to fix a wary gaze on the light purple unicorn.
The DJ gave a sheepish grin, rubbing the back of her head with her hoof. "...I don't like ponies touching my stuff..." She awkwardly cleared her throat, trying to think of something to distract from her embarrassment. "...where's 'Shy?"
A little yellow filly raised her hoof, but spoke immediately anyways. "Ah believe she's takin' care a' her animals."
Smiling softly at how much that was like Fluttershy, Vinyl activated her phone, beginning to count the votes.
Meanwhile, the other ponies slowly left, except for Scootaloo and Pipsqueak. The former was trying to sneak glances at the colt, quickly looking away each time, as he was staring right at her.
The older mare paused her tally and smiled softly, seeing the shared blush on the faces of the young ponies. It was really quite adorable. She then decided to make sure of something before telling them who won.
"What is your wager?"
They turned to Vinyl, confused. "...wager?" Scootaloo rubbed the back of her head with a hoof, unsure of what else to say. "...we didn't know we needed a wager..." The spotted colt next to her nodded in agreement.
The DJ shook her head, a smile playing across her lips. "Then how about this: the loser has to do one thing the winner says. No questions asked."
The two school ponies looked at each other, then back at their temporary guardian, nodding.
"Good deal! One sec..." Vinyl finished tallying the votes, putting her phone back on the night stand before turning to her charges. "The winner is Scootaloo, though it was really close."
Scootaloo's pupils shrank, looking everywhere but the colt next to her. She obviously was worried he'd hate her for beating him. However, when he poked her shoulder, she had to face him.
Pipsqueak held a hoof up, a bright smile greeting the pegasus' gaze. "Congrats, Scoots!" He chuckled softly as he saw her blush grow even more.
She grinned, taking the hoof and shaking it. She leaped off the bed, motioning towards the door. "Come on, Pip! There's something I'd like for us to do!"
He jumped down and followed, a curious look on his face. "What is it? Pretend pirates? Aliens? Alien pirates with a treasure planet?"
Vinyl lay back down, closing her eyes as she tried to sleep, the last words they said as they left ringing in her mind:
"Have you ever heard of...k-kissing?"
Her eyes snapped open wide. Nope! She sprang to her hooves, chasing the two young ones before they did something they might regret later.
Okay, a few things. While this aftermath is definitely going up, the next rap battle might not come for a while. I'm not entirely sure how often I'll be able to update, but be sure when I say this - I will definitely continue to make rap battles.
Also, I promised a friend that I'd post a rap battle in the comments between him and another for others to vote on. ^^;
And yes, that's Scoots asking Pip for a kiss. :p
"Why the BUCK would you write that!?"
There's a comedy tag. Maybe you missed it? :3
I also got around to making more title cards! Yay! :D Sadly, there weren't really enough references for Blueblood's... :\
...I feel like there's something else for me to mention...but I just can't remember...
Anyways, you all have a nice day!
Enigma out.~
and now, for a rap battle not done by me, but by a friend and his aggrivator. and i only did this because he asked politely.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ML-
...ER...FIMFIC!!
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Captain Literal!
VS.
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FrostWyn!
BEGIN!
Your wack, you think your rhymes can beat me?
If your lucky, you might be number three
HAHAHA I laugh at your pitiful words!!
Mine are grenades I throw at your face!!
Blowin' up so big, they send off to space!!
I'm Literal, the critical, the writer everybrony knows.
You are nothing, small, too pathetic to show!
If yours are grenades, then mine are rockets!
You think anybody knows you? Your the one that's nothing!
you can take that everybrony knows you sh** and shove it in your pocket!
Now get a clue and say too-da-loo, cause I know when your bluffing!
I'm sorry Frosty if don't understand.
Your rhymes, like everything you do, are very bland.
HA! you call your words rockets, they must be made of rubber,
you better watch out before I make you blubber!!
This is the big leagues son!! You're out of place!!
The fact that you are here is a big disgrace!!
Come over here and take a bow,
because I'm the one who runs this show now!!
You rap worse than Miley Cyrus.
You suck so bad, I can’t even take you serious.
You only talk shit when you’re safe at your computer.
I think now it’s time for you to shut your chatter.
You might wanna check your facts, all my lyrics are brand new.
You don’t know what you’re talkin bout, you don’t have a clue.
White face and red cheeks, looks like you got a fever.
And your teeth look like one of your parents was a beaver.
I beat you again, but I don’t think you learned,
When you f*** with me, then you’re gonna get burned.
STOP!! My ears can't handle much more!!
You're skills are so terrible I'd rather listen to a banshee snore!!
You must be kidding me with that kind of s***,
you should have looked before you bit!!
Now you are hooked, helpless on my line,
and your pathetic life is in these hands of mine.
Look at you shaking, you must freezing. Frozen in fear of my teasing.
You're a little tiny fish, in the open sea,
I'm the great white, the winner of this fight.
You better start running, because I'm about to eat you in one gigantic bite!!*
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!!
* We do not take any responsibility for the grammatical errors in this rap. We did not make them. Also, this is the only time we'll be using users in rap battles.**
** ...even though we didn't make said battle.
First non-creator comment!
Also great rap battles dude!
Then how about this: the loser has to do one thing the winner says. No questions asked.
Anyone else know where this was going after this line?
Epicnessssssss.... Also, great fic rap battle
I am legally required to side with the captain on his rap battle. And Mr snowman loses points for curseing and rapping out of turn.
Hmmm.
nice, but i still say pips won.
Note: im sorry for taking a long time with my art, im at NJ for BronyCon. im typing this at a hotel on my friends laptop because i left mine at home( at least i hope so). I mean't to bring it so i could work on it, So when i get back to KY i will work on it.
P.S sorry.
You have to god damned continue this.
839315 im telling you bro knightly vs poultron
I liked the "Nope!" reaction at the end there.
839315 ahahahaha!
The DJ gave a sheepish grin, rubbing the back of her head with her hoof. "...I don't like ponies touching my stuff..." She cleared her throat, trying to think of something to distract from her embarrassment. "...where's 'Shy?"
A little yellow filly raised her hoof, but spoke immediately anyways. "Ah believe she's takin' care a' her animals."
I see where you're going there! *I'm just picking out a reference. Yep, no spoilers here folks*
And for the rap: Gonna have to side with the captain. I'm sorry, but first of all, at Frostwyn's second verse, he said something, then rhymed it 1 line after. That is NO. you are RAPING, not singing a song. Second, half of your stuff doesn't rhyme! Cyrus does NOT rhyme with serious, Computer does NOT rhyme with chatter. Please get better at rapping, for Fluttershy.
839352:
Sex.
I still say Pip won, but the votes are the votes.
As for this other battle, my vote goes to Captain Literal. He owned it.
839578 As enigma said he didn't create the rap. Me and Frosty made the raps. Well we each made our respective lines. Thanks for voting for me!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png
839389 umm...... thanks? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_rainbowderp_flip.png
839578 Yea, Re-read the second verse and I face palmed when I noticed how messed up I typed it. So, I apologize for the horrid second verse. BUT! Cyrus does rhyme with serious and computer does rhyme with chatter. It's called end rhyme.
839389 If cursing bothers you, then you haven't seen the real epic raps.
839897 FROSTY!! YOU MADE IT!
I love Treasure Planet!
Very cute. I love your Vinyl so much. She's a very interesting, multi-leveled character for such a wild, funny "storyline". I look forward to the next battle, whenever it's done.
Ima have to go with the Captain for the rap, no offense to Frost, but his stuff was kinda painful to read.
839426
no problem. i'm fine with waiting.
840018 It's okay, I know it's awful. Looking back, there were much better rhymes I could've used, but it was my first time actually making a rap. After some practice I hope I can redeem myself in a rematch.
839578
you might want to check that spelling. one of your words is missing a letter. you said 'raping' instead of 'rapping'.
also, shh. we don't want to spill the beans, do we?
840018>>840041 Yea I try to not be too harsh on Frosty here. He a cool guy, and I think that with enough practice, he could become a good rapper.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png
840050 hahahaha!!
839805 I was aware of that.
839897 Okay then, if your going that way, then your rhyming is respectable, 'cept for the second verse. I didn't say anything about swearing I've seen ALL the epic rap battles, and I'm a huge fan. Anybrony who faved this because they just like the concept and have never seen erb should probably check it out first
I post a comment and I get a reply from both rappers. Good show chaps.
840061 Sorry, that part was more directed toward the guy who took away a point due to me cussing, but yea I use end rhymes more than last syllable rhymes, much more flexibility with rhyming.
840041
Well good luck to you then
840061 Hahahaha!! Funny what can happen huh? Also, I'm a huge fan of erb too!!!
839426
also, one more thing:
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the first drawing i have ever done for this fandom.
840109 WHY ARE ALL MY FRIENDS BETTER AT DRAWING THAN ME?!?!!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_RageFace.png
OH, and nice drawing.
840050 See, it saddens me greatly to know that you were the ONLY one out of three to pick up on that...
(I was going to comment on it as well, but I wanted to check and make sure no one had beaten me to it already).
EDIT: I request Fluttershy vs. Big Mac (not sure if you have art for them, yet, but my Internet is too slow to load pictures well, so...)
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I salute you, captain.
840109 ADORABRU! Great, now I feel like picking up my pencils again and start drawing ponies.
840215 Thank you solider!! at ease.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
839578
I really hope you meant 'rapping' and not 'raping'...
good job. i like how you did the hair
Captain won, his made a lot more sense.
841010 Thanks!! I practice my skills from time to time. Just for fun.dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Vinyl_Scratch.png
For the next one, how about a Zecora rap battle? Her natural rhythm an and rhyme would instantly make her win.
841271 I would love it if she didn't know she was even in a rap battle, because she always rhymes everything anyways.
Captain Literal won
I feel bad for Frost at this point. Only one guy voted for him, but I still vote for Captain.
Looking forward to the next rap battle!
Hmm my vote is for literal
Scootaloo...Don't do anything you might regret. On second thought, do everything you can regret. Just make sure to record it and put it on YouTube.
And my vote goes for Cappy. I salute you.
lol scoots!
As for the fan battle, I have to give my vote to Captain Literal though I honestly don't think I've heard of you before so your boast seems to be false. (sorry, nothing personal) Frost just needs to remember that end rhyming doesn't really cut it under most circumstances and that the rhymes need to be consecutive. After that, it's all about getting under your opponent's skin.
839522
Oh dear god! Whether they can actually rap or not, that's going to be brutal!
842601 Yea, I already knew that I lost. It was my first time, cut me some slack. *shrug*
843338 Lots of battle raps use end rhyme. You should know that even some of the real ERB battles don't rap with words that really rhyme. They stretch it by using words that vaguely sound similar, but don't totally rhyme.
843865
first time or not, it was a decent attempt.
and, to be honest, i'm trying to avoid cursing for the story's rap battles. i'm not sure it's lore-friendly for the ponies to be cursing like a human sailor.
839967
i'm glad you feel that way about vi. if you ever meet her, make sure you don't touch her property. especially her cloudsmith record.
843886 Ok, I wasn't told that you were trying to avoid cursing. Next time, (If there is one) I will refrain from using curse words. I have been practicing since and I have gotten a bit better according to Captain.
840991
thanks! i spent a really long time on it, so i didn't want to try coloring it because i worry that i'll mess it up. i also can't draw well without some kind of motivation...