Rap Battle #3
Vinyl groaned, watching as twin earth ponies walked up to her. " ... I can't believe this ... " She sighed, standing up to greet who she could only assume were her next customers. "Let me guess: somepony forgot a birthday?"
They looked at her, confused and curious. "No ... who would do something like that and ask for a rap battle?"
The white unicorn almost swore she heard "forever" drifting in on the breeze. She shivered slightly, putting on a smile. "Nopony. So, what can I help you with?"
The blue-furred one stared at the ground, crestfallen. " ... Flim and Flam are back ... and this time ... they have ... " She began to tremble, unable to finish the sentence.
Her pink sister gently patted her back, trying to calm her. She looked at the DJ seriously. "They have a machine that could replace us. We want to have a rap battle for the safety of our customers, not to mention our livelihood!"
Vinyl stared blankly at them for a few moments. " ... so ... you win, you keep your jobs ... they win, you have to quit?" When they nodded to her, she sighed softly. "I'll do it."
Vinyl quickly found herself at her turntables again, preparing to start yet another rap battle. She looked at the pair of rival siblings uneasily, hoping they wouldn't go to blows. This was her first time DJ'ing for four ponies at once, after all. She glanced at the crowd in surprise; it was much larger than before. She quickly turned on her headset and started the music.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
VS.
BEGIN!
Well, look here, brother of mine, it's the same as before.
Another group for us to beat? Oh, what a chore!
We are the best of the best. Nopony else compares.
Certainly not this pair of nymphomanic mares!
We have the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy! Patent pending.
You're the ones best known for giving "happy endings"!
I wouldn't want so much as a massage, you rakes.
We have plenty of mares which we can choose to take!
We got bored and hit the spa. It was simply luxurious!
Now you'd best be prepared. It's time to get serious!
We want the best for our clients. We strive ever higher.
Your raps are tainted. Just like your cider!
When it comes to serving others, we are no strangers.
Everypony knows all about your machine's dangers!
We have many loyal customers, to which we give many thanks.
Oh, and you don't think we noticed when you checked out our flanks?
Well, you see, dear mares, we can't help who you attract.
You won't get us, though. As it is, you're too flat!
We aren't talking about your rumps. Though it might make you sore.
We mean that on the show, we're the ones that spoke more!
You two really think we'll lose due to lack of screen time?
You forget, we aren't the ones who tried to sell slime!
We know you dislike the cards you've been dealt by fate.
It's clear your big machine is how you compensate!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
Vinyl turned to see a yellow pegasus sitting next to her, staring up into the sky intently. " ... Fluttershy, why are you back here?"
She jumped, turning to the DJ with a sheepish smile. " ... oh ... um ... I wanted to see who you were talking to ... I'm sorry ... "
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Very good
. Oh, and first or something like that.
Brilliant! :D
... I want to see fluttershy destroy someone in one of these...
anyone?
Gotta go with the Spa sisters on this one.
YELLOW IS SO HARD TO READ!!!
as much as I hate to say it, flim flam brothers definitely won that
i love you
634430 Have you tried setting the background to 'dark'?
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...You can do that?
634491 Up near the top of the screen, above and to the right of the text, is a set of three drop-down boxes. Set the right-most one to 'dark', and enjoy reading yellow text.
The Spa Sisters are the winners here, no question.
Boo Flim and Flam! All your lines sucked!
I love to get into these more than I should. It's too easy and fun!
Hah, I hope ponys getting curious about who Vinyls talking too becomes a recurring gag.
For the next round, I choose (If you would allow it.
) Discord vs Chysalis
Gotta tell you, I don't know how much the 4th wall will be able to take. But nice last line XD and the forever at the beginning was hilarious
Solution to your picture problem: Have you considered MicTheMicrophone's Epic Pony Rap Battles of Equestria?
Spa sisters won by a landslide. They burned them with true past experiences that cannot be argued. That was a good rap battle.
As for the next one: CELESTIA VS LUNA!!!! You know you want to see that.
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you mean this pic?
4.bp.blogspot.com/-BqudAd57Veo/TvzLctkyQpI/AAAAAAAAZoI/s75fpdxeHlo/s1600/Battle.png
because i'm not really sure i should. not as recognizable as the current one...
then again, there is also this picture that i found:
i49.servimg.com/u/f49/13/89/01/70/rainbo10.png
though, to be honest, i've been avoiding any similar projects. i didn't want to accidentally copy something and be called a fraud or what have you.
i35.photobucket.com/albums/d188/brunetxsurfr_/dayum.jpg
Dem brothers got served!
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the few comments that actually suggested a next one. let me be clear on one thing, though:
nopony will be submitted to a battle twice...unless popular demand asks for it.
i will take all of these into consideration.
Totally the spa sisters. I sing, and while it is hard to sing most of these (not quite enough words to finish the line well), such was not the case with their rhymes. I could sing their parts.
If not, I would consider doing it. I sing, and I feel I might start rapping...I can work with rhymes, and I'm familiar with a good number of OCs on the site.
Fluttershy vs. a dragon, anyone?
Big Mac vs. Princess Celestia, get it? MAC vs. PC?
Derpy vs. Prince Blue Blood, im just bored at this point.
Aloe and Lotus FTW!
WOOT!
AmIDoingItRight.plz
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Apple Jack vs. A box of Applejacks, applejacks win.
Big Mac VS Little Mac from Punch Out.
Cutie Mark Crusaders vs. The Wonder Bolts
Nightmare Moon vs. Discord vs. Changeling Queen
Octavia vs. Lyra
spa sisters won it i wanna see trixie come back and battle twilight
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images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120428071353/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/a/a7/Challenge_accepted.jpg
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Damn straight.
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Hey, buddy, when you get a rap battle with the princesses, PM IT TO ME AND I PROMISE YOU WILL HAVE AN AUDIO RECORDING! (I am a guy, so I will have to rap both parts, but it will still be fun)
There is a rap pony battle on youtube.
635408
i realize that, but i am personally trying to avoid watching such things to prevent myself from being influenced by them.
...unless you were trying to say something else.
634897
you, my good filly or gentlecolt, just made my day with these.
...wow. i never expected to be rushed with so many suggestions for rap battles - especially from just one person!
i will also take these into consideration.
Spa sisters
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haha i see what you did there
Oh snap. Nice rhyme and rhythm in this one; definitely be waiting for some awesome yellow rapping!
This is a tough one but I'm gonna say the Spa sisters. Here's an Idea no probably think of: Princess Molesita vs Lunaughty? Probably won't do it but it be very funny to see or even attempt
635778
thanks! but...what do you mean by "yellow rapping"?
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i have a pretty good idea who's going to be in the next battle, anyways. 
i did take what others said into consideration, though.
it was somepony else's idea. i just went along with it.
635788
...not entirely sure that would end with words...
...forgive me for that last emoticon.
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Haha, I may think that Fluttershy's gonna rap soon is all
635422
Hmm. Its fine as long as you dont to the same pairings. But I really like the story.
Fluttershy vs. Gilda
You could spin it as payback for yelling at her in Gilda's episode.
Oh, and the spa sisters won by a wide margin
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png Rainbow was 1% away from winning...but Twi's last line was enough to get the win. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
"Vinyl, who are you talking to?"
"Nopony you'd know!" dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Vinyl_Scratch_lolface.png
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MLP!
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/lolface_Queen_Chrysalis.png QUEEN CHRYSALIS
VERSUS
dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/discord.png DIIIIIIIISCOOOORD
BEGIN!
Tag Team Battle!
Spike/Sweetie Belle VS. Shining Armor/Cadence!
Somepony needs to make an animation/rap for these!
(gentlecolt) just sayin. Lols
1. Fluttershy vs Discord
2. Diamond and That other friend that no one cares about vs The Cutie Mark Crusaders
3. Luna vs Queen Chrysalis
4. Blueblood vs Trixie
5. Derpy vs Discord