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Game-BeatX14


Pony wallpaper artist, music producer and fanfiction author | Offline Archive

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Fun Fact about male reptiles: They piss and shit out of the same hole their penis retracts into.

Have fun with that.

5368231 Fun fact: Dragons are an evolved state of reptiles, so it's very likely they don't do that anymore.:scootangel:

Dude, what the fuck?

Spike should watch out. Morbus kobold is not funny.

The vacuum scene reminds me from a movie somewhere

Better than Sweetie does? :raritydespair:

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You mean this scene?

Um, you know doing this is a really bad idea right? People have apparently tried it, it didn't end well. Also, poor Sweetie, she got beaten by a household appliance, an appliance that wasn't even designed for that task.

5369559 Yes, I'm aware it isn't safe (I would never actually do that). But it's fun to entertain the idea :rainbowwild:

"Hey girl, I hope you're hungry for some dragon dick!"

Dear god...that is the best thing I've heard.

5369559 For the sake of the story, let's just say that dragons have indestructible dingos.

Fucking clickbait turd... :facehoof:

Gee, I wonder if anything other than what the title says will happen in the story...

*2 mins later*

Nope.

The chapter title made me laugh tho...

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:rainbowlaugh: That scene always killed me!

Also:

"Hey girl, I hope you're hungry for some dragon dick!"

Upvoted and favorited for that alone. :rainbowlaugh: Bahahaha!

5370891 considering Spike suffered no damage from face-planting off a cliff into lava...

5374774 CARLOS! :flutterrage:

EDIT: This was a hilarious read. So Spike's new girlfriend is technically a service droid of sorts...

5369693 Of course it isn't safe. But people do it anyway. (and I'm sure some 'genius' has figures out a way to make the inside of the hose not feel like hard plastic). Have fun with that image.

5368336 And another Fun Fact: Dragons are more specifically a type of Lizard (which are normally equipped with two that they alternate between. Unless they evolved past the alternating stage.

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this is not the droid you're looking for. Move along.

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or getting hurled off the moon in a comic.

There were piles of crumbled up papers and food wrappers underneath. Spike stuffed the hose as far as he could, sucking up dozens of pieces of garbage. Fwoop. Craslurp.

Those vacuum sounds are amazing

Comment posted by cosmosain deleted Apr 29th, 2017

Been watching Scary Movie, have we?

He kicked his legs

7985595 The clickbait level may be over 9000, but atleast it accurately describes the story, right? :rainbowlaugh:

I like how casual she is in helping him get over the edge! Casual sexual activity like this is very nice

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It's not clickbait if it's true! Hehe, this was quite fun :) and the way he did it was actually quite safe, what's really dangerous is having nothing between your body and the end of the hose.

OMG!!!! I love this! ♥ Maybe in the afternoon I'll try to vac "my room"

Really nice

Wonder if we will see more stories with Spike there?

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