Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
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Oh man, it's getting good. I kind of feel bad for twilight. If she had just continued to act normally, then maybe he would of fell for her in time. Though their is something to be said for a companion that would literally do anything for you. Yanderes for life.
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More like do anything TO you. She was anally raping him, after all.
No, actually please don't. Go Celenon!
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You wot, mate?
What do wings in stick-figure style look like? Is it just a pair of bent lines or maybe a pair of triangles?
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I think she would have referred to it as "Brute Force Sexual Fetish Experimentation"
Where is Spike during all of this? Is he still managing the library?
4014394 I'm finding it very difficult to feel bad for Twilight at this point. Her detirmination was admirable at first, but that lasted for about...5 seconds. She's acting sex obsessed, dillusional, bat shit crazy, and to make matters worse her friends can't see that she's flopped her tucking lid and they're supporting her. That posses me off.
4021567 *Sits in a tree in the castle garden with a barret .50 loaded with explosive rounds*.....Im just waiting for my target,Then its all solved
I can't help but feel bad for Twilight. I know I shouldn't, but still. Damn emotions.
4032623 I'd only possibly feel bad for Spergle after she gets her Heel Realization. And if she continues to hurt Celestia and Anon, I'll gladly sneer at her misery when Celestia forgives her and Anon doesn't.
Twilight got retard. She don't love him. She think with her horny(unicorn pun intended) vagoo and nothing else.
I can "understand" Twi why she act like this and so on(she need a doctor.) but the present elements... well they seems to be retarded just like that.
Oh. And I'm really happy that Twi is basically only making Geas stronger.
And I must ask. Where the hell is Spike in it? He lost it and said his goodbyes "Fuck it, you all are crazy" and went on epic adventure?
Awk, I don't know who to support now! They're both just so... Just can't explain it...
4044542 you support the sun. Praise the sun, praise it!
4020681 Spike's not stupid. He knows to stay away from stupid, just like Applejack.
(I'm assuming he's now Ponyville's acting librarian)
Can't stop laughing, I can't get the image out of my head.
A fat fedora nerd comes home to find princess pony in his house on a pile of gold. For some reason this sets him off into inexplicable autism rage
so he throws down his ice cream and does his best to look intimidating like he saw in his Japanese cartoons. And of course Celestia is afraid anyway because she knows just what those fat fingers would love to do if they got a hold of her.
Haha
It's too good.
I just thought about it, the rape dome she said they will try everything that is possible. That is truly scary if you thing of all the possibilities. OH MY CELESTIA!? HE MIGHT RECIEVE HORN ANAL!
4071752 your really fortunate you brain stopped at horn anal
i can think of some way sicker shit
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Celestia is mare number 2? or is she mare number 3 to fall for him?
4088406 Are you my mummy?
She's gonna try to break them up, right? Hopefully this wont be the "misunderstanding" cliché...
4045956 praise the almighty sun brother!!!!!
Why would Celestia be afraid of Anon's wrath? Unless...he's gonna bake her! He's a baker. That was awful.. i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/483/949/14c.jpg
4045956 Praise the sun!!!
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Aye, it's quite ironic (and quite sad..) that she's using the elements of harmony to cause chaos....especially without most of them noticing....
Luna seems oblivious to everything that seems to happen around her as well.
Better not try diving face-first into a pile of metal, though. That'd be stupid. Even though you could easily pay the resulting medical bills because YOU'RE FUCKING LOADED.
I just started the chapter and I lost my shit
I loved watching that...ahhh, brings back memories of getting up early to watch Loony Tunes before eating breakfast and going to school. Then watching Gundam Wing after getting home.
Someone has discovered how animals on Earth feel when they sense our presence.
That sounds suspicious, is someone manipulating her mind?
Ahh this is getting awesome-er!
Nicely done man.
i'm feeling bad for Twi... if she was my friend and transformed into this... I would cry a little.
Awesome work!
FRIENDSHIP!
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It's a mobile suit...
!
IT'S A GUNDAAAAM!!!
(God DAMN, I loved that show!!)
It would be fun to withdraw a large portion of your 401k money and swim in your hard earned and well saved money Scrooge McDuck style when your old (assuming you survive to retirement age and you were smart about continually contributing to it when you were younger)
5297344 PRAISE THE SUN!
No. Oh no.
Not that.
ANYTHING but THAT...
he's becoming....
a horsefucker
....where da fuck is Spike?
6430304 RIGHT?
6469160 spike is dead
Twilight gained some sympathy points in this chapter! I feel conflicted now. Should Anon fall for Twilight or Celestia? I really don't know how to feel!
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One can only dream.
Someone should get an old priest and a young priest for Twilight. The poor girl's been haunted by the demon known as bad writing.
Well... With the exclusion of AppleJack, the Elements of Harmony are now the Elements of Rape
So, on my third read-through., I'm find this chapter kind of ominous:The implication that Celestia jacked Twilight's lover from under her nose.
It's hinted here that Celestia views Anon as more than a friend. Also that friendship and proximity strengthens the Geas. So, when did Celestia start loving Anon? That's what I don't get. Is it the fact that he's her first friend in over a thousand years? Treats her like a pony? If it was before sending him on his quest....that seems odd, to send someone you like out to their death on the off chance they'll succeed, without telling them how you feel.
If it was during the whole roomie bit...feels a bit too manipulative, and see above.
Course, romance may be something I just don't get, so....
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Celestia explains at the end of chapter 8 that she first started to fall for him after the events of chapter 2, but never made a move because she knew how he didn't have any interest in ponies. As far as why, yes, being treated like a normal pony was part of it, but I'd also say that at this point in her life her heart was starting to become receptive to the idea of falling in love again. Keep in mind that she's shed all her responsibilities and has been behaving like a free-spirited teenager in an attempt to recapture a part of her missed adolescence. Her line, "Call me Cel." at the end of the next chapter is one of the bigger examples of that.
As far as stealing him from Twilight, I think the old saying "It takes two to tango" applies. Twi may have thought there was something there, but Anon definitely didn't agree and made that fact known over and over again to both Celestia and Twilight. She never had him to begin with, so there was nothing to steal.
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I imagine it'd look like Flandre Scarlet's wings, minus the jewels at the ends instead of feathers.
Oh dear god, she has a plan
RUN ANON, RUN!!
You know... You're still thinking of her as your teacher, Purple Smart. Conversely, you may see her viewing you as her student... which is probably true, to some extent, but...
The playing field is level now, in a way, and you must adjust your way of thinking. You're not going against Celestia the Princess, or even Celestia the Teacher. You're going against a force of nature - Celestia the Mare - and it seems you now have an enemy, one you never expected to have.
It seems you've entirely missed the moment when Celestia's changed the rules of the game you were playing...
Buckle up. ;]
It would also help to be able to intuit that you may have a sleeper agent in the midst of your most trusted court... ;]
Delightful!
Twilight is her own worst enemy. Ruin her every chance for more than friendship.
Might even ruin that mutch...
Oh this was such a good chapter! That chase was just, so touching!
After 5 years im back here on my 4th time reading this...
Insane chapter. The chase sccene always brings me near tears.
And secretly.... Im still hoping for that print version of this story......