Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
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Twi you bitch !
Best. Line. Ever.
In this fic alone, Autismo's a total Bitch. I side with AJ, Anon and Tia. I like it.
Ok Twilight's friends are kind of creepy. Especially ignoring the fact that Twilight wants to rape Anon. Also, Twilight is an idiot. I love how she doesn't see that she's driving them closer rather than farther apart, especially by getting rid of Celestia's only way of being able to afford to live on her own.
Wow. AJ is only one from mane 6 who isn't completly retard.
Yeah Rarity. Stalking, trying to destroy lives of many people is totally romantic. You should meet one woman who really liked author of one book, and book as well, she was so kind and caring that she even broke his legs so he could not tire himself with mere walking and be able to focus on writing! Yay romantism!
Story is fun, you made me chuckle and go into mode "*slap!Slap!* Bitches! Hold your shit together!"
LaeiouL
I called it.
My good sir, I don't mean to sound hostile, but your story has caused several cases of "bleeding sides" and you are asked to stop writing... In my personal opinion however, sides are overrated! Go for it man! This story is FUCKIN AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWEEEEEEESSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
OH GAWD, I know that feel!
My dad cooked, or reheated, spaghetti every single day. For 8 years!
It was all he knew how to cook!
My sides ack from all the laughter keep up the good work.
Twi is such an awesome Spazzmaster in your fics, can't blame you for writing her like that either, it's like shooting a very nerdy fish in a tiny barrel.
... if this story doesn't end with Anon chewing the FUCK out of Twilight both in his and Celestia's behalf, I'll be severely disappointed.
Please don't make me feel disappointed.
This is too good.
I see you!
I see Celestia starting her own business. (she should become a model)
Three week with the crown on top of the head and you are already a classist bitch, even with your best (and only) friends and fellow Elements who helped you to archieve your victories and who, unlike you, didn´t get any reward for it?
4038787 i would prefur an epic ass whoping dead pool styel
... Smarty Pants, only worse.
God help all of Equestria, for it shall burn.
4038787 did it? i asking so i can enjoy the build up
Go Applejack
WOO! GO AJ!!
Also, FUCK YOU TWILIGHT!
Wow. You've really turned Twi into a backstabbing bitch haven't you?
Seems like even Pink's doesn't like the idea of this but doesn't have the strength like AJ to stand up to Twilight.
Applejack walking out like that. Big respect to you gal. Peace out.
Fucking twilight spergle, fucking autismo spergle...
4880985 Applejack, confirmed for biggest balls in all Equestria. Walking out on the Princess like that; you go girl!
I am now expecting Twilight to go full on Murder The Hypotenuse by third chapter.
This is the first story that I like Applejack and I have never liked Applejack!
Don't stick your dick in crazy indeed.
I love this story.
4022264 at least she doesn't burn orange juice....don't ask..
Anyone else notice all the comments that call Twilight a bitch get over ten thumb ups? I think...that they may be on to something.
Integrity.
I laughed so hard at this, I can picture it right now and its hilarious! X'D
Hahahahaha!
Man Twilight... you're acting real fuckin' crazy gurl
GO APPLEJACK!
God. DAMN IT TWILIGHT!!!!
Celestia prepares spaghetti so frequently since her saddle bags are full of spaghetti.
Hold on a second...*tmp,tmp,tmp,tmp,tmp...creek,slam,tmp,tmp,tmp,tmp,creek*hey twilight*smack,slam,tmp,tmp,tmp,tmp,creek,slam,tmp,tmp,tmp,tmp*
Your welcome.
So twilight could've possibly created a law that negates her and Luna's position as princesses of Equestria's in a one sided relationship sceme and Luna just sits back and does nothing? You already banned your sister from the capital don't be a cunt.
Loophole- get ANON a better job.
6225266 When I originally read this I wondered the same thing. Where the hell was Luna in this situation?
Twilight... Your a bitch.
Best line from this chapter! For science!
Well, seems like she didn't do proper research. It is planned that she moves out AFTER she earns enough bits. And Anon won't kick her out on the streets when she has no bits to build herself a livelihood. He wouldn't do that to anyone, so Twilight's so called love probably is nothing more than lust, if she can't even judge his character right.
#Twilight'Princess of Bitch'Sparkle
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Up yours Twi! .l..
So the dawn settles and Twilight arrives.
Let's not dwell in this Twilight zone, and instead head for dusk.
Oh?looks like dusk is just as bad, better just settle for limbo then.
Twilight is doing this, isn't she?
Yep. *sigh* Darnit, Purple Smart. This time you're going from 'too far' to 'just plain obsessed'. Give it long enough, and her learning that the spell is tied to Celelstia's life force, and she might even go 'Full Yandere'. This Twilight is more obsessed than most versions of Lyra, and almost as much Flutterpriest's Fluttershy. Possibly equal to in that last one's case.
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Hey Celestia, you know how you took me in as your personal protege, gave me care and adoration, not to mention your spot as a sungodess just to live a normal life?
Well fuck that, cuz I have mental issues!
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FÜR DIE WISSENSCHAFT
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better pick up the phone cause you bucking called it
Ok i found a incredible yet easy loophole ,
No one will employ you ? Make your own job !
Why do I get the feeling that Luna has no clue what Twilight is doing to her sister...