Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
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I sense a big boss fight. Im gonna guess it's sombrero right? Dark clouds are his stchik after all. But beside that this is a good chapter, sure it didn't had a million different chaos things showing up but that was made up by the 'book' anon found in the archives. Ah fun. At least rare got it finally. Hopefully twi won't do something EVEN MORE STUPID.
Phew. For a minute there I thought it was all over
Ah. Finally.
Every chapter of this story is just so damn good.
I wonder what the darkness filling the land is? This story just gets better and better as time goes on so it could be any number of awesome things.
inb4 Twilight is the creeping darkness.
Well, that's far more entertaining than what I thought he'd pulled out of the archives.
I feel bad for Twilight, I get that shes the antagonist and all, but still, the being you loved/lusted after for so long that resisted everything you had, and then destroying all your hopes and dreams on the alter? Harsh.
aww you did not kill Twilight
4057055 She deserves punishment, not death.
Did this adventure/romance story just turn into a full blown epic?
Are you going to begin the new arc in a sequel, or just continue on this?
Desperately hoping for either another few hundred thousand words, or a sequel.
Dat chapter. . .
Still hoping Luna gets' hers.
Suck it, bitch!
I don't think I can properly describe the sheer level of laughter that escaped me as I read this.
Even now, as I re-read it, I'm laughing like a nutcase
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Nope, it's all contained within this story. We are approaching the home stretch though.
I love you man :)
There's a shitstorm coming....get yer shovels.
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she had her chance to listen to reason, several times infact. sometimes you gotta get a slap to the face from reality.
4057065 *Clears throat*
Shit has hit the fan, gone through the ceiling, and now is coming back down for a reenactment of Nagasaki.
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Noice
MAI GAWD HOW AM I ALWAYS LATE D:
Ok, one last time. Twilight uses the "Want It, Need It" spell. could that work?
I was going to go to sleep after chapter 11...guess not.
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You know what the real funny thing is? Luna doesn't even have a right to say any of this. Afterall, it was her own selfishness that indirectly caused all of this. It was her selfishness that caused Celestia to have to burden everything alone for a thousand years. It was her's that bred Celestia's.
I really hope Celestia reminds Luna of this.
Damn, that was fucking sad... I feel kinda sorry for Twilight... But then again, she is a bitch... But that's awesome that he and Celestia get to live together forever, colour me fucking jealous bah ha ha ha. The wee bastard better take it or I'll find some fucking way to kick seven shades of shit out of him, that's a fucking promise. Absolutely brilliant though, really something fucking special, but now shits gonna go down. That's no good, I'd prefer it if they just lived happily ever after, with lots of sex of course, in the Castle or his rebuilt wee house. Awk, a man can dream... I bet he's had a dream quite similar, bah ha ha ha. Probably without the sex though.
Before today I could safely say I've never cried at a happy moment in a story, only ever at sadness and tragedy. I can no longer say such a thing.
In my head I thought about the opening scene from pulp fiction. lol
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She was going to rape him. For eternity. He would have been better off killing himself. Twilight is a /monster/. There's nothing there to feel bad for.
If I was at the wedding i would have done pimp slaped twi
Anon is apparently a saint. I doubt I'd be so charitable to people who tried to help someone else take away my free will and rape me... both mentally a physically.
Certainly I wouldn't be calling them friends.
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Sweetie Belle wins everything ever.
4057065 your right she should be tourtured for each thing she did to him then she can die
Well this chapter certainly fulfilled a few things that have been building for a while.
...but Ah have to admit, ya fooled me pretty well. Ah thought it was the gem he took....but instead we got something much worse that that.
The most terrible thing in existance in this story's reality: Twilight's Journal!
I had to close my door to not wake anyone up Ah was laughing so hard at that moment. Well played dude!
And now...now we get to the other main event, the coming storm. Ah'm rather curious to see just what this darkness that Luna was talking about turns out to be.
even tho i was about as ready to strangel twilight as much as anon was when she destroyed his orb
i don't have it have in my heart to want her to be sad even after all her fucking bull shit
all she wanted was to be loved
she went bat shit insane but still
im glad shes finally starting to get the fucking message
i try not to swear most of the time but this fic makes me passionate
4064975 Something I just realized aout that part is that the rocket he shoots actually goes back up the barrel of the cannon.
4094629 Same here twilights really my favorite character, i was really mad, but i felt really bad after all was said and done making her cry
4057086 you know the funny thing is, when i stumbled across this i was looking for clop, dont judge and suffice to say i'm no longer looking for clop, this story has meeted and exceeded all my expectations, cant wait for 13
Nice dodge on the immortality thing. Some of the best endings are ones that are left to the reader's imagination.
I personally hate those kind of endings, but an ending doesn't define a story for me.
But this story ain't over yet
4057065 forums.euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=197995&d=1402666153
Yay anon and celestia
*Breaking heart and crying like da bitch*
edit: (Before keep reading that...it a happy ending)
No seriouosly. if twilight doesn't get her ass kicked into china by anon, i'm going to strangle a kitten.
I feel bad for Twilight now... damn it.
UGH! This kind of story always sucker punches me in the guts!
Good show mate, good show.
Never have I wanted to see lunas head caved in so much as i do right now
Another stupid happy end... Where's the bloodbath?
“Hey... sorry about the whole kidnapping and threatening to ruin your innocence thing. No hard feelings, right?”
“It's okay!” she giggles. “The Princess' diary can't be any more boring than the one Rarity hides in her dresser underneath her special back massager. It's almost all about how much she likes wieners, what she wants to do to wieners, who has the best wiener, the wieners she wants to see the most...”
Oh god. Sweetie isn't exactly whispering here. You risk a sideways glance to see that Rarity is now crimson with embarrassment and trembling with barely contained rage.
“SWEETIE BELLLLLLLE...!”
I swear to god, if this story goes the way where all these girl get zero punishment for these crimes, I'm gonna flip
6898325 sounds like the end of naruto
My tears, make them stop.