Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
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Apologies for the cliffhanger. Here, have another chapter to make up for it.
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To clear up any confusion, the scroll teleported him to the Concordia, one of the airships hovering just outside the island's magical field, not Canterlot. As you assumed, the scroll itself was enchanted by a random unicorn at Twilight's direction.
ill accept this as payment for that fucking cliffhanger
Blimey...
Luna's a cunt in this story, mind my french.
Keep updating buddy, this story's a real gem!
Ok this is a better stopping point than the last chapter where I wanted to kill you. :) Keep up the good work and how long until you've fixed it up enough to say it's finished and posted I wonder.
Another? So soon?
You spoil us.
Bring on the next part good sir
Twice in one day? Im impress, and YAY for discord bringing something that can give anon an advantage. Oh im going to love the chaos that will happen, I wonder what he'll do? Oh I can practically imagine what destruction he will brought forth to show his wrath.
Goodness this is tense. I would be mad, but you did post 2 chapters, so that's in your favor. Keep up the amazing work, I look forward too it.
I need more....like I really need more...right now...this instant!~!!!!!!
ERMAHGERD I CAN'T WAIT FOR MOAR
4053413 luna's not a cunt....cunts are useful and her only use so far is backstabbing and from my standpoint......target practice....fucking colossal bitch
Excellent. I can't wait to see how this is going to play out. And man, Luna's a right bitch in this story.
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I really hope when Luna's all like
"I'm sorry Sister, I did what was best for Equestria."
Celestia just smacks the living shit out of her. Seriously, I'd be more than a little pissed off if my sister betrayed me, forced the love of my life to get married to someone else, and then had the gall to say it was for the best.
You listening author?
Celly best smack Luna, I'll be more than a little miffed if she doesn't
Let the chaos begin!
4053635 here herei agree. smack the ever loving shit out of her.....just remember
"some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions"
name the game or film or series or book that quote was from and you win a cookie.
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Jurassic Park 3...I think?
GodDAMN I love it when Anon has a plan.
My personal plan would've been something like:
>>discover forbidden archives
>>take hidden part of dark progenitor weapon
>>wait until the wedding
>>throw it in Twilight's fucking smug little face
>>watch fireworks and laugh while I die in flames
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4053658 Luna more than likely had her reasons since i don't believe she would so willingly betray Celestia. It's more then likely a plot against Twilight after all they had the island completely surrounded with twilight and the rest of the fleet waiting with only a crippled ship to try for an escape, even if they did some repairs on it.
Author, If twilight isn't completely, utterly AND painfully ruined with her 3 traitorous friends right there by her side i'll be very VERY cross with you. By ruined i mean both physically and mentally BTW.
I've also been thinking about this since they first got the stones but doesn't Celestia have one as well? I can see her keeping it a secret and the way they were talking at the end seems to hint at it also.
Also it would be downright hilarious if after all of this is sorted out (with twilight still in the hospital recovering) anon hands rarity a bill for all of the damage she did to his multimillion bit air ship, especially with that last magic blast she just had to get off.
I swear after reading this story, I'm in love with Celestia now.
My God... Did u just update TWICE!?
I Think i just might love you.
And I believe this is the chapter where I get off. This was a cool story at first, Twilight acting loopy over Anonymous and getting into certain situations but now it's been twisted into something less.
First there was 'I will never love a pony!' and only a few chapters later he's ready to bang Celestia and now he's apparently Discord's chosen one to spread chaos with some super evil looming on the horizon that he is the lynchpin of the plan to defeat it? You should've left it at being a comedy story of Anon trying to escape Twilight's advances because this new road isn't going to last long.
What if Celestia just refused to give anyone her orb of ascension? Take that Luna. You fail.
I have a feeling that our little threat to Equestria is Anon himself. Luna and Twilight have driven him to the brink, and humans are known for getting extraordinaryly pissy when things don't go our way. I cannot wait to see Luna's face when the lowly little ape is throwing around magic and screwing shit up something royal.
I sincerely hope that Twilight actually ends up suitably punished rather than just getting a slap on the wrist for all this. I also really hope that Anon won't just forgive her at the end of this.
Seriously. It's way too fucking often in stories like this that characters cause unending amounts of misery and are generally complete douchebags and never do they actually feel consequences for their actions. It pisses me off to no end.
Lets bring democracy to magical horse land!
Yup, i take back what i said before. Luna can join Twilight, rarity, rainbow and fluttershy in the massive beat down i hope is coming. Personally i hope it's the crowbar type. Nothing more satisfying and refreshing than a crowbar beating.
On another note i can't understand their thinking. They all seem to only think of him as an object? Do they not understand that they're not the only ones with feelings? Mayhaps it's because he's not a pony or something along those lines so while they can see he has his own mind something disconnects along the way. At this point it's little more than forced servitude and i would love to see them forced into the same type of situation.
Well who knows, maybe the crowbar beating will reconnect something. Maybe even give them a new start inlife as a completely new pony! After all who doesn't like fresh beginnings? Even those that come about from amnesia which happened to be caused by a horrific beating with a blunt metal object.
4053737 Or gave it to Anon, hm?
This cliffhanger is only slightly less horrible than the last one.
4053863 That's what i figured would happen at first. She was there so there was a second orb that she was keeping hidden. She would take his orb while giving him hers or at least that's what i guessed the dialog was hinting at with all the talk about doing it together and all.
4053386 when is the next chapter coming out?
Things are about to get chaotic up in here.
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Yes exactly. Uhh...thats what I meant to say. If she refused to give anypony her orb of ascension. She would give it to Anon and all would be right.
4053732 Keep reading. Seriously. I know how it ends since I've read the pastebin back when this was just a greentext on 4chan.
Anon isn't the chosen one of Discord. Discord just wants to fuck shit up. Getmeouttahere knows his Chekov's gun, this is all here for a reason.
This story is literally wrapping up. It all makes sense and it all clicks. Getmeouttahere knows exactly what he is doing and it ends magnificently.
Do. Not. Stop. Reading.
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Tomorrow. I'm trying to power through these chapter conversions as fast as I can while I still have free time to spare, so I'll be releasing as many chapters tomorrow as I can properly finish.
Updating twice in one day!
All hail the mighty getmeouttahere!
No but seriously this story just gets better and better man, I also hope Luna gets her comeuppance!
If all goes well twilight will return to kinder garden, permanently, and luna will have all the time of the universe to recover in peace and solitude, on the moon!
Or something like that
Deserved if you ask me
Mommy, Why is This Stuff Coming Out of My Horn?
Did anybody else see the Harry Potter reference?
4053732 Apparently, you missed a lot of character development. It's rare that a fic actually lets a relationship develop like this one did. It's usually just "lol awkwurd situationz. and nao we in lurv" with maybe a couple copy-pasted sentences where they get over the species barrier—a paragraph if you're lucky. Did you even check how much time passed for those chapters, or did you assume they're all the same timespan?
Also, you're misunderstanding the concept of a Chosen One; there's a difference between the main protagonist trying to get through whatever trials are thrown at him, and a prophesized one who wins because they're them, not because of anything they did. Just because you're unique and special doesn't mean you are useful.
Stories have a beginning, middle, and end. If it was just Anon trying to escape Twilight, there would be no satisfying conclusion; it would only end once the author got bored, and the story wouldn't be nearly as enjoyable.
You have two options: join the rest of us in seeing how Anon gets out of it and uses the Dark Star's shard, or you can go back to reading "stories" where the same thing happens in every chapter with slightly different wording.
Oh boy!!! Finally Discord shown up! Can't wait until the wedding shits going to hit the fan.
ERMAGAWD ANON GOT THE DARK SUN SUPERWEAPON FRAGMENT AND IS GOING TO RAISE HOLY HELL THE LIKES OF WHICH PONYKIND HAS NEVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!.
ALL HAIL ANON, THE NEW RUTHLESS TYRANNICAL RULER OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
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You sure he has that?
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on HER was Death, and Hell followed with him.
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Really? So, moving in with Anon and causing some problems that eventually met with resolution and bringing the two closer together doesn't count as 'awkward situations and now we're in love'? Sure there were none of the usual dance around 'I am a human and you a pretty pony princess so we may never be' but it went straight from 'I will never love ponies' to 'You . . . tonight, we're doing this'.
I was trying to get my point across and may have swung a bit too strong but my point still stands. Most cases Discord will root for the protagonist because they usually throw a monkey wrench into normal activity and thus receive his blessing. Anon may not be the 'Chosen One' but he's definitely not Discord's arch-nemesis.
A beginning, middle, and an end? What good does that do for a story that begins as a comedy, turns into a drama, and then ends as an action? Unless blended well, they will be like oil and water. The one responsible for it apologizing a lot without actually doing anything and a lot of people getting upset about it. This could've been a simple comedic fic, like 'Letters from a Disgruntled Student', good for a laugh albeit not as long. Instead, what started out as a funny story slowly morphed into a bastardized version of 'No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!' with some elements of 'The Life of a Non-Brony' sprinkled on top for good measure.
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Yes. Celestia said the fragment...you know what, here's the quote instead.
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The Four Horseman section of Revelations has always been my favorite.
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Yep, they had it. But what makes you sure anon actually got that while he was there in the archives? Hint: read FAR back
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Call me crazy, but I'd bet my entire MLP:FIM collection on it. I'm that sure of it.
This has been a fun ride
I really should get back into following the AiE threads
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