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that was not what i expected but still a good chapter
tetanus... bullshit they gave him some Viagra
horny thoughts and an ongoing erection
rarity is going to LOVE this
and this is rarity right now...
yup
3279570 Oh it's uhm... pretty funny I guess. I mean, people will say "Self insert fantasy" but really, it's how I go about every day life (Minus the ponies and staying inside problems, because in real life I'm not stuck in a world of friendly cuddly ponies) I remember when I played senior football, our first game of the season and in the begging of the second quater, I had my knee snapped back and sideways. I roared in pain and Tony Legare (Biggest guy I know) was like "Oh my god, Burdy's hurt." and my other friend's like "Nah, watch, Burdy'll get back up and play the rest of the game." Sure enough, I staggered up, cracked my knee back into place (Painfuly so) then played the rest of the game. Was told later that I had torn a ligament in my knee or something bad, and if I continued playing, that it would severely ruin my ability to walk and stuff. Made the quippy pun "Boy, talk about breaking a leg." then played the rest of the season and you know what? I'm fine. My leg is a bit stiff some mornings, but otherwise fine.
read all chapters today, this story is awesome
ps. let him rut somepony
same type of thing almost happened to me. i was playing air soft with my friends and fell out of a tree, my left arm was a liitle out of place but one of the guys walked up and popped it back into place.
Greatness.
Hey when is the next chapter coming out?!
princess sparky is going to have a surprise on the next time she do the laundry.
2lewd4me
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additionally
it's voila, the way you've spelled it would be pronounced Vee-oh-la
This is the strangest thing I have ever read
I lost my poker face at that MP stuff....
By gum I'm going to finish this sometime tonight.
No, you're pretty much the average human being.
Well, can't say you didn't warn me.
"Hey! You don't talk like that to Mr. Boner!", *looks down to croch* ,"Right Mr.Boner?"
"Damn right son!"
"Yeah! See? Mr.Boner never lies!"
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what did I just read?
In the sinfamous words of Storybro:
>L...lewd
I should also probably say...
>Damnit, Blondie!
And
>Fuck you, Glasses!
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LMFAO.
Can't wait to see sparkle-butt's reaction.
I loved this chapter it was a good read and it had me cracking up.I can't wait to see what happens next. And witch he ruts in real life. I hope he gets a herd.
huh, um... yeah... he's rutting somepony, but not... seems like a big tease to me.
I'm wondering if he will actually bone one of them for real or if he will end up barely dodging every single one of them.
Guess there is only one way to find out.
I need to stop reading this. I can't take it.
I've only read 6 chapters and already I need to got to Walmart to buy a new size of jeans cuz I'm laughing my arse off!
This is just too funny...
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You and me both, dude.
For fuck's sake...
Well, at the very least, this time there were actual events running parallel to the fantasy. After the first one, I felt fucking cheated. Though the Author did say there'd be scenes... nobody said anything about it being story-wise real... ;P
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And I'm curious when he's going to finally figure out that Twilight is - apparently - into him.
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Me either.
All right I don't know why but some odd reason I feel like this guy would look like John Wick.
Shave and a haircut... two bits...
Twilight:
Can’t help but wish to see Twilight reading these letters.
I fucking can't. This has to be one of the most absurd moments I've read in any fanfiction ever. hahahahahahaha
"I gotta go rub one off." Then just gasses it out of there at a full tilt run.
I'm with you in your confusion Applejack.
IM COCK!?!