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Wow, this was sad to read. When is Evan gonna cap a bitch? And by bitch, I mean Tristan.
well this was interesting...considering incest was involved but great chapter nine the less
Damn that was fucked up! Tristan and Trixie that sick weirdo... Also Applejack and Big Mac yeah that was a possibility.
(Evan,” My Uncle Justin began, “You’re going to learn that when women drink, they get moody and do stupid things.”)
Woman are always moody and do stupid things! It's twice as much when they're drunk.
ummm well, that was .... unexpected
Incestious rape? That is kinda brutal ya know.
Possible spoiler!
IDK what Chrissy would do with this kind of thing. I don't think she could even do anything with this.
Man, why does Tristan sound like a "Slaver" from Fallout 3?
Evan developing feelings for ponies. Sure does sound like my life of school.
I feel bad for Trixie. I really want to kick Tristan's ass...
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right!? i dont think there is a guy that is here that wouldnt happily beat the ever loving shit out of tristan. wonder what burdy is gonna do
Ok, trixie being sexually abused by her brother since her filly days...........oh yea that fuker better suffer, like buckshot to the nuts. whatever relavent deity out their save him if Tristan gets trixie pregnant...
that was down right wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Tristan even puts up resistance to his inevitable curb stomping, I will be looking for blood That scumbag needs to get the ever loving shit beaten out of him.
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3465011 Heres hoping the execution move IS a curb stomp.....Or that thing from Gears of war where you rip their arm off and beat them to death with it......Burdy's got about the same amount of strength as a drone or a COG......He might be able to do it
3465428 Pull a fatality on the bastard. I'm talkin classic sega genesis fatality too.
3465482 Fatalities tend to actually be rather quick and relatively painless.....ripping the arm out of it socket and beating them to death with it isnt,Because they just had a limb torn off,Are still being beaten AND wont likely die of blood loss before your done
3465498 Hmmm... I guess you have a point there... I GOT IT! Skin him with a potato knife then roll him around in salt. After that toss him in a pool of lemonade. Potato knife will only cut him down to the dermis so he won't bleed out. He might pass out from the overwhelming pain but then that just means when he wakes up you get to do it again!
3465537 Or cover him in box jellyfish,You know,The Australian ones?
3465543 Nono noooo that wouldn't work. He'd die in 10 seconds flat
ahhh ha! multilayer'd jokes
3465651 fix him enough so he wouldnt die,But not enough that he wouldnt be in insanity inducing pain
Seriously, that was a messed up thing Tristan did.
I am starting to not like where this is going I do not like the rape parts i was liking this story till that part.
Ah ain't got no problem wit incest considerin' Ah experimented wit ma cousin once. Ah'm fine wit Tristan lovin' his sister, but Ah draw the line at rape.
Also, Ah like Applejack's response ta incest. Her an Big Mac, Ah betcha she knows just how big he really is.
Incestious rape? Repeated one?
Well... Only one thing to do in that case...
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Why cupcakes of course!
Hey, um, I know this is gonna sound really ignorant and jerkdedy jerkish, and I know the stereotype is definitely not true, but I can't help asking.... Um... D-do you hear "Eh" often? I'm sorry please don't hate me *braces for impact*
This story keeps getting better and better.
And this next chapter should be a really interesting.
3467620 Eeyup, but more so from American tourists trying to act Canadian to blend in and you can really tell the difference because they try so hard to put it in and I just snicker. Once had an American ask me where my sled dogs were and I was like "What?... Ohhh... you're a tourist right?" and he was like "Is it that easy to tell?" and I nodded then was like "No worries. Global warming melted all the snow so I had to buy one of them, whatta yah call em?... Ve-hick-els? Then I had to build a home from brick, and now because the winter only comes once a year, I can't drink raw sap right from the tree." and he gasped and was like "REALLY!?" and I burst into laughter and said "No!" I kinda felt dickish about it, but it was too good to pass up
SOMEPONY RAPED TRIXIE! Someone get me my knives, Tristan has hell to pay and I'll gladly play debt collector.
I think I'll star by cutting off his horn and whittling into a blade shape and then geld him with it
Pretty good chapter Tristan is gonna get the shit kicked out of him (hopefully)
Mother FUCKER! Tristan NEEDS TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! Great chapter btw.
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Oh, ok. And that was an excellent answer you gave that guy.
i will now execute Tristan
well time to get the shotgun out
TRISTAN! you are scum, you don't even have the right to be tortured in the 11th pit of hell
when I'm done with you, you will be stuck an endless cycle of death in limbo for all eternity
slowly driving you over the edge, and when you try to kill yourself you will awake where you started... IN THE FUCKING LIMBOmemecrunch.com/meme/KMO6/hey-dude-calm-down/image.png troll.me/images2/grammar-correction-guy/calm-down-bro.jpg
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Oops, Sorry, whent a little overboard
3465537 good god you two!
here is what I'd do...
cut him in the cheek three times lightly and then dislocate his shoulders. then i would add a tourniquet to his legs. tighten the tourniquet, and then cut his legs off at mid shin level, hang him upside down with two meat hooks that where driven into the sockets that his shoulders came out of, pour salt in the leg holes, release the tourniquet, defecate on a knife, and stab him in the stomach with it. inject healing potion to heal him and repeat
No, I’m tough as nails and hard as a rock, giggity sorry had to
I think this whole Tristian shit is stupid but this line:
That made up for the dumb plot point
Also
Either Canada doesn't have the Castle Doctrine, or Stand your ground laws. Or you didn't bother to check up on the laws. Anyways that's fucking weird! In the U.S. if someone is officially threatening you with intent to cause harm to you or your possessions you are absolutely allowed to kill them, as long as they are in your house!(Castle Doctrine) However in public there are several self defense laws similar to this. I find it hard to believe that Canada(a developed country) doesn't have some form of law that allows self defense? Perhaps someone could enlighten me?
Great chapter, except for when Evan decided not to shoot. That was the dumbest thing yet. The asshat was threatening Derpy with a knife, and said straight out that he would enslave the town. Felt like a cheap plot point more than anything else, and makes zero sense in light of his earlier actions.
Still, I can overlook the mountain of stupid since the rest of the story is funny and we'll written.
Things I didn't like about this chapter:
Tristan's name. It's a human name, not a pony name, which are almost all based on abstracts, objects, or magic-based words. Trixie, for example, is probably loosely based off Trick or Trix, because I doubt it was based on slang.
Far as I've found for Tristan, its meaning is either Welsh four clever one, Spanish for sad one, or is derived from the Arthurian legends as the name of a hero. I would've gone with Presto, or something like that.
Then there's the plot of the chapter.
Trixie returning is fine, but don't reboot her character after all her development, okay? Pisstain the older brother was an alright touch, I really didn't care about that part, but perhaps you should have had him come by in the first place, instead of using Trixie as a plot device.
The incest didn't bug me all that much. You could have milked it fairly well, all things considered. Trixie wishes to be adored and considered great and powerful because her brother always made her feel abused and small and helpless. She's trying to find somewhere she can belong where she'll be loved, and yet is scared to settle down.
And then there's the acorn armrest. If I remember correctly, Twilight had locked that up and either have it to Zecora, or sent it to Celestia. So how did Shitpan find it? And how is he more powerful than Alicorn Twilight? And why didn't he take her castle as his? Is this not after season four, or am I mixing up my fanfics again?
That fucking pussy. He should have shot that bastard
Poor trixie
i am fine with incest but incest rape or any rape i am not ok with.
Luna: "TRISTAN PREPARE TO BE SENT TO THE SUN BY WHERE YOU BELONG! YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
This chapter is the last straw. The main character Evan is just too stupid for his character to make any sense. I get that he may be a tough bloke and the kind that doesn't give a shit but come on, nobody is that stupid! The plot is pretty weak as it is developed through the stupidity of Evan and the motifs are overused in the story.
Mood whiplash much?
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Not that easy to headshot with a shotgun. I mean, sure, but expect collateral damage (in this case in the form of minced Derpy).
What a weak little man! Fyck him for holding back. Than fuck you to for who think I'm wrong!
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you are indeed wrong : )
Holy sh**, this got DARK
I'm getting Joffrey Baratheon vibes from Tristan...except I'm not sure if he committed incest. I'm not much of a fan of that franchise as my mother is.