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he should have death by the herpes
Death in the way Burdy described his return to Ponyville.
he must die a slow and painful death do you here me!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gots a symbolic death for ya- Tristan goes necromancer, and gets locust executed by his minions.
I know a punishment for Tristan... Anal raped by Minotaurs, gripphons and other races. Then remove his horn reverse his gender and make him work as a prostitute in Las Pegasus.
3518114 i Second this. maybe add some spiked urethral beads in there too. (if that disgusts you please just ignore this coment)
3517862 Arm ripped off and beat to death?or one of the other seven billion executions?
rape as a plot device?
nope nope nope
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SERIOUSLY, WAT.
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Have his horn removed and throw him in a deep, dark, damp, cramped cell made of stone for the next 80+ years. Decades with nothing but his loneliness to keep him company in the abyss, endlessly descending into his own pathetic madness. No sunlight, no magic, no freedom, no warmth, no companionship, no happiness. Make him pay for his crimes with his life by making him live miserably.
Death isn't a punishment, no matter how painful it is—it's an escape.
what if burdy eats him?
not as tristan gets killed and cooked, but as if he's about to get arrested, and in the last second something snatches him to a nearby bush, and lots o crunching, screaming and blood flying everywhere happens, you know, cliché wild animal attack stuff, and in the end, it was burdy all the time.
Is he about to do what I think he's about to do? Oh please oh please oh please be about to do what I think you're about to do!
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!! This is officially the best chapter ever to me just because of that. It sucks that I've only been able to play MGS3. I wanna play the others!
But anyway, on a more serious note: Dang, that was intense.
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I love this plan!
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Weren't you paying attention, Permanent Temporary? We don't want Tristen dead. We want him turned into a genderbent whore (with urethral beads, for some reason).
Pretty good chapter. so I'm guessing that Tristan is going to be the main antagonist for a while?
Worth the wait.
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I believe if you throw him in a cell like this he wont survive 80 years...being secluded like this in darkness, with no empathy or social contact is enough to break down your health, especially when you are a herd and prey animal like he is. Just watch the movie "Papillon" a prison drama showing the effects of extreme solitary confinement on a persons mental but also physical health.
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That's where magic comes in.
THIS CHAPTER MADE ME REMEMBER THESE MUSIC TRACKS
Oh, c'mon, the bad guy who is truly evil escaped?
hehehe I love how people are getting creative in killing Tristan.
I suppose I should throw my hat in the ring as well. *thinks intensely*
Oh I know. Let's shove him in a pit of used needles. Force him to saw his own legs off, followed by playing "doctor" on him with kitchen utensils and inserting many different objects into him. Force-feeding him feces and battery acid. use a belt sander of his dick. Finally I'll just shove a glass jar up his ass. All the while I'll just be giving him false hope of freedom.
Man, I really have a messed up mind. Also I'm completely disregarding the fact that Tristan may die and would continue even though he would be just a corpse at some point.
Loved the "spaghetti" western gun fight. Perfect way to have the final showdown
Well, here's my two cents on killing Tristan;
Tie him up
Leave a burning flare next to him
Watch as the Navy and/or Air Force drops Napalm on him.
*Insert Apocalypse Now theme here*
Here's a good punishment for Triston.
1. Put him in a room entirely made of sandpaper with a sandpaper-covered convayer belt taking up the whole floor.
2. Tune into m the convayer belt. He will be forced to walk for days on end. If he falls asleep, he will be dragged to the back and slowly sandpapered down to the bones.
3. Give him the absolute minimal food and water needed to live. That way, the punishment will last longer.
4. After about a year, cut off his food and water and let him starve.
Your welcome!
6258057 its bringing tears to my eyes *sniff*
beautiful
Tristan should be delt with as such...
1. Surgicaly fasten a ring of regeneration (D&D style, almost Wolverine healing factor, as well as preventing insanity, so no food or water needed!) to one of his ribs.
2. Shove a blunt stake up his ass, not to where he is up in the air, but to where if he stands on the tips of his hooves, he can alleviate a minor ammount of pain. By doing this, if he moves a centimeter, it will be agonizing.
3. Put him in the Royal Gardens on public display.
4. Sell children paintballs to make him move.
5. Leave him there for 1000 years.
6. ???
7. Profit!
*looks around at all the pitchforks and fire sticks*
woo wee
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I had a near similar reaction my self, the big question being, how would a world mostly different then our's have the same religion? I mean, what is there view of the one God and his son, and why in there world would god send his son there(if he did)? Also, if they have Christianity, why hasn't Burdy heard the Sunday bells ringing? Note, I'm an Agnostic.
Anyways, onto the Tristan ass.
Your Right on that, but not only should he be put in a "deep, dark, damp, cramped cell" with his horn cut off, but he should also be hung by his back legs the whole time; so as that he shit's on his self to make him miserable faster.
S.W.B.
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When you think six is to watch. lol
Alright there IS a limit to even the densest substance and this mo fo is testing on the osmium side of the scale i mean shit lol
If an Aslan-figure exists in this version of Equestria, then I’d expect it to have its own allegory rather than a straight parallel. With few ponies acknowledging his -Evan’s- blasphemies, I’d then assume the religion to be either low key in popularity or the knowledge kept under tight control by the Princesses. But it is a unique spin, I think, to give a C.S. Lewis-like hat tip to the genres.