Seven years ago, a man down on his luck met the woman of his dreams. After a one night stand, however, she left him with a lot more than he bargained for. With a pile of questions, no answers, and a hundred new children, Anonymous is left to wonder what to do with his life.
Misery, one of many of the hybrid daughters, thirsts for knowledge. She wants to know about her mother, and more importantly, what her purpose is. The half of her that isn't human needs answers, and to find them, she has to go to the brightest gem in the Mojave.
Cover image is an artist's rendition of Mistake, brought to you by the illustrious DJ.
[Multiple Disclaimers Incoming]
This story has a main character named Anonymous. It also takes place on Earth. And the majority of the characters are "satyrs", which are abominations with pony (or in this case, changeling) bottoms and human tops.
If any of the above things offend you, please do not waste your time reading it and complaining about it in the comments. Alternatively, read it anyways and see if you change your mind.
the protagonists'....kind of a dick
buuuut i guess i'll give you another chapter to see where this is going.
This is a good story...kinda like 101 changeling satyrs....I wouldn't have made Anonymous such a Dick...but when u have 70-100+ kids it can pretty tough so I understand his additude...hut abomination or not they seem damn cute so I'll take another chapter and at least 6 of the satyrs ^^
Dude! You lost them! *slapps anon* no....bad Anon!
Anon is a jerk but a decent father, even with ~100 kids that he never asked for he tries to spend at least some time with all of them and now he is panicking cause they are gone. I'm really liking this.
It's pretty decent enough. Anon is a bit of a jerk, but he's not bad guy, so plus there. Kids are cute rascals with an agenda, so all in all, thumbs up.
Will track it.
Loving the heck out of this. Anon manages to be both hilarious and relatable, and anything with satyrs has my approval. I do have to wonder about a few things, though.
First, the obvious one: how does Anon go seven years with over a hundred children and never figure out from a single one of them what they eat? I mean, he's characterized as not giving much of a damn about their well-being, but he's at least curious.
Second, how big does Anon's house have to be to fit one hundred seven-year-olds? Does he live in a mansion, or what? We're never given much of an idea of his lifestyle or financial status.
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In the wise words of the great Mystery Science 3K crew: "If you're wondering how they eat and breath, and other science facts: just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show, I should really just relax.'"
But seriously, for the first one. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________I don't know, just because. He's a busy man.
But even more seriously for the second one: As should be evident by this second chapter, Anon isn't doing too good on money. However, even though 100 children sounds like a lot, it's really not a huge number. That many kids could fit in a small/medium sized house easily, they just wouldn't have much wiggle room. Most of them spend the day outside and then come back as the sun goes down to snuggle up against one another and wish for beds or something equally depressing.
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That last part is actually pretty sad...
Misery certainly seems to take after her father. anyways Chrysalis gets the worst mother in the world award. she doesn't even pay child care and yet she is gallivanting all over Vegas. Can't wait to see the conclusion.
Thanks for the new chapter. Hope the next one comes soon... I hate cliffhangers.
Looks like Misery might be growing into a Queen...
I just came up with a name for satyr changeling's. Shiftyr. Shiftyr's plural. It sounds like shifter, like shape shifter, but is spelled similar to Satyr. Pronounced Shif-taur.
nice
Wow 10/10 best story on FIMFic I really loved the part where Lyra gave all the bronies handjobs while Derpy watched and accidentally got the penis up her nostril, 10/10 also the crossover with GI Joe was really inspired.
PS love the implication that Skeletor will possessed Twilight and she's turning evil, corruption really adds something to any story.
PPS: not sure how realistic the Spike/Rarity romance was, though, I mean him getting her pregnant like that seems a bit unlikely, also the abortion scene felt a bit gratuitous
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Wow. I can see why you were complaining about this being underappreciated. This is a fantastic story on all ends, and it gives me an excuse to use the word "centuplet." Not sure where, but I'm sure I'll find a way in a future comment.
Also, I loved the scene with Anon and the mechanic. Made it clear that his contribution to the swarm is just as dangerous as Chryssy's. Perhaps slightly more so.
Oh, and one last thing:
So, I guess you could say...
Misery loves company.
Niece ending for this chapter. It's good to know, that he's not entirely out of his positive emotions towards his children.
Oh god this chapter hit me right in the feels near the end. Good work, 10/10
Does being offended by calling satyrs abominations count?
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I mean it jokingly, of course. It's a running joke in the /mlp/ threads.
I personally find satyrs to be the cutest thing to come out of the fandom since ponies in socks.
And so the chase begins...
And I still find myself antagonistic to Anon and Chrysalis. There's one thing to be tired and grim of having that many children, but, that's not a good enough reason to shut oneself off from other people.
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Ok, I have no idea of what's happening.
But I'm sure everything would be clear if we knew what Mistake found in her sock.
Also, DAMMIT WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE VIEWS?
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Well it doesn't have the mature tag and it isn't a crossover, so that's 80% of the site's viewership out the window.
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... Ok, point taken.
Also, have you planned the whole story (end included) yet? (Asking because I've seen enough authors writing good stories and running out of idea halfway and just... abandoning their story. (Even though you actually told us you spent a lot of time thinking on it. Just to be sure you see how it will end.))
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Yes, definitely. Every point of the story from this moment on is planned out.
I've had the ending in mind since day one, which is actually something I don't normally do. There's very little improv going on now.
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I'm reassured, then. Thank you for your reply. ^^
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Couldn't have said it better :D
But yeah, this story definitely needs more love.
Huh. We have one heck of a satyr hater on our hands, folks. I wonder what his story is...
Looking forward to more on both ends. Especially what Misery wants with all the bric-a-brac.
I have to say the this story has cot my interest. I do hope you write more chapters to the story. You are doing a good job with it. I hope you do not take to long before an update to the story.
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Ahhhh I want Misery and Anon to talk out their problems and go home so bad! and Mistake is my favorite half-changeling (halfling? shapesnatch? maybe Drifters with a capital D? need to come up with a name for the kids)! but now I'm starting to get curious as to what she found in her sock. my guess is a live mouse that she named Scruffles and has taken with her on the road trip.
Poor Anon. A single one-night-stand, and he gets stuck with a hundred half-human children that've just about drained him of all his compassion because they need it to live. And he still cares, even if he doesn't even notice it himself.
I bet Mistake found a cellphone in her sock, with Misery's number on it. =P
Unrest in the hive! Queen Misery loses her grip!
Need... to know... what... was in... THE SOCK!
Star and Misery. A demonstration in the respective strengths and weaknesses of intelligence and charisma.
Not much to say about this chapter, though I find myself tempted to ship Anon and Molly.
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My own personal nickname for them is "childlings".
And...
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as for the contents of the sock, all will be explained in due time.
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Dude come on they haven't even met yet.
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Why do you think I'm so tempted?
I bet in the sock is a Macguffin.
Will whatever is in the sock be revealed in the next chapter.
Post next chapter please
Post next chapter please
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Yeesh. Anon has to somehow get over a hundred hungry adorable little abominations back home, and he's got a car that seats only four. Well, considering how they like to huddle and fit into spaces, maybe up to 11 kids, more if they use the trunk.
Wonder what they'll do when they find Chrysalis. Maybe get her to teach some of the kids the basics of being a changeling, so they can pass it on. Maybe she knows a way to go to Equestria; the kids would probably like it there. Either way, Chrysalis showing off her real self would make for some good reactions.
This story needs more upvotes.
And updates.
Never stopped believing. Again, thanks for being awesome.
I have to say that this post was long in coming. It was a good chapter and I do hope you write more chapter. It looks like he finely found them. Now what? Is he going to take them home? Or help them find there mother?
What about Molly? Now that she knows about them. this will be fun to see what happens next. So keep up the good work you are doing.
Dragonfox
I think that was supposed to be Rat? I might be confused.
Anyway, found this the other day and have enjoyed it immensely. I hope you don't decide to abandon it, because it's honestly been one of the better fics I've read lately. ^_^
...Also, um, 4057693 ... Not to be rude, but you might want to work on your homophones. Particularly "coming." "Cumming" means something else entirely-- unless you're just trolling really hard, in which case I fell for it.
Ah yes, the inevitable moment when your best laid plans fall apart due to the unforeseen, unexpected arrival of a parent. That always sucks.
Definitely looking forward to seeing what happens next. I wonder if Misery will try to hypnotize her father. I wonder if it will work. I wonder what Mistake will do if it does.
This is a good story so far, and I can't wait to read more of it.
More please
Good fic, interesting concept and idea, can't wait for more.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
Post next chapter please
