Cadance is lonely. She is drunk. She has her diary. Let her tell you her tale.
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Well you're out of princesses so I guess the rest of the cast is fair game. How much you want to bet AJ secretly wants her brother?
Go for the random characters!
Like, say, Chrysalis!
~Skeeter The Lurker
I second the idea of drunken Chrysalis
so cadance is a fanfic writer who shipped starswirl with celestia and luna?
2588952 2588973 maybe. Youll see
2589862 it was supposed to be g1. Sorry bout that. I wont change it though because i am sober now and i will only touch these if im drunk. Ha! I answered you second question too
2589948 not at all. Luna told her bout starswirl and the bit in parenthesis is talking bout me
Yeah... this wasn't
as funny as it could befunny. People tend to overcomplicate "drunkfics" (in which the p0ni are drunk, not just the author) and they come out as... bland and boring. On one of the few instances in which it isn't boring, the characters are all bland all the same. Not only that, but they aren't even their true selves. Some people tend to blame alcohol for that; but I know what alcohol does on the body. Hint: it's not that.This is a story about a drunk pink pony called Cadance. This is not, however, a story with the Cadance.
But you know what? That's just, like, my opinion, maaaaan ~
2588863 Yeah. Because we haven't seen nearly enough of that.
2590337 So what if Cadance was out out of character. She was supposed to be. Why the hell would i want to write a character who has had dialogue in all of 4 episodes in character. That would be boring. Also, in my experiences with alcohol, it takes away mental filters. Also, it's her diary. Her secret diary, might I add. No one else will read it. She will right whatever comes to mind. (notice the title. It say Ramblings so she rambles on about stuff. I'm sorry if you didn't get a kick out of this. Some other people do.
2590387
I'm not saying you shouldn't do it. I'm just saying that I personally didn't like it.
In my experiences as a molecular biologist, that's not how it works at all. The fact that it's her diary is relevant, though. Small-ish-ly, but still relevant.
Yeah. That's what I said and that's what I'm hoping as well.
Thanks for the downvote. It tells me a bunch!
2590396 the downvote wasn't because you didn't like the fic. the downvote was because you took a harmless idea from one of my followers and insulted it. I'm sorry but I don't like it when people are rude to my followers
2590413 Oh, okay. So me being ironic without insulting them means that I'm insulting them? You know, irony doesn't need to be permeated with insults, right? Why, did I call him names? Did I insult his mother? Did I tell him to fornicate with himself?
No. No, I didn't. So either you don't know what an insult is or you're lying to me about why the downvote happened.
Wither way makes little difference to me, really. I don't mind being, how we say it, hated upon by internet denizens.
One last thing: He'll probably live from an "attack" from some random dude on the internet. Please, don't patronize your followers. They needn't be defended by attackers who weren't really attacking.
PS: He isn't your follower. He just commented.
2590428 Sorry I thought he was and yes sarcasm can still be rude. You don't have to call names to insult people
2590478
True. But still, my comment was not insulting nor condescending.
2590499 sorry the way it sounded made it seem like you were insulting him. Sorry about the misunderstanding
For once...I don't want to comment...
2593616 is that good or bad
Princess Discord. It must be done.
This
2593785 Kinda both sorry...
Seriously, I would kill to hear the ramblings of Queen Crysalis or Fluttershy
me reading this:
[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc]
Like, fave, 5 mustaches, 3 hearts and 2 derpys
Enjoy it!
2663085 thanks man
2663411 you`re welcome
why does everyone but twilight want to bang AJ?
hmmm... does AJ want to bang AJ?
i wonder if deep down, twi wants to bang her.
2684107 maybe it because the author wants to bang AJ
cadence.swf it fucked my mind so hard i regained my sanity. this fic made me think about it again. dunno why.
2588863 nope nope nope nope.
scottie did it.
I WILL be doin a reading of this one!
Fave and an Upvote!
Dude, that was awesome.
What else you got...?
I can only imagine what Rainbow Dash's would look like...
Maybe it's the cider talking, Shy, but you've got a flank that won't quit! They've got these big chewy pretzels here and they *unintelligible gibberish* FIVE BITS?! Get outta here.
This made me laugh a bit. Now that I've actually had time to sit down a read it.
Slightly creepy