So I'm drunk again. Here is the third installment of Royal Ramblings. One more to go
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Wow. I never seen Luna swear that much.
2449584 she was drunk. Nuff said
Best princess this time?
Yay
2450467 aww yeah
2450467
*worst princess
You wrote this whilst drunk?
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.
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I have to say, I'm impressed. I don't write this well when I'm hyper.
I was hoping she would swear in ye old english
2451684 lies and slander
2451693 that would be me good sir
2451792 that would have been a pain in the ass to write while drunk
2451693 I thought you said who. Anyways thank you
2451829 Accept Cadence as best Princess and your soul will be saved.
2451836 I can't it is physically impossible
2451868 Fight it! Fight for your soul!
2451875 It's too far gone. It cannot be saved
2451878 I'll never give up the fight!
2451882 I will not let this die
2451887 Just... go and find some nice art of Cadence, read some good Cadence fics. Enjoy her, revel in her glory.
2451900 i have read so much porn with her in it, it isnt even funny anymore.
just hot, and fap-worthy. (mostly)
2452078
Ohmai.
2452082 Unf
2451900 ive seen better of luna
2452814 Nope. Luna=Worst Princess
2452088 2452082 i must admit there is quality porn of Candance out there, though most of what ive seen has been bdsm
2452827 Yeah, kinda kills your boner if you're not into it
2452898 i mean im not against it
2452966
It's your fetish isn't it
2452973 maaaaaybe. I mean i do like the stuff darf does
2452980
>darf
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Lol>>2453000
2452814 the link i posted is some damn good written porn with cadence and twicest. although the focus is on the twicest.
2453322 im not big on the incest pairings
2453400 eh, i dun care. t'is porn. now, the fics that actually delve into the results of such things... well, thats a different thing altogether.
2453740 this is true
2453762 although i am more into stories that are awesomely adventure-ful and explore the actual mental health of the character.
2453000 look on the brightside. Your fave princess is up next
2455443 Oh the horror
So, basically this is a story you wrote while drunk about a pony who is also drunk who desperately craves some good ol' wild buttsex. What is there to review? This story is genius by default.
2457952 why thank you
Well, if under any circumstance where I do find myself in Equestria.... I know what i'm doing~
I'm getting me some of that Applejack Whiskey... And then visiting Luna, of course.
A well done story, anyway; I can't even come up with something as creative while i'm sober (I don't drink, by the way). Ah well, i'm sure Lulu will find someone someday... Maybe. I grant you 4/5 licks.
2498093 funny thing is Applejack Whiskey exists in our world. I know you don't drink and I won't ask you to but it is good. I'm glad you enjoyed the story
2503417
...*looks it up* 
Holy sheisse, it does exist! Thanks, man, i'm gonna have to try that sometime.
2504035 oh. I found it on my 21st birthday when I went to buy my first drinks
I cant blame her. A thousand and two years of lonelyness must be hard to deal with. And there's only so much your own hoof can do. You have my sympathy Luna
Hey Princess, lemme smash? You want some fuk?