Action! Drama! Suspense! Morality or the lack thereof! No matter what your taste in television, "The Hoity Toity Show" has what you're looking for! We bring you the dirtiest dirt, the darkest secrets and the most challenging problems of ponies from all over Equestria all orchestrated by our masterful maestro, the sultan of stage and show: Hoity Toity! Watch as Hoity speaks to disgruntled fillies, despairing mares and frustrated stallions, and through his amazing wisdom and wit makes their problems simply vanish into thin air! So don't touch that dial- "The Hoity Toity Show" is up next!

Its easy to say that Octavia never fit in anywhere she went. When she and her mother move to one of the poorer neighborhoods of Manehattan, she is obviously less than thrilled. Constantly bullied at her last school she thinks it will be a different story here, but she was way off. Then on one snowy night, she meets a certain pony who she can actually relate to. But is she as normal as she seems or is she hiding a much darker and bloody secret.

Hoity Toity has a new mission: Show Shining Armor that looking the part of a prince can bring out that special spark needed for a leader.

Making him look fabulous goes without saying.

Part of the "Crack Pairing Circleship Collab"
Over the Rainbow by Golden Vision (Screwball x Rainbow Dash)
Sunset Shimmer Has a Problem by Couch Crusader (Sunset Shimmer x Pinkie Pie)
A Wish For Greener Grass by Burraku_Pansa (Flash Sentry x Big Macintosh)
This Too Shall Pass by John Perry (Big Macintosh x Spitfire)
A Lovely Apology by PresentPerfect (Spitfire x Filthy Rich)

Rarity has great plans for her future in the world of fashion, and she's prepared to work hard for her success. But what do you do when you're suddenly given everything you could desire on a silver platter? But nothing comes for free...

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This fic was written for the Writefriend/Drawfriend event on Equestria Daily, where artists would draw something based on a piece of fanfic they liked, and fanfic authors write something based on fanart.

During spring break, Sweetie Belle gets the opportunity to go to Manehattan with Rarity while she works with fashion guru Hoity Toity. At the same time, Silver Spoon is with her uncle who just happens to Hoity Toity! Forced to be with each other for the whole week, the fillies realize that they have a lot in common.

Note: *This is NOT a SilverBelle shipping story. While I respect other bronies shippings, I rather keep the two as friends and only friends.*

Photo Finish and Hoity Toity try to make it work, all for the love of fashion and Canterlot Fashion Week.

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Notes:

- The inspiration for this fanfiction came from this piece of fanart by Flikkun over at DA. Saw it, pondered, and wrote. ^^;

- This was originally supposed to be part of My Little Drabbles, but then it got long.

- The name for Photo Finish's assistant was taken from the Friendship is Magic Wiki.

- While I was writing this, I kept hearing the voices of Tim Gunn (Project Runway), Edna Mode (The Incredibles) and Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada in my head for some reason.

My name is [NAME CLASSIFIED]. I belong to a powerful organization that effectively controls Equestria and to a further extent, the entire globe, albeit unofficially. My life has always been a constant learning experience. I accomplished many things, and now I live happily with a stallion I married and had children with.

Then I was approached by a journalist, a conspiracy theorist of sorts. He had heard rumors of my past and requested an interview with me. What does he want, I wonder? Only one way to finds out.

EDIT: This was originally the first story in a now cancelled series, so some details end up not leading anywhere. Just a disclaimer, I apologies for any confusion.

Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Applejack discover an exciting secret from Braeburn's past when he meets one of his best old friends, Soarin, at an Appaloosa Cabaret. Turns out they were once part of a five colt band who had a short carrier performing pop music for adoring fillies. Pinkie Pie recalls being a fan of the band, though she didn't recognize them after the years, and is determined to unite the five once more for one more concert.

A small band of ponies take a much needed rest in a safe room when one finds a strange crystal. What does it mean? What can it do? Why are there apples all over the place? Read on to find out in this harrowing campaign of gun, zombies, and pony survivors in the Celestia forsaken south.

A Left 4 Dead/MLP mash up that I wrote during the down time between seasons 1 and 2. I dusted it off, didn't change much, and present it to you here on FimFiction.

Vignette Valencia has become the Rainboom's manager and been a big help to the group. One day she asks if she can record a practice session, and suggests that they include a cowbell.