A vague squeal to Spike's Selfish [everted Desires.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Bps9fZXZLdr_LaFWnYKl_I-b71shQQKhdVpj5dXLQBM/edit?hl=en_US
I know there are a lot errors in this but I can't be stuffed changing them :P
Enjoy a very random, slightly offensive and hopefully funny story!! :D

This story has no editor there for is subject to possible grammar errors and may not be as good as it could be. You have been warned, but please do, enjoy the story.
Also this story is not a crossover of portal, it is a crossover of the semi-popular game: Mirror's Edge.

The four Princesses of Equestria ruled with almost perfect order for the longest time. However on one fateful day, after the United States and the Soviet Union bombed the mess out of each other, the remaining humans needed a place to refuge. After finding there way to Equestria, they proceed to conquer it and claim it as there own. Killing three out of the four Princesses and almost all the ponies of Equestria, the humans proceed to set up a "utopia". The last remaining Princess unfortunately has to comply with their standers and work for the humans, but for how long though?

Gary Anon Stewart had it all: muscles; intelligence; fame; muscles. Yet somehow he feels empty. What more did his world have to offer?

But when a distress call comes from another dimension and human and pony lives hang in the balance, he must answer. Only he can save the world, for he is Agent BlndDog, the perfect human!

Set in a universe so alternate you will not recognize any characters, buckle up for the greatest adventure in all of time and space!

Lyra has been on the site for 6 years. 30 fanfictions and 40 followers later she is no-where near being one of the most popular on the site. She wants people to laugh but all she can seem to do is make them cry. So one day she changes.

After all writing a comedy and getting featured can't be that hard? Right?

Shape Shift was your average traveling show pony, he had his act, he learned from his predecessors (specifically Trixie), and he just wanted to earn some bits to travel across Equestria.

That is, until he came to Ponyville.

NOTE BENE: Chapter 1 conveys more Comedy, Chapter 2 more Adventure, and Chapter 3 more sad. I may chose to split up the stories and make the parts within chapters. I haven't decided yet.

Humans have lived in Equestria from the beginning of time. But at the world Crisis happened, they must leave their homes, every speck of their existence, for the journey to the new world that formed with the old Equestria.

This story is a sequel to Captain Underpants and the Creepy Revolving Revenge of Queen Chrysalis

It’s been 3 years since George and Harold have been in Equestria. And things have never been better. The boys were still dating Lyra and Bon Bon and soon will marry them. But now may need to face the most evil being of all of Equestria. Lord Tirek. When he broke free from Tartarus no one is safe. Can Captain Underpants and his crew stop him or will he have Equestria in the palm of his hand?

This story is a sequel to Life is Very Complex

After Twilight Sparkle lost her parents due to being sent back to another reality, she feels great sorrow and guilt for what her parents are going through and the fact that she misses them. Though this is not the end of her journey as she will gain friendship and even family and possibly even a new purpose.

Cover Art by Hunterdeluxe [Madox].
http://hunterdeluxe.deviantart.com/art/Tetris-OC-553036234?ga_submit_new=10%253A1439328129

Tetris is a first-year student at Canterlot University. Tetris is an earth pony from Belmont Stakes who plans to study Magic at Canterlot University. Despite not being a unicorn, Tetris desires to know all there is about magic.

This story is about Tetris' college life.

This is also somewhat of an alternate universe story.

Twilight Sparkle, another character, is also a freshman at Canterlot University after graduating from Celestia's School of Gifted Unicorns.

Long ago, Equestria used to be dark and depressing. But because of one pony's mission, that all changed...

Art by: i like pie