You woke up, in the middle of nowhere. But you were found by the most beautiful creature you’ve ever laid your eyes on.

Inspired by BradyBunch's work. Thought I'd give it a try.

It's been a long while since you've come to Equestria. And you've been friends with the one pony many would least expect. But you know deep down, with all the crazy stuff that she deals with in her life, she can have a soft spot.

So, on a rainy day in Maretime Bay, Posey lets you stay the night at her place. Little do you know that scratching her back would change her mood within a matter of seconds.

Sometimes when you feel lonely with no roommates to keep you occupied, you decide to go to the nearest pet store to find a pet. After you brought a blue pony, you take her at your place as her new home.

Thanks to Daniyel099 for editing this.
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/292246/Daniyel099

Bright Light hasn't been... feeling like himself. He's never felt like this before, and it's been going on for a little while and upsetting him. He decided he wants to talk to a friend about it, just to make sure that he's wrong about the way he feels. However, it doesn't really go how he expects.

( yep this entire slop is getting a re write of a few earlier chapters )

Hello. My name is Anninnicus. Anninnicus Ravenfury... It's a name I came up with on my own, truthfully... My real name is... Chirp.. And that name was given to me by, well... everypony.

It started with my adoptive mother, Lovely Lights. And I suppose my name change never went through, and I also suppose I'm far too lazy to do it again.

It's totally contradictory thinking, yes, bad name, want to change it... and too lazy to change it. That's just how I function. I'm perfectly fine with it, even if I have to cringe every time someone tries to use "Chirp" to refer to me.

I can expect you all are here to hear all the stories of the War, and my... 'excursions' following it's end.

However, I'd rather talk about the most joyful years of my life, as it was only after the war ended that I became even remotely relevant in this world.

I'd much rather talk about my life... before the war...

If you really want to hear stories of the war, I'd recommend you to... well.... I don't know if she'd want to talk about it either. I'll send you her way afterwards, if you stick around long enough.

(Random and comedy tags for.... just trust me on it.

Alternate universe tag will come up much later, but it's due to the fact I've merged it with another series I'm planning on making.... At some point.
As it stands, I'm not using the official Mlp map, so that's the tag at work for now.

...Or at least that's what the weird demon queen offering you pizza says. Aside from the whole suddenly face-to-face with a demon thing and the murder threats perhaps you can befriend this sassy mare? There isn't much else to do.

A silly story about befriending demons. And pizza. Rated T for murder threats, sass, cursing, and other surprisingly innocent things for a self-insert story. Also, bizarre metaphors. It's extremely stupid, but there isn't a random tag so...

Pretty poor story at this time. Giving it the revision it desperately needs.

Luna's homecoming was not all she had hoped.

Though none challenged the goddess' right to rule, the princess has found herself in an era she does not understand with scarcely a loyal ward or devoted courtier to which she may turn. With affairs of state alien, her prestige and image tarnished by years of absence and her prior turn to tyranny, the deity of the night finds herself alone, wearing her cobwebbed and mothballed crown.

An immortal force of nature she may be, but her heart of hearts still bleeds with the pain of desolation. And the heart only suffers so long before it demands desperate action...

Sunset Shimmer, having recently helped the human Twilight, helped save Camp Everfree, and graduated High School, finally decides she is ready to return to Equestria and make amends with Celestia. Meanwhile, in our world, a 6 year old boy is having a very rough time. One night at the orphanage he wishes on a shooting star, trying to get a better life. This seemingly simple act manages to teleport him to a different world and maybe, get a mom he deserves.

Note: Story takes place after Legends of Everfree, but disregards all Starlight related events. This means things like Chrysalis' second atack never happened.

The main 6 argue over who has the worse grimdark, with your average self-insert human causing all the chaos that transpires.

We all should know most these stories at least, and the stories I use are only the ones I have remebered personally:

1 Rainbow Factory
2 Cupcakes
3 Apple Sleep Experiment
4 Forever Faithful
5 Angel of Mercy
6

I always loved Fluttershy. It never mattered that I couldn't have her, that we may as well have been worlds apart, I've never not wanted her. But when the time finally came that I could be with her, she was not for me. She had grown old and faded, while I had remained very much the same.

But I will not be denied. After so long, she is at last within my grasp, and I will not allow a silly thing like the passage of time to deny me my destiny.

I am going to travel back in time so that I can seduce the Fluttershy I fell in love with.

Written for F*** THIS PROMPT #15.