Celestia thinks she raises the sun pretty damn well.
After all, it's what her demonic brainwashing omens of "destiny" cutie mark represents, right?

Yet apparently she can't keep track of the calendar system.
Which is largely based off of... her Sun.

What would this mean for the thousand year old prophecy?

Featured on the 24^th, 25^th and 26^th!

The CMC show their stupidity in the school.

Based of Brian Regan's 'Stupid in School', if anybody knows.

If you don't know, click here to watch it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FelJj9X9I9s

All Cheerilee wanted for the day was a sofa. An ordinary sofa—no frills and no fanciness. Just a sofa.

Too bad the salespony won't back down without a fight.

Night Mare Night the one night a year Luna's guard is guaranteed off and Nighting Gale is going to spend it having fun and letting loose. That however is a quick way of getting the attention of the royal guard. However, this royal guard knows her soon the two of them find their way through a moon lit Canterlot reliving the past and enjoying their present.

Sir Bitterheart's brother, Tough Luck, has not been doing well since his criminal activities were stopped by his brother. But when Celestia calls him to aid in Equestria's final battle, the brothers meet once again. When every goes horribly wrong, the brothers may very well kill each other.

After the death of Rainbow Dash by a mysterious assailant but seeing Rarity as the culprit she is burned at the stake but for some reason she is not dead even though she is supposed to be dead and now she is about to exact revenge on the ponies who dealt her wrong.

"Hey, have the heard the one about the human who came to Equestria and married all the Princesses? What was his name again... Gary? No, his name wasn't Gary! And I'm sure it wasn't Anon, either! Where do you ponies get these stupid... wait now I remember! His name was David! David Silver! Do you wanna hear how this doofus got loved up and turned into a pony? Sure ya do, Trust me, you're gonna LOVE this story..."

Permission was sorta obtained from David Silver to produce this fictional abomination. Sort of in that he kinda rolled his eyes, but didn't tell me not to write it...

Found all alone as an orphan in the Everfree forest, Shadow Dawn has been living with the royal sisters, princess Celestia and princess Luna for all he can remember of his life. To most ponies that would be heaven, to Shadow it was hell. Being an alicorn might have it's ups, but certainly it has many downs acording to him.

The royal sisters and the staff were nice to him, but it's more of the part of 'being a prince' he hated. He had been annoyed, angry and even to the point where all he felt was rage flowing through his veins.

Shadow Dawn doesn't know any of his past, not even his parents or where he's from. All he knows is that he was found in the Everfree forest as a lost little alicorn orphan.

Sunset Shimmer is visited by her conscience. Her very annoying conscience.

Written for Sunset Shimmer day. Inspired by this artwork by Flight-of-the-Moon.

HAPPY SUNSET SHIMMER!

Many people have dreams. Some have small dreams that are easily accomplished, and they are satisfied with it. Others have dreams so big it requires a lot of time and effort to accomplish it, but many do so if they have the conviction.

One such stallion has actually bent the laws of time and space to travel between realities just to accomplish this. He just wants one success after the millions of years he's tried. He is currently at his fifty-fifth try.

This is the prequel to the story I'll write in the future called 'The Weary Traveler'.