this heckin' thing ^^
has not received any updates in almost two years now.
and fractures is on the way to bulldozing wielder of the orb and eating part of its plot up as a pseudo-fourth attempt at the dang thing as part of my plans to make a weird tonkusverse-sort of inter-story referencing inside joke thing :V
y'all who still watch for me to update stuff are nerds
it's kinda sweet tho
Incoming Scootaloo for you all!
1) You call the genre tags 'skittle labels' or gods forbid 'flavors'
2) You have tried to hug an author at least once
3) You are entirely sure you have judged a single piece of cover art more than you judge your own family
4) Sleep is for the weak but you take this to new extremes
5) You have become so desperate for green thumbs that you will disregard human life and mulititate gardeners in the name of writing trophies
6) You make these lists
(Warning: Could be considered a bit of a rant actually. Was really trying not to make it sound like one though.)
The regrettable thing about writing stories is, there's so much you want to put into them.
You have characters that you want to show the good and bad sides of. Heroes that you want to overcome their weaknesses, villains whose motivations you want to explain, all the failings and triumphs that come with the journey from beginning to end.
So I don't just write, I also dabble in art. Most of the cover art you see on my stories was made by myself, for example.
That said, currently, WeLoveFine is hosting an MLP Fan Forge contest dealy where anyone can submit a design and the designs with the most votes go into circulation as real merchandise. So I decided to give it a shot, and have created and submitted my own design (featuring Thorax), which you can see at the following link:
I've been busy - too busy to write my latest story efficiently - and I feel bad for not being able to connect with you guys. So, ask me things! I've at least got the time to answer a few questions every couple of hours. And I promise, this weekend, I'll work on my latest story; it's gonna punch you in the feels.
Anyway, questions! Feel free to ask anything! I have to answer!
Haven't done one of these in a hot minute. Good to be back.
I've got this annoying as feeling where I've pretty much planned the whole story in my head, but I can't get the words to paper. It's less writer's block and more that I'm not satisfied with literally anything I've written. I get a few paragraphs in with some dialogue, a solid start to the chapter, but then I look at it and hate it all and in a fit of rage...
Ctrl+A, Backspace
The Fixer, a Berylverse story
After the eventful summer that found Sable Loam involved with warring mercenary factions and the very firmaments of the universe, the ex-army school teacher finds himself becoming the Admiral of the newly ascended Princess Sunset Shimmer's fledgling guard: the new SIRENs. Between that and his job at Equestria County Alternative High, Sable hardly has any time for a personal life.
I could start this blog with a long, rambling monologue about what lead to the state of Not All Who Wander Are Lost. Its odd birth, its unfortunate comatose state, long detailed explanations why the fic essentially died so long ago. I'm not going to waste all of your time with that. If you have questions, I'll try to answer them in the comments, but that's not the point of this blog. Instead, I'm going to keep this brief and give the basic information. After all, for many of you who have read
In the ending of the first chapter, I made a small mistake in terms of Lowly's character. I had written down that she runs out of her room looking for a stallion to have intercourse with. This was something that didn't really occur to me at the time, but because of Lowly's meek side(thanks to Lord Armor) she would never go out of her way to look for sex. She is a submissive maid that follows orders, not give them or try to force herself onto anyone. Oops!
Now that school is over I can post this! Listen up, folks; you'll need some floral wire, floral tape, enough flowers, and some wire cutters. Use actual wire cutters don't use scissors like I did.
Since it’s coming in a few days, it’s time to hype The Open Road! Thing is I’ve always sucked at hyping stuff lmao, but dammit I’ll try. I’ve shown it off before, but I’ll throw the cover art in here again, as well as the description, an excerpt from the first chapter, and a thematically appropriate song that you’ll likely ignore.
“So I’m standing there, right? Everypony is smiling and looking at me, and I have my lucky bowtie with me. Everything was going exactly as planned, down to the last detail.” Pinkie Pie took a bite out of the cupcake in her hoof and swallowed without chewing. “So I get the microphone, yes? And I take a deep breath? And nothing comes out!”
Lyra gasped and covered her mouth with a hoof.
Well considering I'm about as consistent with my writing as a pothead sloth... I tend to over look little mile stones I pass with the few things I post. Like the last two story I posted this year Google Equestria (Probably the lightest thing I've ever written.) and Death Equals Life. Both got little achievements that I gotta give myself a little credit for despite me constantly saying I don't deserve it.
help i didn't want to write celestia/luna tension bUT I DID HELP
As of now, I think the time has come to finally abandon my Fimfiction page. I don't particularly want any involvement in the MLP community any longer and I hold no interest in continuing to be an active member. While my page remains open to everyone, I've logged out permanently and don't think I'll return to it or use it again. No more blogs, no more stories, no related content - it's over.