• Member Since 6th May, 2016
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Spherical Narcissist


I regret nothing.

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  • 357 weeks
    Hooray for relapse!

    Just when I thought things were looking up, shit happened and I slit my wrist. Woohoo.

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  • 368 weeks
    In a self loathing cycle

    I've got the most gut wrenching cramps and have been rehearsing for a play nonstop. I have a performance in ten minutes as we speak. Currently, I'm stressing about my online class, WWIII, basically making it out of his year alive and free. It's been almost seven months since I've last driven. I'm extremely lonely and only see my friends once a month. I'm in love with someone I can never see and I

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  • 372 weeks
    Got turned down by three people

    All I wanted was a prom date. My life is already falling apart so can I at least have that? The first guy I asked said he wasn't going to prom. The second was uncertain and he's flaked out on me at the last dance. The third guy I asked seemed open to going, but then we learned there's a youth group party the same day, so yeah. Fuck my life. Pardon me while I go slit my wrist.

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  • 372 weeks
    Hey, guys.

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  • 373 weeks
    (Ass)thetic

    Hey, guys! Today my friends and I hung out and did a bunch of cool shit. We played Cards Against Humanity for the first time over some cheap cookies and pineapple juice. My lil bro joined in on the fun. Then we basically went around town and took cool pics, like this one of yours truly. Hope y'all are having a good day. :pinkiesmile:

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May
27th
2016

Let's Build a Flower Crown! · 1:16am May 27th, 2016

Now that school is over I can post this! Listen up, folks; you'll need some floral wire, floral tape, enough flowers, and some wire cutters. Use actual wire cutters don't use scissors like I did.
First, wrap some wire around your head. I didn't take a picture because that's self explanatory. Next, use WIRE CUTTERS to cut off some flowers. leave enough so you can attach it to the crown.

Now at this part I wrapped wire around it instead of floral tape. If you want it to be comfortable, use tape. If my mom didn't have her ancient tape from her wedding, I'd be fucked. If you forgot tape like me, wrap it around the pointy ends.

Add leaves and shit if you want, make it symmetrical, and just do what you want. If you're too lazy to put flowers on the entire crown, put a ribbon on the end.


All the pictures of me in my flower crown show my face, so just imagine some really attractive piece of trash with lovely eyes :pinkiehappy:

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