(I'm back! I've been so busy doing real estate classes. I've got so many things planned for ya'll...hehehe...including a 19,700 word Trixie horror story you'll see very soon. But for now, it's time for some Big Mac...)

Story Description:
Maurice is going to get a pony for his daughter. The badlands have herds of ponies, claimed by no one. No one except the giant stallion...

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The following is a list of various elements of fan fiction on this site that I truly no longer have any interest in. While exceptions can be made on a case by case basis, by and large, if your story contains one or more of these, I can guarantee you I will probably not read your story or may abandon reading after the first chapter (or shortly thereafter if said element(s) show up later in the story).

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Yes, it's true.

While I never watched either presidential debates, I have heard and seen clips where President Trump referring to coyotes at the border bringing people illegally into the US.

Some of you may know what I'm talking about.

Well, this is proof that President Trump is, at the very least, more informed and knowledgeable about the tropic than most on the left.

Coyote... that's what a person who brings people across the border illegally is called.

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DerpyWhooves once asked me why I'd stick around in a place populated by sub-human animals.

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I'll post a link of it soon. It was fun, though.~

Starpops is done. Yay.

You get a creepypasta one-two punch this week. With Slenderman and Jeff the Killer. Not yay.

*sleepy* yayyyy...i did it...*falls asleep*

Story Description:
A lone urban explorer has found the body of a deceased woman. Her name: Sunset Shimmer. She rests upon a book that glows as it beckons to be read.

Though her body is cold, something stirs. The explorer will find out the hard way that some bodies are better left undisturbed.

---You might like this story if you also like---

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Below are two fanfic reviews based purely on the initial impressions provided by the first chapter (or first 3k words.) For an outline of what my reviewing guidelines are, go here. Please do not request reviews!

Never Drift Away by Girls of Canterlot High

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This is the first-ever 2nd-person pony story I've written. It's a safe, intimate quick read that has you, the reader, take the role of someone who spends time with Pinkie Pie in her bedroom in Sugar Cube Corner. It focuses on cute intimacy (rather than the passionate kind) and making you happy while Pinkie Pie talks to you.

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Back again today with artwork dedicated to another pretty pony. So I thought with us having the show pony yesterday with Trixie that today we'd show off the second half of that dynamic pair. So prepare for some nigh omnipotent magic with today's mare!

Guessed who it is yet? Find out below:

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A boy and his pony move further through Technomancer industries headquarters on the quest to obtain the Rainbow Dash exosuit that will save his life. They speak with Nurse Redheart about some very important technological things. Prepare your tissues. You will need them.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/333408/equus-metamorphosis

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Hi all. Sorry to keep you waiting. Between getting sick and working at the Super Bowl, things have been pretty busy for me. But fear not. Chapter 11 of Legend of the Earthbound is done and will be going through final editing now. I will tell you now that it's heavy on human x pony clop with a little f/f pony clop. In fact, expect almost every new chapter to have some kind of clop (and comedy) in it.

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Because I've had Dungeons and Dragons on the brain lately, and have actually been thinking about this. I have come up with two builds for MLP's Twilight Sparkle, and one for EqG's Sci-Twi. These are going to be set up as level one builds in order to use as PCs. I am also using only official material, and of that, what I actually know about. They are also not intended to be perfectly optimized for power gaming or such. Finally, I am not going to be putting the actual numbers in the Ability

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Hello everyone. Happy Holidays.
This year has been a strange one with many unusual trials and tribulations. While in some ways I'm glad it's over and that hope is in sight, believe it or not, I don't think year has been all bad.
Not just for me at any rate. And certainly not the worst year in history many have been saying it is.

I do feel that too much negativity can damage a society at large and negativity seems all too common.

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"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" part two is nice and finalized. You guys got pretty busy in there. Some of you lasted longer in that doc than you did in the first one. Congrats...?

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I have worked on helping prostitutes for years. Although many police rape prostitutes (they extort free sex for not arresting, which is rape) and rob prostitutes (they extort money out of prostitutes for not arresting them, which is theft), but I always figured that these are bad apples. Indeed, I work with the former cop, Norma Jean Almodovar and a working police-officer —— ¡wild horses could not get me to divulge his name!

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You survived Starfleet. At least, I think you did. Either that, or Ring cleaned out your corpses before I got in for comment voting. If that's the case, I'll put the funeral costs on Mykan's bill.

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