So today I fell off of the treadmill (while walking, mind you), got my shopping cart stuck between someone else's cart and a wall, and tripped over my brother's saxophone case and shattered my tonail.

Also I bought a plant today.

My phone camera really sucks but my toe hurts so I'm not going back downstairs to get a better device.

I have no life.

Butts. That is all.

Link to gif. https://derpibooru.org/images/2991479

I use the word 'butt' so many times in my stories.

I seem to love the word butt. What's your opinion on me using the word butt so many times?

Sure have! Though pinkie ass is now keeping her from breaking fourth walls.. Need to cut back on the cake girl!

Awww who am i kidding i like that ass. n.n

And this just got uploaded, and a little while after...you know...this...

Hmm...

Someone please I am begging you write a dumb short quick shitfic with me, like probably sometime in the next two or three or four or five days would be swell. I really need to get my mojo back and also I’m sorry I have been avoiding handing out Prize money for the feghoot contest; i’m trying to make a few financial decisions right now that will make things vastly easier for me in the long run

Anyway have a cute picture:

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I wonder if they look at mine

Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

MLP FIM G4 Butts are much better! They are bigger and fatter!

does not include ponies we are not familiar with due to canon ignorance (we'll catch up one day)

S-Tier: Babs Seed, Derpy, Bonbon, Celestia, Applejack
A-Tier: Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Luna, Lyra
B-Tier: Rainbow Dash (we have a special fondness for her butt despite its tier placement), Cadance (the underappreciated butts tier)

there are no butts below B-Tier in our estimation.

this is our 100th blog post.

stay tuned for pony-puss tiers. <3

One of the best friends I have made in the fandom, (who is also an excelent artist who has been so much help with me learning) ALOS, is needing to raise some fundage, so she has started a fund raising event thing.. that will involve the shaking of pony butt!

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So I've always been more of a writer than an artist (actually my art is comically bad) and I decided why not give it a go?

So expect to see fat ponies, huge ponies - ponies getting to incredible sizes. Oh and also huge butts, because who doesn't love huge butts?

One story in the works, should be out shortly - enjoy it!

The plan for Doggy Style is to have a max of 3 chapters and chapter 2 is part way done as I type this. I hope to have it out by this weekend if I can find motivation to keep working on it and find a good editor once I am done.

I thank you all so much for enjoying this story so much! Not a day gose by where people still aren't favoriting it and liking it! It is my most popular story and I hope you all enjoy the next chapter

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Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase...

So trying out this new thing since I have a bunch of people staring at my stuff.

I can't find a good Celestia image for my phone. I need an image that I can select a part of so it fits, or a resized image for Android/iPhone phones.

So. You send me images through a PM and if I choose yours, I'll put your OC into my next story. It won't be the pony that gets railed if it is a sex story. The pony will be a background pony that the character speaks with.

WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:

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Ouch!

My brain feels like jello. When I try to write, it just comes out "pony butts, pony butts, pony butts, pony butts." This would, in my opinion, be a perfectly adequate pony story, but I guess I have standards?

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Hey!

So we're at Everfree Northwest right now! We have a bookstore! If you happen to be here, come by and say hi. Both Compati and Into the Dark are on sale, along with so many other books, omg. The hype is real, you guys!

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Because it's a story largely about anal sex. It's one of my worst. It will probably either get taken down by the mods or end up with something like a 21/27 upvote/downvote rating. But hey, I continued my "streak" of mostly getting at least one story out per month. And hey, maybe I'll have another one out tomorrow. ;)

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Howdy do, fuckbuckets? I finished the planned changes and made some unplanned ones along the way. Nothing big, I just added some new funnies and tweaked a decent number of old funnies to be a little funnier. If you feel like it, give it a reread while the new chapter is being hammered out.

You can just ignore the fact that it took me three days to make changes that could have all been done in a couple hours at most.

Have some pink:

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Hey all, Bubble Butt here! Well, not really anymore. Name is Ditz now! Not very original, I know, but let's just say that the other name could lead to... well, less than savory results when searched online, as a friend of mine let me know recently.

That's right! I somehow didn't think that would be an issue for years! Sue me!

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JUST SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

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