Twilight: I know everything happens for a reason.

Twilight, to Discord: But what the fuck??

Okay, so, I have decided to relocate my erotica stories to their own dedicated account. So if you see any of my saucier works disappear from this profile, don't panic. They're still around, just in a different place.

Once everything's finalized, I'll let everybody know where they can go to find them.

Finland, the Land of a Thousand Lakes, is a tapestry woven with vibrant cities, stunning natural beauty, and a unique cultural heritage. From the bustling capital of Helsinki to the mystical Lapland, Finland offers an unforgettable experience for every kind of traveler. If you're planning a 10-day adventure to this Nordic wonderland, here's a detailed itinerary to help you explore its hidden gems and iconic sights:

Days 1-3: Unveiling the Enchantment of Helsinki

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From this blog, where PP mentions the referral stats on his older fics.

Most of my fics only have blank referral links back to google, without any search terms. The most interesting thing there is the country of origin that the search came from.

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So... apparently my submission for Art for Fanfiction's 2019 Summer Writing Contest won second place.

This is very, very strange. My writing is honestly not that good! Why do people like it so much?!

This is very weird, yet flattering.

So three weeks ago, on a perfectly unassuming Thursday, I woke up, perfectly content with my silly little life. As far as I was aware, it was going to be a remarkably ordinary day - no surprises, no plans, just a fun, calm, relaxing break from the calamitous world we live in. Then, I checked my phone, refreshed a website, had a heart attack, and died. As one does, of course.

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God dammit.

I'm not good at romance, but just.

God dammit. God fucking dammit.

This is a thing that actually happened and it honestly took me over two hours to realize that something was amiss. I spent two hours reading the weirdest goddamn fetish porn shit ever. The following is the conversation in which I realized what was going on.

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For those who aren't used to military time, yes, it just was Wednesday, April 12th, 8.56 PM around here. I accidentally managed to catch it at 56 seconds too, as I thought, a bit late, that it'd look better if I took the watch off (well, according to the user's manual, it's actually a heart rate monitor, but I only use it as such in the gym).

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Right then!

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When I said it'd be out in a week or two, I didn't expect me to then complete it like four days later. Not recommended but I was in a zone.

Don't ask me how I wrote pretty much 8k words in like a week. I don't know how I did it. (Note: some of that was lost in multiple edits, but the story just spilled on out once I got to a part) This had a disgusting amount of rewrites on my end throughout the entire chapter.

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Okay! The first chapter of my latest story has finally hit the front page.

Firstly: I'm particularly happy with this one. At five chapters spanning 28K words, it's pretty awesome, and if I say so myself, it's pretty damn creative too. It'd mean a lot if you guys checked it out and saw for yourself how cool it is.

The story:

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A shovel solves a lot of problems, but it can’t do much against a generation gap the size of the Grand Canyon.

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IN WHICH I CAN BARELY FUNCTION
It's the middle of the night, two days before Christmas. Have some more Vince Guaraldi.

This song is the perfect blend of happy lyrics (but this is the instrumental) and melancholy melody befitting the holiday.

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Story review #15: A Chance Meeting —by bahatumay

Character’s:

Sunset Shimmer: Sunset is pretty much who she is in canon and I enjoyed her as the main ish character of the story.

Adagio Dazzle: snarky, sassy, showing some cleavage to entice her audience. Pretty much the Adagio we all know and love in the show and in the community/on Fimfiction. Love her distain for humans and the fact she see’s us as lower life forms compared to sirens!

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Remember that story I told you not to read, a few days ago?

It just took Third Place in the Barcast's Halloween in April 2020 contest.

Hello! We hope you will enjoy the show!

... now that I've gotten the obvious Beatles reference out of the way, time to get down to business. First matter of business, new avatar. Yes, I liked the Beatles reference they threw in enough to be willing to change the avatar I've had for nearly half of a year. Hey, it still fits my brassy theme, plus someone was going to use it sooner or later, might as well be a sooner one.

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