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PresentPerfect


Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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  • Tuesday
    Another post about video games and Youtube and stuff

    If I'm going to waste time watching shit on Youtube, the least I can do is tell people about it. :P

    Ceave is a crazy Austrian with a love of video games and a head for philosophizing about them. Plus he really, really hates coins, no matter how tasty they may look.

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    4 comments · 129 views
  • Sunday
    Do you like video games? How about philosophy?

    I like one of those things for sure, but no one combines the two better than a Youtuber named InfernalRamblings, a former professional game developer who now creates hour and a half long video essays about the meanings of video games and how they relate to the world today. Here's a few highlights, since this is now basically my only

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    11 comments · 144 views
  • 1 week
    Super special interview power time GO!

    So back in, uh... February?? c_c;;; Fimfiction user It Is All Hell was like, "Hey, you wanna get interviewed?" and I was all, "Fuck yeah, I wanna get interviewed!"

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    8 comments · 206 views
  • 2 weeks
    State of the writer, march 2024

    Arghiforgottopost

    I forgot to do anything really because I have to get up early for an appointment tomorrow and I've been preoccupied with it :C so much for getting to bed on time

    Argh

    Happy trans day of visibility and stuff

    Sent from my iPhone send tweet

    7 comments · 101 views
  • 3 weeks
    Twilight the 没用

    Yesterday, a fellow named SoothingBell asked if they could translate Twilight the Useless to Chinese, and no way was I gonna say no. :D

    And they turned it around in 24 hours, amazing!

    https://fimtale.com/t/64723

    4 comments · 159 views
Jan
31st
2017

I need to share this · 1:10pm Jan 31st, 2017

Anytime someone favs or comments on one of my stories, especially the older ones, I will go down to the little bar graph thingy and check out how its stats have been. And y'know how it shows you what sites have generated hits to your stories?

Well, Button Goulash has gotten hits from a Google search for the words apple bloom said soup my butt.

4 hits from this

The tracking algorithm is, to my mind, not exactly what I'd call "robust", but yeah, there you go.

Report PresentPerfect · 505 views · Story: Button Goulash ·
Comments ( 9 )

You know what this means, right? You must now write a story with that title. Or, you know... :trixieshiftright:

Just tried this, and for some reason the FIMFetch listing of Button Goulash is the top hit, but the actual Fimfiction one is nowhere. Second hit is actually a foalcon story on FFnet. (At least, I think so. I wasn't going to read it to find out. :pinkiesick:)

4403830 if he's going to write more crackfic, then a sequel to his Apple Brown Betty story should be a first priority provided he doesn't want me to go and publish my side-story to it first.

Sounds like the one thing we need to do is not let Biscuit see this blog post.

4403998
No, no no! Beer and a Knife Fight III: Whiskey and Swords: This is Getting Out of Control!
:raritywink:

I'm guessing there's some fandom term that google is parsing into that phrase… ? Or something?

Also, what 4403830 said :trollestia:

Also, I just checked on one of my Crackshipping stories and literally ALL the references are from a chinese site??

They are discussing my fic in chinese???

????

Here are some Google Translate gems:
"So I want to drive to the water here I am a post"

"I did not understand a word child, this broken car"

"1, occurs in this world
2, h few and obscure plot
3, the author great literary talent
4, so hard to translate"

That last one is obviously on crack. My stories are very easy to translate.

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