This attitude really pisses me off. And is the rest of all the shitty plastic fidget spinners flooding Youtube... ...Take for instance, the Vorso Flat Top. The is a >$100 hand finished luxury executive fidget spinner, aimed at CEOs and presidents. This isn't some stupid fad for kids on Youtube to mess about with while playing Minecraft. There are plenty of bespoke spinners that go for >$300 or even approaching the thousands. Would you call someone "autistic" for wearing a Patek Philippe watch?

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If you actually release it this time, Sony... And if it's as good as it was supposed to be all those years ago...
All will be forgiven...

If you pull this back into development hell... I don't know what I will say... But I will say it... And it will probably horribly offend everybody who hears it.

Don't PM me asking when a story is going to update.

Don't leave comments on any of my stories asking when the story is going to update.

Don't post "witty and clever" comments on any of my stories declaring that story "dead" for not having updated in several months.

Don't e-mail me asking me when a story is going to update.

Don't ask me about story updates via Twitter.

Don't send up smoke signals asking when a story is going to update.

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Knighty wanted blue....

In all seriousness, I actually like it, for the most part, but it will definitely take some time to get used to it. Only thing that bugs me is the rounded avatars and how they affect the cropping of the original picture now

badly.

full story below the break:

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Hey, guys!

So, uh, yeah... Those of you here at Bronycon have probably seen the madness that was the vendor hall yesterday. I pretty much sold out of Into the Dark in about three hours. If you are here at Bronycon, I believe we are taking either back orders or doing a direct sale-to-mail. Come to the booth (513, I think? Its just around the corner from Ruirik's woodworking booth.) and talk to Aquaman for final confirmation on how it's all going down.

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Can somepony give me a bottle of bleach? I need to wash my eyes out because this is the most horrendous abomination of a reboot to have ever existed! Have the CN execs lost their fucking marbles?! Why the hell would they greenlit something shitty like this?!

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Hiya, lovely peeps.

Let me set the scene.

My mother, Ma, has three siblings. Relevant to today’s story are her two brothers. Her older brother, Uncle 1, and her younger brother, Uncle 2, live in the same building, on two different stories. Uncle 2 lives with their mother, Nani, downstairs, and Uncle 1 lives with his wife and daughter, Cousin, upstairs. The two stories are two separate households - legally, financially and family-wise.

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This is probably gonna piss off the die-hard Hasbro defenders, but I really don't care. It has to be said. Spike's finale design was UGLY as FUCK. He should've been the most human-looking character out of the entire cast. Instead Hasbro went the Sonic Boom route and made him a big dumb idiot. Even during the series he was usually the butt of the joke. It was actually really fucking sad considering Twilight was supposed to be the big sister/surrogate mother role. I'm not a good artist by any

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I wanted to call a friend, telling them about how I've been feeling pretty shitty lately. They didn't pick up, but I needed to do something to feel a bit better. That's when I finished my hooch. Half a juice bottle, to be exact. I started to feel the buzz, but it still didn't feel like enough. That's when I decided to call whiskey for help, too. And then I had three shots of vodka. You see, I come from a judgmental family, and that made me scared shitless of people's

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First of all, "The Ponyville Curse" is now completed. Apologies to those for whom this story was 2spoopy.

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1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a

2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.

3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...

4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.

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Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

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I've got a bad feeling about this...

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The first chapter of my story for Jake the Army Guy's contest is up. Go check it out, especially since I don't write Discord super often! Or, if it's not your thing you can always wait for the last chapter of Distance Beyond Any Measure on Sunday.

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Anyway, hope you enjoy. And if for some indeterminate (not indeterminant as I learned thanks to google!) reason you want to make a better version for me, I can send you the high quality files. Shoutouts to

• MS Paint for sucking as always
• http://clipart-library.com/ for surprisingly (probably) not giving me any viruses

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So, I'm thinking of rewriting The Wayfarers summery for the coming year. I've been tinkering with it for a while, but I'm thinking of trying something else completely. Maybe something a little more in the vague side? I want the reader to have an idea of what they're getting into, but I also don't want to be so wordy. I don't know. I'm open to suggestions.

For now, though, bed. Swamped from work.