Wow. Just, wow. I find myself giving a fuck again now that Twilight Runs Out of Fucks to Give got 500 unique reads in a little under 24 hours!
So, given a lot of people give a fuck, I might as well spin the tale of how I stopped giving any... After the break.

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https://youtu.be/lVp86Sk30oY

They are literally telling you that they are coming for your children! How long will this shit go on before regular people stand up and start saying no? It's really starting to piss me off that regular people don't seem to care at all about these people!!

Fuck RPG maker. I just spent 3 hours downloading, system checking, deleting, and redownloading because I really wanted to play the FNAFB series now that I have a new laptop. Three fucking hours. and it turns out that nope the version I downloaded does fuck all. no you actually need this 60 dollar version to play a free game. WHY?! I mean at least the game developers could have said "oh btw the version of rpg maker you need is the expensive one". at least then I wouldn't have WASTED THREE

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“Name every chapter.”

So recently I beat all three dark souls games. It was fun and 200+ hours of rage educing fun that I will never get back and I'm okay with that. At first it started like this...

Then I died a bunch of time due to my newbness.

THEN I died becuase of stupid bullshit and invaders, fuck those people!

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Now I am well aware that my story is not perfect or that is not gonna become the next Fallout Equestria or something...
I am also completely fine if someone reads my story and says that it sucks after reading it. Everyone has their own opinion after all.

Now let me just explain what happened...

I got a thumb down on My Little Pony - The Legend of Friendship.
But that is not what I am mad about.

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Here we go.

As an extra note: Someone really needs to write a Punisher storyline around the framework of a slasher movie, only quirky criminals instead of sexy teenagers, and play Punisher as the villain.

Might do that at some point.

All the misconceptions start with the words,
"God is it hot..."
And in realty, I agree. It started with school and the teachers who were old fashioned about turning on the AC. For multiple days straight I found myself disregarding everything and sweating my metaphorical tail off.
This hindered everything I wanted to do, like moving, checking out books, writing and seeing people. Fans didn't work nor did our AC.
...
Seems like I'm complaining now... Hmm...

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Hello there! As you all know, "Wub" Me Like You Do is a romance-comedy type and I've been getting heat from it from serious readers for some reason, I mean I did put a damn warning in the description.

"Jeez let's read the fic and not the description. Oh sh*t this story has a deadpool ripoff and it's nonsense and it's disgracing my waifu, lets dislike this."

Anyway, I am not going to talk about that, I'm gonna talk about my new story. It's going to be called "Rage".

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Cynewulf said some very good things today, and Heartshine did a great thing on oral vs print culture divides, so I want to cover some very basic things instead.

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I would just like to take the time to say that my most current Fic will be postponed until tomorrow on account of my piece of crap computer. I was this close. 'This' close, to being done with the fifth chapter of the thing. This was the second to last chapter I had in mind by the way. Take a moment to let that sink in. I was almost done with this fic.

Oh well, on the bright side, it cleared up any and almost all qualms I had about writing some more

Chapter 14: Captured

I'm gonna go out on a limb and predict that someone gets captured this chapter!

70cm away from the castle entrance.

That's an interestingly-precise measure. I'm guessing that this is actually a more general statement of distance, closer to saying "two feet" or "two and a half feet" in the Imperial System. Though for all I know, Charlie's using his Safety Goggles as a rangefinder to stand exactly that far from the gate.

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Chapter 13: Slavery in Canterlot (Part B)

We return to the construction of the Fairly Large Wall of China ...

Twilight Sparkle was going to walk up the stairs to the top of the large metal walls with six floors made of logs.

... as opposed to the large metal walls with five, or seven floors made of logs ...

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Chapter 17: "Alicorn Combat"

NARRATOR (yelling):AL-i-CORN COM-BAT!!!

(Alicorn fighters appear on either side of the screen with their Health and Power bars)

Sounds like Fightin' Herds to me!

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The link out.

I'll just quote the introduction.

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Chapter 9: Special gadgets and plans

Captain Wei reaches the Kirin village, and once again the omniscient scanners fail to detect the Kirins, which makes me wonder if this is a Kirin power.

Why not? The Kirin canonically hid from the Equestrian Ponies for a very long time.

"Lieutenant general Jin, This is Captain Wan Long Wei me and my squad have arrived in the Kirin village. But there are no signs of any civilization here. Just some empty houses and trees."

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I'm also going to reference AC97's rage review of this chapter, which is available here, because he covered the points so well I wasn't sure if I should bother -- but I decided, why not?

Chapter 10: Rough talk with the griffons

GILDA: If yer inta that kinda thing, that is!

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Hereditary, directed by Ari Aster, was a new and unique take on the horror genre that I just had to talk about. So I did.