It's midnight, let's write a frickin' blog post. (falls backwards in chair)

So...
I haven't been publishing. But I haven't given up! It just... takes me a while sometimes to get to a place in my life where I can get my thoughts together for this kind of creative work.
At least I have a lot more time to myself due to finally dropping my writer job.
Of course, I do still beat myself up about not being able to write like I used to.

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This book to be exact.

TStar Overhead

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Comedy
• Drama

It's easy to think that the sky is falling when a new problem arises. But what do you do when the sky really does fall on your head?

• Sex
• Violence
• Profanity
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Celestia
• Main 6

KorenCZ11 · 155k words  ·  36  0 · 958 views

Well, kind of. In the above, there are seven chapters, effectively one for each pony. A few of those chapters aren't really laid out well and don't contribute to the narrative as much as I'd have liked them to. So, when I decided to move to my own IP for original fiction, I figured I'd take that and make this instead:

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You know what pain is? Force-feeding yourself MLP Gen 1 for the sole purpose of mocking it in a fanfic!

ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...

• Twilight
• Other

TheMajorTechie · 8.2k words  ·  86  18 · 2.7k views

Yeah, this is where the spirit of I Think I Summoned a Ponk went for a while.

Anyway, let's start because my hands are cold.

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"As I pull you out the oxygen tank..."

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Four words: Well that didn't work.

TSpacebound Equestria: Fall of a Nation

• MLP: FiM
• Sci-Fi

They thought Sombra was defeated. After all, his body was utterly destroyed. That's what the ponies thought as the Equestrian Pride grounded in Canterlot. The only problem? Reality isn't always as it seems.

• Alt. Universe
• Twilight
• Rainbow Dash
• Celestia
• Luna
• King Sombra

TheMajorTechie · 2.4k words · 542 views

Wait hol up this was published at the end of 2016? It honestly felt like I published that thing quite a bit later than that. Oh well.

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Oof, ouch, a failed reboot.

EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Quite self explanatory.

• Pinkie
• Derpy
• Anon

TheMajorTechie · 2.9k words  ·  9  3 · 476 views

Not much else to say, let's get started. I wanna spotlight some OCs and get back to writing horsewords.

“Go back to sleep, Pinkie.” I groaned. It was a Saturday, and on days like these, sleep was golden.

I stand by this as fact.

I cracked an eye ope--

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As some of you may know, I’ve been working on my first novel for a while. Over a year and a half of work finally reaching its conclusion, I am proud to say that I am now a published author!!
If you have the time, check it out! Thanks to everyone who’s supported my writing!

The Mad King is available on all major platforms
There is a hardcover and paperback on Amazon, as well as the ebook!
https://books2read.com/themadking

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Well, that's one story off the list. The Immortal Question is officially finished.

Now comes more news about Thine Own Self. Yes, the Crusaders got their Cutie Marks, and Diamond has been reformed. However, I still need them in their old ways for the purpose of the story, and I can't have them suddenly have cutie marks or for Diamond to be reformed. Think of it as an alternative universe. What if things played out differently?

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Well, the collab I cobbled together is finally fully posted. I want to say thank you to everyone who participated; thanks not just for participating, for putting up with my blunt and occasionally obtuse criticisms, but also for sticking it through and finishing it. I never expected the response I got, and I think that, together, we made a story greater than a single author could have.

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In a previous post, I invented a categorization system for fiction based on its intent. I created three broad categories—Propaganda, Entertainment, and Art—and attempted to explain what they were.

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*Stares at blinking line on Word Document. It continues to blink.*

*Continues to stare.*

*More staring.*

*Even more staring.*

*Checks word count. Nothing.*

Yeah. This pretty much sums up all the work I've gotten done on any of my current projects. Seriously. I can find absolutely no inspiration, and I feel like an absolute heel for letting you all down like this. At least, I feel like I've let you down.

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It took my entire young life to perfect a story I just posted, and it's still not good enough.

At least I don't think it is, right now.

I'll probably go back to it at some point now and again to edit it, revise it, etc.

Ah well.

My life Fucking sucks and I hate everything.
I like doing nothing and every day I go through the motions of
what I can only assume is life and fake my emotions as if I was an actor in my own
sick and sad movie

Hello readers! How was your weekend? Get any good reading in? I did. Working my way through Jack Campbell’s second Lost Fleet series, which has been good fun. Spoilers, but he has an interesting approach to alien life.

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Hello, everyone!

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Hey, you know what makes me incredibly self conscious? Hearing someone else read my words. I'm all like 'no, you're reading that really well but I shouldn't have phrased that that way! Why did I use the word 'fight' in two sentences in a row!'

Nonetheless: this Reading of a Chess Story is very well produced, and the guy has a really nice voice.

Go have a listen plz.