I’m looking to write a one-shot of Thorax and Pharynx meeting Venom Stinger.

And yes, it will be a prequel to MTCG.

(Also I gotta figure out what the cover art will be, but that’s a different story.)

...It’s going to be July 20th, which is not only the day I joined fimfiction, but it’s also the day I started the story, “Meet The Change Gang.”

So...

What should I do to celebrate?

Summer Story Sizzler Store!

Fancy a story but not quite sure what you want? Allow me to inspire you with stories from the Amethyst Market, a place of rather kinky happenings and mischief galore!

Rules
- One person may claim as many idea slots as they like.
- Once an idea slot is claimed – it’s gone!
- Standard rate 25 GBP per 1,000 words (up to 10,000 words).
- Please message me to discuss a lengthier tale, if they inspire you!

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How about no.

Okay, I'm just curious here, but do any of you know of any animation programs that can be bought cheap, or better yet, for free and that are easy to learn how to use and understand. I'm only asking because I want to make better animations, as you can see from the video below my animation needs work.

So, any suggestions?

Hey, folks.

This isn’t going to be a ‘woe is me, the suffering artist who doesn’t get the praise they deserve’ monologue, I promise.

This is partly an apology, partly explaining my problem and partly me explaining my idea of a solution.

I fucked up badly on Sunday. As I’ve told many, many people, I am passionate about the ‘Fallout: Equestria’s Scoundrels’ fic I am writing. Too passionate, bordering on narcissistic.

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Okay, for a while now I've been having on and off insomnia issues. I don't like to admit it as I find it somewhat embarrassing to tell you guys, but I'm getting desperate here. I've tried practically everything, from drinking warm milk and taking sleeping medication to just watching relaxing videos of coral fish on YouTube. This stuff either works or it doesn't. Last night, it didn't and I woke up at 7:40 A.M and didn't get back to sleep. Any advice

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:)

I have left many hints across my stories. You just gotta figure out where they are.

If you all love watching cartoons then I will do my best to write any story based on the cartoon that you like best!!!

I think it’s because I find it uncomfortable watching violence(even cartoon violence) done against humans. I dunno, I guess I’m just that squeamish.

That or I hate people. Which ever works.

This fandom shames me, because I sincerely want to watch this show and this happens. It's beyond disgusting.

https://twitter.com/owletarc/status/1192104995740639232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1192104995740639232&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fanimemotivation.com%2Fgirl-commits-suicide-bullied-by-rwby-toxic-anime-fandom%2F

https://animemotivation.com/girl-commits-suicide-bullied-by-rwby-toxic-anime-fandom/

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Okay, just asking, but do you have any stories that you would consider old shames? Just to start off, I'll list mine:

Agents of S.W.O.R.D (Or at least, one and a replacement...)

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It's been a while since I said anything here, hasn't it? Might as well put something up, while I have the idea fresh in my mind. I could probably use an outlet of sorts, in any case.

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my fic is waiting for approval right now :D
i'd tag it, but i still am waiting for it to be published

aaaaaaaa

hey kids, just a bit of advice: IF YOU ARE ME YOU SHOULD AVOID WRITING ABOUT PANIC ATTACKS BECAUSE YOU WILL BEGIN TO PANIC SLIGHTLY AND IT'S NOT FUN

anyway i think i like how different it is from my previous fic which i probably will end up revising anyway

ttfn!
ta ta for now

Happy Dia de los Muertos. Since the month of spoop has passed and Captain Derpy Books's vigil is no longer needed, I can resume my usual avatar.

There we go. Much more dignified.

Just wondering.

"Equestria Girls: The Illusions Do Vegas", last updated 02/20/2015
"New Revelations", last updated 07/08/2015

I guess I should finish these, huh?

This is not something I have done in a while, but I'll be happy to do so because I CAN. Anyway, here are some fic promotions!

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2 Potential Targets of Allergan

on April 18.

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