An amusing thought came to mind: Much of "To Where and Back Again" is an extended version of the climax of "The Cutie Map."

Think about it. After the Mane Six are incapacitated, four unlikely heroes have to try to fill their horseshoes with any available skills and tools. Also, two are unicorns, one can fly, and one can be really creepy in the right circumstances.

Granted, Night Glider never transforms into a glorious fairy moose, but no analogy is perfect.

Just a notice that while this may be a strange timeline, it is not the darkest one.
Skip to 3:20 for Weird Al.

HahahahaHA you think your transphobia can defeat me? MY POWER ONLY GROWS. FOR EVERY DISLIKE MY STORIES RECEIVE I WILL TURN THREE MORE CHARACTERS IN THIS FRANCHISE TRANS AND EVENTUALLY HASBRO WILL CALL ME AND SAY I'M A GENIUS THAT SHOULD OVERSEE THE ENTIRE THING.

YOU ONLY FURTHER MY EVIL PLAN AND THE QUEER AGENDA LIKE THIS; THE BEST WAY TO CONTAIN ME IS TO CLICK THE THUMB UP. IF YOU TRULY FEAR US YOU WILL DO SO.

No real updates. Just wanted to share some silly things.

This video is pure anarchy. If only Enya knew about this use of her work!

Also, for any Undertale fans out there, I found an image and accompanying caption that perfectly describe MEGALOVANIA.

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Why yes, that is a Magic card. Legends was weird.

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I would very much like to go to Bronycon next year, but it clearly wasn't in the cards for me this time around. Might as well do something to entertain myself while all the cool kids head off to Baltimore. Oliver did one of these "random musing" blogs last month, prompting me to say I should probably take the chance to clear out some of the bits and bobs cluttering up my head. Thus, the following. Some pony thoughts, some non-pony

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I'm not usually one to post random YouTube videos, but this is amazing.

As birthday colt could testify, I was feeling rather silly and witty last night.

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This probably isn't news to those of you who watch television regularly, but I am not among your number. As such, allow me to provide context for my newly discovered indignation:

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So I had a silly thought what if the protagonist goes to meet the princesses and the protagonist says “Surrender and I will bring a great age of peace “ and Calestia replies “ we already do” much to the surprise to the protagonist and replies with “ so after you question me can you point me to the job listings “ and that was my silly thought

I see many posts asking about the long approval times.
They fail to realize all the work required to approve a story.

Most people are anxious to get their story approved. Some people, like myself, is happy for the time it takes.

The moderator reading my story is usually the only reader I get, so personally I would find it rude to complain about the time it takes.

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So... today I had surgery.

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Given some of the more popular characters here, today's SMBC feels particularly relevant.

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Yep, I'm totally doing this for our sake

Scratch: Okidoki xD
And Look at the Tender chapter on fim by time xD
I added something in the authors notes you'll love xDD

Forgotten: Woooooow XD hahahaha!

Scratch: No comment? xD
Pff ur boring xD

Forgotten: Nein, nein, I'm going to comment XP

Scratch: Braves Nachtpony xP

Forgotten: Das ist nachtpony.

Scratch: Du bist nachtpony mit fängen, flauschigen öhrchen und ledrigen flügeln
xDD

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Breakthrough from the Canterlot Historical Society! While many believe that it was the Sisters' War that ultimately led to moving the capital of Equestria to the Canterhorn, our postcognitive studies have unveiled the true cause:

Happy Celestia Day. And if you're not watching BrutalWeather, you should be.

Ever wanted to know how to transform a minecraft village in three minutes or less? Well I learned how to do it, and so can you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJMQG8uV34I

And now, apropos of nothing, a bit of headcanon regarding the commercial history of Ponyville:

Barnyard Bargains was Ponyville’s first general store, but not its most successful one. Not at first. Stinking Rich had a competitor who trumped him at every turn: store size, inventory quanitity, price point… Rich got by on quality, especially with exclusive contracts like zap apple jam, but Big Box’s Big Box was where many Ponyvillians went for their daily essentials.

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Frosty scratched her nose. “Maybe? I don’t actually remember anything I end up filming anymore. I end up doing a lot of stupid shit on camera that somehow makes it through post-prod. Then again, I haven’t slept in five days so that probably doesn’t help. Five days? What day is it?”

Everypony at the table blinked in surprise. “How are you not dead?” Frost finally asked.

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So, in light of a recent cartoon reboot, I've come to an interesting revelation. One of the running gags of Animaniacs, then and now, is the question of just what the Warner Brothers (and the Warner Sister) are in terms of species.

We just didn't have the answer in the 90's.

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