• Member Since 22nd Nov, 2014
  • offline last seen 3 hours ago


I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

More Blog Posts493

  • 8 weeks
    Some major personal updates

    I'll get right to the point: I got a new job! :pinkiehappy:

    While I enjoyed my previous work, it was mostly thoughtless data entry and wasn't even close to full-time. I have clawed my way out of the welfare trap.

    Read More

    4 comments · 66 views
  • 31 weeks
    Progress Report #2, and a Question

    Question first: Does anybody know what happened to Swift Blade Productions? I could've sworn when I trailed off that they were a rising audio reading channel. Now I can't even find them on YouTube. :rainbowderp:

    Progress Report

    Read More

    0 comments · 96 views
  • 32 weeks
    Progress Report #1

    Read over fic for consideration of next project. Time 0:34.

    Request permission to voice above. Time: 0:05.

    Seek image for above. Time: 0:15

    Read More

    0 comments · 87 views
  • 43 weeks
    Merry Christmas and Happy Holliday

    I wish there was more I could say that I haven't said fifty times previously. I miss this place and wish I could be back to work on here. I hope you're all well.

    18 comments · 120 views
  • 51 weeks
    Howdy, all!

    I'm curious if anyone has plans for this Hallow's Eve. I don't have much worked out for it yet myself.

    6 comments · 106 views

Pony Pun Ridiculousness · 4:31pm Jun 2nd, 2016

As birthday colt could testify, I was feeling rather silly and witty last night.
Well, just as I headed to bed, I was struck with some inspiration for some pony puns. My dear friend once told me he had an aversion to puns, so, for his sake and any others out there who share his pun anathema, I'm providing a couple links to the puns I posted to Reddit instead of stating them here directly.
Punny discretion is advised.

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)
Tales of Fillydelphia (ongoing) by
The Shipping Boat by
The Smiling Stallion (ongoing) by
Hidden Wonderful World of Pinkie Episodes by

Works I've Audio Read (From most recent to first)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv9U7sRFmhI The Scraping by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3MDEgP2Uk Mirrors in Shadows by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2p2Nf9pWs Umbra by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B1TE9RM75c Breaker by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMTbgP6sEKg I Have No Voice, and I Must Cry by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3aRlMQkjno Of the Monsters in Nightmares by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3aRlMQkjno Changes by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEw_OHTKDd0 The Changing of the Guard by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA13nKdB6Ts A Reasonable Solution by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzunRFm1YYA Painless by
http://youtu.be/ueBJkvfiv0k Reflection by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBf7TwT6GoA An Issue in Friendship by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP6YQ0zevYQ Time by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKOWRYVTONs Eternity by .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVhe7GeTD8Y Crusader's End by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LX_wjJtNM The Serene Forgetting by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ2SWao4wc The Weak by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_428y-6LboY De Grave of Blueblood by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyF3uyJAPBs Ruin Value by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcfsa1MVbQA Mare of the House by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocU-BfXLDI I Don't Know If I'm Real... by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyE2T8yLa0 Drifting by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhWVZbkUBc Dreams Fade by
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaYt5jHyq1FjxBLphDM-qlTLdbKE5ULNi (Playlist)
Friends Forever and Fading Twilight by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCo2g7d7oRM A Life Rebuilt by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zEz9_69ics Drop. by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhrgvQdpFL8 Let It Snow by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh_2BnkBQvE Those Who Are Oppressed (Story withdrawn for editing) by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhCKtWeI9hg Lives' End by

Comments ( 26 )

I like puns in general too! Especially pony puns..

:pinkiehappy: Then I think you've found the right place!

I don't always conceive pony puns, but when I do, they're ridiculous.

3992455 Well, part of the reason I like pun is because I rarely can come up with good ones.. :twilightsmile:

You might want to consider talking a little with my friend Marisher. He and I go back and forth with puns sometimes, but he's definitely a more artful pun crafter than I am.

3992527 Sure! I'll check his story out!

I wasn't exactly referring to his story (I'm not sure if it's just me, but I can't view it, even without the mature filter, so apparently he has revoked a past submission). I just meant that, in conversation, he has proven to me numerous times that he has quite a knack for puns, among other things. It might behoove you to drop him a line sometime.

Also, on a completely different note, did you happen to get around to reading/listening to The Scraping? I've been looking forward to your thoughts.

Oh me gerd I'm famous!

3992584 Hmm. That makes sense. Either way, I gave him a follow.

As for the scrapping, I haven't gotten to it, and I'm sorry for it. I've recently gotten back from a road trip, and now I've been getting ready for a move.. But right now I'm in the middle of listening to it.

Oh, that's okay. :twilightsmile: I don't mind the wait. I was merely thinking perhaps you had simply forgotten.

I mean, you're just that cool.

Nice one...

Thanks! Don't let the neighsayers get you down now that you're famous. :raritywink:

3992612 I really liked it! Not only how you read it, but also the story itself! From both your voice and the words of the story itself make it easy to understand what Luna was going through. It's lovely.

I guess if I had to provide some criticism, sometimes it was a bit quiet in general.

But yeah, I still really enjoyed it! I'm sorry my advice isn't too in-depth, I've only watched it once, and maybe if I watched it again, I could provide more advice.. :twilightsheepish::twilightsmile:

Heh... Got it

Thanks! I'll let DEI Caboose know that you approved of the writing.

Quiet, yeah. My microphone's a little funny. It records with better quality on a reduced volume input setting, so even if I was yelling into it, it would turn out a bit quiet. I try my best to even out the volume when I go to edit it, but I realize that a lot of my videos lately have become a little more difficult to hear without cranking up the volume. I just don't want to make it too loud, you know?

Hey, thanks! I always appreciate critiques, but I don't expect them. I appreciate your immediacy in getting back to me, though!

lolol. Puns are the fruit by which all human beings should embrace. Except when they're super dumb (which is probably the majority of the time :derpytongue2:.

(Insert witty pun here)

A witty pun your comment seems to lack.
Worry not, for I have your back.

When the water is long by the sun kissed
None will want to drink it, but it shall be mist.

3995189 Looool. Impressive Zecora dialogue (and pun, that one was clever :raritywink:). I remember writing a bunch of Zecora dialogue when I included her as a main character in one of my stories way back when. It was... interesting albeit sometimes exasperating in how long it took to find rhymes that worked. I think I made it all work though in the end... but for obvious reasons you don't see a ton of fanfics with Zecora in it. XD

On a sidenote, I've been lazy as usual but I'm working on that new chapter for my fic right now. I'll probably get that done by tomorrow and send the google doc off to you so your scintillating eyes can tell me how I screwed up. :ajsmug:

Thanks! I love Zecora to death, and I can always appreciate characters who speak in rhyme. Much of my poetry is built to rhyme in a manner similar to the way she speaks, so I'm kinda used to it. I'm surprised that I actually made that work, though. :twilightsheepish:

Scintillating? You're too kind. I should be ready for it tomorrow, although today I actually tried to get two recordings done. About half an hour ago I began recording for the second one and found that Audacity had only recorded the first two minutes of it, and I'm feeling rather angry because I don't quite have the voice to record it again today.

3996169 Yeah, she's definitely an interesting character. Arguably the weirdest and most eccentric in the series.

Cool. It should be done by tomorrow, at the latest Sunday. And trying to do two in one day? The audacity... XD
Sorry you couldn't get it done.

I wouldn't say weird but instead intriguing. She's high up in my list of favorite equines from the show. A little below Celestia and a little above Mayor Mare. :twilightsmile:

Gotcha. Yeah, I've done it a couple times. With one-shots it's a little more feasible. It's okay. Tomorrow's another day. Besides, this gives me free license to have chocolate.

hmu hmu hmu



Hmu, stands for "hit me up," right? :derpyderp2: Sorry.

Login or register to comment