Why does this sound like something id do

Frosty scratched her nose. “Maybe? I don’t actually remember anything I end up filming anymore. I end up doing a lot of stupid shit on camera that somehow makes it through post-prod. Then again, I haven’t slept in five days so that probably doesn’t help. Five days? What day is it?”

Everypony at the table blinked in surprise. “How are you not dead?” Frost finally asked.

“I can replace sleep with caffeine. At least this isn’t the time that I had thirty-plus ounces of Five Hour Power in one sitting. I think I ended up deep cleaning an entire studio. Heck, I thought I could read minds for a while.”
“Again, how are you not dead?” Frost repeated.

Completely ignoring him, Frosty continued, “Sure, maybe my pee was probably mostly blood and my pulse was so fast that one of my makeup mares thought that my heart stopped, but it’s not like I was using it anyway.”

With a note of concern in his voice, Mach asserted, “I think that kills you.”
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Well, minus the pissing blood bit

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[Ardent Dusk]

Fallout 4! Fuck yeah!

[bluemoon1996]

3131661

Umm... Wrong blog post dude :P

[Ardent Dusk]

3131662 Oh.......... shiiiieeeetttttttt