So I just want to have a little bit of a chat. But, I’m gonna need appropriate music for it.

((RIP KMart)).

But anyways, I don’t know why I’m doing this. It’s currently 10:30 PM, this spur of the moment, weird Blog Post. After all, 10 people read my blogs, this is also a blog, why do I want to chat, and why here?

More interesting, I don’t know what to talk about. However, I’ll give it my best shot.

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Best YouTube video of all time.

Just trust me.

(The audio comes from a performance by the comedian Brian Regan.)

Is it just me or is it strange that there exists an I love you balloon that has Tina Turner singing Simply the Best but to get the song to play you have to smack the balloon? I'm not saying that it's a first I'm just saying that in a store that sells the Mustache Wiggler Love Monkey and Brad's Kale Vampire Killer Chips it's a little unusual. Then again today was a little unusual.

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Robert Borba, a man from Southern Oregon, heard a woman scream and saw a man absconding with her bike. So, he did the thing any one of us would do - run off to his trailer, fetch his horse, and chase the man down with a lasso.

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According to Weird Al on Twitter, Milo Murphy's Law is set to premiere October 3rd on Disney XD.

So, I'm planning to do another fatpone fic at some point that focuses on immobility, as soon as I get my latest idea for another Shining/Cadance/Flash fic finished. That got me wondering -- what do you guys think is the main appeal behind the concept of a pony being fattened to immobility?

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I'm cutting the strawpoll off at 50 votes, and the results are interesting.

I win!

Thanks for voting, folks!

Yup, I finally wrote the next chapter for 'A Brave New World'.

I've been so busy writing 'Shifting Melody' with Thad, and work and real life kicking my ass... Plus I bought a PS4 recently and Witcher 3 has just taken over my life...

So yeah, look forward to something to read soon.

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I'm not going to say much here. Just that this was Enigma's idea. And I'm not ashamed. I hope it's a fun reminder that the holidays can be horrible. And fun. And also horrible.

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It's been a while, and I like writing these, so have something... a little depressing. At least it makes me laugh. Hope it makes some of you giggle too. Or cry. Whatever.

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Go read it here, and then wait another month for an update or something.

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I was extremely depressed and wrote a one-shot thing. Now I feel less depressed.

Read it?

Hello ladies and gentlemen the latest chapter in the Symphony of Canterlot has been finished, edited since last night by Menace_Mines .

After a hurricane sent Puerto Rico, my home back to the 17 century from September 23 until December 20, a promised and lackluster monster hunting story that I should have had done by Halloween, and various attempts at finding new employment....

It is finally finished!

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Hey, everyone. I decided to share something with you all that happened back when I was in high school. Granted, it was about 5 years ago, but I figured it was something worth sharing with you all.

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My original novel is called Hidemarket, its pretty furry, and honestly I'm not sure what to do with it. Besides hide under the bed with my laptop, which is what I want to do all the time, and its a miracle I'm even on here.

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Because I can...

Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly

Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039

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Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time

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Recently, Moonatik decided that Hinterlands and Urban Wilds were somehow good enough to merit fanart and drew a picture of Bitterroot and Amanita. I think it's neat!

I have to admit, I'm a bit weirded out at being popular enough for people to make fanart of my fics. But that means people actually like my work, so I'm not complaining.

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