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Jan
29th
2017

Pastaponies and a shoutout to a great writer and person · 4:31pm Jan 29th, 2017

Hi all:

First I would like to give a special shoutout to MisterNick a good person and a fantastic writer. It is his vision combined with mine that has helped to create this world of horror and deserves as much credit. I am humbled to and honored to know him and strongly suggest following him as he is a great writer and still does wonderful reviews of old movies.

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Feb
26th
2017

New story is out. · 5:59am Feb 26th, 2017

The Truth About My Little Pony
Presents
A Night Before Christmas

Written with the help of Co-writer MisterNick

Nov
18th
2016

Great writers, Nightmares and the future of "The Truth Behind My Little Pony" series · 2:05pm Nov 18th, 2016

First before I begin I would like to thank The hard work of MisterNick and Maii together with myself have helped design and create this series.

I am humbled and honored to have both of them helping me. Bringing an idea to life and more than that, something truly terrifying.

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Nov
27th
2015

ThanksKilling (2009) · 2:40am Nov 27th, 2015

Well, it's Thanksgiving and I have to say it's been quite the day. Spent time with family. I ate some food and I watched some movies. I provided some commentary on that and one of the football games and muted the sound and watched as the commentators and various players made some rather bizarre faces.

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Feb
14th
2016

Blood Diner (1987) · 5:04am Feb 14th, 2016

One month ago I put up the story A Date with a Friend. I can safely say that I've never written a story, hit the send button and thought, "Crap, I should have actually read through that thing." Well, that's what happened with that story. I didn't read through it. I didn't do my due diligence.

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Oct
25th
2015

Children of the Corn (1984) · 11:21pm Oct 25th, 2015

Richard M. Nixon was the the 37th president of the United States. Before that he was Vice President under Dwight D. Eisenhower, a member of the house of representatives, a naval officer, lawyer and periodically during his life an author. He appeared on a few television shows including The Mickey Mouse Club, Laugh-In and various late night television comedy shows like Jack Paar or The Merv Griffin Show. When asked on (if I recall in 1968) one of said shows if he planned to announce that he

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Aug
24th
2015

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) · 7:10am Aug 24th, 2015

The Cutier Mark Crusaders are on spiritual or philosophical quest to discover the self. Some philosophers like Descartes, refer to the self as an individual entity expressed by the conduct and discourse of said individual. In the case of Descartes he came up with "Cogito ergo sum," or I think therefore I am. Lao Tzu philosophized that, "Knowing others is wisdom. Knowing the self is enlightenment. Mastering others requires force. Mastering the self requires strength." Plato argued that

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Nov
25th
2016

Cannibal! The Musical (1996) · 3:53am Nov 25th, 2016

Thanksgiving is here. Diets will be blown! Party games will be played with the family. Toilets will be destroyed and then people will roll out to various stores to pillage like their barbarian forefathers did. Except, instead of gold coins or salted herring it will be for things like weird computer gizmos and clothes that don't fit.

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May
31st
2016

99 Homes (2014) · 1:56am May 31st, 2016

So, I was in Wal-Mart a few days ago because I had to pick up a storage container due to one of mine breaking. The lesson that night was don't wear steel toe boots and try to kick something across the floor. So, while I was there I decided to poke around in the party supply area because it was two in the morning and it wasn't like I had anything better to do.

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Nov
25th
2015

Night of the Demons (1988) · 6:52am Nov 25th, 2015

Is it just me or is the crystal map version of Charlie from Charlie's Angels who summons a couple of ponies to do some friendship quest kind of dumb? No seriously, outside of the first mission they went on the map is kind of dumb. The first mission they met up and broke up the pony version of the Orwellian town and restored individuality to the ponies there (at least for awhile). This was a good mission. It was a mission well worth taking. After that though, not really quite so

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Jan
12th
2017

Don't Go in the House (1979) · 9:45am Jan 12th, 2017

You ever notice that when a year comes to an end there's this glut of people who will tell you it was the best or worst year ever. I mean they will literally sit there and get way too emotional about the previous year one way or another and stare at you with bloodshot eyes, smelling of patchouli and Old English and just go on about how they feel about whatever has happened that has led to this conclusion. I can tell you right now that 2016 was neither the best or worst year ever. It was

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Jan
25th
2016

The Stepfather (1987) · 3:08am Jan 25th, 2016

You know, for as overly dramatic as Rarity is with her relationships, she's had it pretty easy in some respects. Oh sure, she's had her heart broken a few times. Dates or stallions haven't lived up to her expectations (Blueblood and Trenderhoof) and yet pretty much after a gallon of ice cream and a day or two of moping or crazy antics she gets over it. One hoof in front of the other she buries herself in her work and helping out her friends.

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May
3rd
2018

Zoombies (2016) · 7:38am May 3rd, 2018

Have you ever heard of this band called Hey Ocean? I hadn't. Truth be told someone sent me a link to a cover they did of Be My Baby and I thought, that was pretty good. It doesn't surpass the original but it had its own little thing going for it. So one day while buying lawnmower parts I decided I needed to pick up some music. I'm still waiting on Twisted Sister but I did manage to get the Hey Ocean cd Is in along with a fuel tank.

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Jun
30th
2018

Hereditary (2018) · 2:05am Jun 30th, 2018

Twilight you're supposed to be the smart one. You're supposed to be the one who can figure things out and make everything complete. That's what they essentially say in the theme song. So tell me, why in the world at the school of friendship are you having students vote on teacher of the week/month? It's a terrible idea. It pushes the teachers to worry more about being the favorite and less about doing the job. Besides Fluttershy is going to win this thing every darn time. Let me

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Mar
5th
2016

Paranormal Activity (2007, 2009) · 8:36am Mar 5th, 2016

Is it just me or is it strange that there exists an I love you balloon that has Tina Turner singing Simply the Best but to get the song to play you have to smack the balloon? I'm not saying that it's a first I'm just saying that in a store that sells the Mustache Wiggler Love Monkey and Brad's Kale Vampire Killer Chips it's a little unusual. Then again today was a little unusual.

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Apr
30th
2016

Tales From the Crypt (1972) · 8:46am Apr 30th, 2016

I said I'd speak about alicorns and so I shall. If there was ever an argument to be made against the rule of alicorns I think that the ponies of Equestria could make a clear and decisive case for it. It's not that they've generally meant ill will toward their subjects, it's just that they don't really do anything worthy of their lofty status as rulers.

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Dec
21st
2015

Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) · 1:29am Dec 21st, 2015

There's something about old soup that just doesn't have any real appeal. I'm not talking, "We made it two days ago and we have to have it again because there's so much of it," old soup. I'm talking about, "Hey look I found a can of it in the pantry and it's six months past the expiration date, well nobody else is going to eat it," old soup. Well here I sit with that particular can of old soup warmed and ready for consumption. As I look at the steaming bowl I can't help but think that

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Dec
19th
2017

An outline of how I'd have done the mlp movie... · 10:11am Dec 19th, 2017

It's been a long two months. Nothing good in theaters, long hours at work, a snowstorm, the computer burning out and a bottle of bird dog, it's been down right uneventful. So, I decided to revisit a movie I'd seen and do something I don't usually do... an outline for a cartoon movie I'd seen on how I'd have done it. I admit it's probably rushed and all in one sitting but it's what I've got.

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Jul
17th
2015

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) · 7:36am Jul 17th, 2015

If friendship magic is the most powerful force in the universe and Princess Celestia is the most powerful alicorn in the world, why doesn't she have any friends? Has anyone else noticed this? Celestia doesn't hang out with anyone. Her big skill is she can raise the sun. So in other words she is skilled at turning the light on. She used to be able to turn the light off too but, I guess her shorter sister who has to monitor all of the world's dreams took that job too.

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Jul
20th
2015

Brain Damage (1988) · 5:56am Jul 20th, 2015

Sima Yi was an ambitious Chinese politician and general. He was one of if not the top adviser to Cao Cao and most of his descendents. Through shrewd political maneuvering, force, and betrayal he was able to end the Three Kingdoms period in China and establish the Jin Dynasty which lasted from 265 - 420. So why do I bring any of this up? Well, if anyone could stand to learn a thing or two from Sima Yi it's Spike.

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