Original Story: Ghost Monopoly · 2:48pm Oct 29th, 2015
Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly
A short story by Emma Lee Downs.
Summary: Just a quick parody I made of the game creepypastas on the internet which always made me laugh anyway. I hope you enjoy it.
Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224295/1/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly
Link 2: http://lyraalluse.deviantart.com/art/Parodypasta-Ghost-Monopoly-496267039
Link 3: http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Monopoly
Link 4: https://emmaleedowns.wordpress.com/2015/01/06/parodypasta-ghost-monopoly
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Parodypasta: Ghost Monopoly
By: Emma Lee Downs
I will now tell you about a game I learned about at summer camp a few years ago called Ghost Monopoly. I warn you; don’t play this game if you have a small attention span as you will probably fall asleep. Also, make sure you have all of the pieces. If you summon the ghosts and they find out some of the game money is missing, they will use items from your fridge as currency instead. This seems harmless enough, but sometimes they use the rotten or moldy food. This will make the game board smell like old tuna after playing a while. Also, try not to send the ghosts to jail. This is a bit difficult, I know, as pretty much everything in the game is chance. But if the ghosts do happen to land themselves in jail, they will feel sad because it reminds them of their sorry existence in the afterlife. They will immediately leave the game as they need to seek therapy and the game will end there.
If you think you can follow these rules and it isn’t too much of a hassle then I will tell you how to summon the ghosts. To get the ghosts to show up, hold a séance. Contrary to popular belief you really can hold a séance by yourself. All you need is a candle, a magic eight ball, and some emo music playing in the background for effect. I find that playing music by Lincoln Park works best but you can choose any emo band you like. Once the music is playing, light the candle and shake the magic eight ball. Ask the magic eight ball to send ghost players to you so you can play Monopoly. This might take a few tries as the magic eight ball will sometimes tell you to TRY AGAIN LATER.
Once the magic eight ball lands on YES the ghosts will appear and the game of monopoly will begin. Start by introducing yourself to the ghosts. Don’t worry if they don’t answer back as most ghosts are rude and need etiquette lessons. Once you have introduced yourself, let the ghosts choose what game tokens they want to play with. Don't let them use the car as everyone knows that is the best piece. They will probably be a bit annoyed at this but don’t pay attention to their whining. Remind them that they are dead and they should leave the cool stuff to the living. This will help them to accept your choice and pick out other figures. Once all of the game pieces are chosen the game can begin. Be careful as ghosts tend to cheat at this game. You can usually tell though as they are transparent and aren’t very good at hiding things behind their backs.
You might notice as you play the game that it seems to take forever. There isn’t anything paranormal about this; it is Monopoly. When was the last time you played this game? In some cases, the Monopoly game can go on for weeks. If this happens, just keep playing the ghosts in your spare time, between classes if you are in school, or work hours if you have a full time job. The ghosts are usually polite and wait for you to come home as they are dead and have nothing better to do. If you play the game all of the way through to the end and win, the ghosts will shrug it off and play you again next Tuesday. If you lose, they will all laugh at you and go back to their homes in the netherworld. This isn’t really problem though as you can always just summon them again with another séance and play another round of Ghost Monopoly.
If you do summon the ghosts again you might also try to play ghost poker. It has all of the same rules as regular poker but if you lose you might owe the ghosts money. If this is the case remind the ghosts that they are dead and they don’t need cash where they come from. The ghosts will agree with you and immediately go back to their homes in the afterlife to seek therapy as they don’t like being reminded that they are dead.
But seriously, that made me laugh. XD
3504964 I am glad that you liked the story. :) And that video clip gave me a good laugh.
3504973 Here, I'll send you something special because of your great story.
Here:
Watch it. XD It's awesome.
3504977 I've been traumatized by learning about this game.
But I can't stop laughing my butt off. So it all evens out. 
3504985 Right??? JonTron is just the second funniest YouTubers I've ever seen.
I love him! He's just the best.
3504988 I am not to familiar with the humor YouTube people as I tend to watch the paranormal channels, fan fiction/ fiction channels, and review channels a lot. :P If you have any more to share, I'd love to see. But actually, I do have two funny channels that I really love.
Like This Dude:
And This Dude:
3504996 Oh? Well hun, let me show you the best fucking things you've ever seen in your life. I'll go get them.
3505000 I can't wait to see.
3505006 You'll laugh until your ass jumps off and runs to Mexico to be with the love of it's life.
Hun, I present to you:
VanossGaming: The funniest person I've seen on YouTube to date.
3505015 They suck at flying planes.
But with a flight program like what they went through, I can't say I'm surprised that they suck as much as they do. 
3505022 What the fuck you talking about? They're the best pilots ever! XD
And this is probably my second favorite episode ever from him (Watch this and then I'll show you my first favorite):
3505027 lol Dat whole video.
3505036 Yup. XD And now, my favorite:
The best one EVER!!!! I love it so much!
3505043 The dreaded pit of potato chips.
3505056
I love it. Just.... By God. XD I wish that they'd make an official satire of The Dark Knight and this is what it'd be, but bigger budget. Same actors and everything. 
3505061 It would be funny if they did all of the Batman games. I would watch the heck out of that shizzle.
3505069 That'd be awesome. XD
3505110 I would also be amusing to see them make an epic story out of a really bad video game too. Like make it look better than it actually is.
3505115 I bet they could do it.
3505129 They should tackle the horrors of the ET game.
3505142 OH GOD! I don't even think THEY can make that thing funny Lyra! It's just too powerful in how bad it is!
3505195 That's why it would be a challenge.
3505197 But it's IMPOSSIBLE!!!
3505207 It should be our sacred quest to convert that trash into something that is half-way watchable. We must cleanse its soul before it takes the souls of other unsuspecting gamers. It shall be your first task as member of The Eye of Cygnus. I of course shall help too. ^0^
3505212 But I don't think I am ready!
My power level is not over 9,000!
3505214 It is your first test. I know you will succeed. For you are the successor of Shia and Batman. What could go wrong?
3505217 Oh yeah! My power level is infinite! :D
3505224 My power level is beyond infinite. ^0^ Also, I have a pet dragon. For reals. Life is good.
3505225 Life is better because I have a Batman in my closet.
3505311 Hey look. Another quote for you to put on a T-shirt.
3505428 DAMMIT! Fine! But only this one and the Fluttershy one! I can't keep track of all these! XD
3505724 Write them down on a sheet of paper. That's your second task as a secret agent of doom of The Eye Of Cygnus.
3505842 Aw man. XD Dammit.
3505848 It's how you level up in this organization. ^0^
3505857 What do I do next after I make T-Shirts?
3505867 mmmm Eat a doughnut?
3505922 Awesome!
What then?
3505928 Learn the ancient arts of the ninja? ^0^
3505932 I was trained by Batman. -_- What next?
3505950 You are just asking for the pain aren't you?
Bwahahahaha. I'll give you so many tasks. So many! More evil laughter.
3505963 Bring them on!
3505986 Welp, it's mostly just doing tasks you want to do. This is a very laid-back organization, mm'kay?
3505989 Yay! So, I get to do anything I want?
Because I've got a couple ideas of what I can do. 
3506018 Sure. Erm...try not to do any unnecessary killing or anything like that though. This organization is about protecting the little guy, preserving peace. Unless the evil people start something. Then things get fun.
well this doesn't seem too bad, at least is not the one person hide and seek game that requires you to use a teddy bear. or the elevator game, that one just has too many rules; that and Oklahoma doesn't have any buildings that go above seven floors game requires ten at the least.
3506035 You make a good point there. At least this game is pretty straight-forward. :P
3506031 Well all I'll need is Nuclear launch codes, a paper clip, the contract to own Fort Knox, and 4 or 5 girls from Las Vegas.
It'll be a fucking blast. In more ways than one. 
3506035 By the way, I've never played/ heard of the Teddy Bear Game or Elevator Game. How do they work?
3506051 You are trying to create a shady dancing establishment aren't you?
3506054 You got me.