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TThe Misadventures of Dovahkiin
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
The Dovahkiin (AKA Dragonborn) accidentally his world and gets sent to Equestria. Hilarity ensues.
Crossover
Human
Spike
Main 6
GhostofSandwich · 16k words · 95 19 · 2.6k views
EMessages from Canterlot High
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
After the trouble at the school's Fall Formal, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are sent to different towns to tell others everything.
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Main 6
aricaitlyn · 8.6k words · 544 views
TPleasuring Techniques and Other Weird-Ass Stories
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
A collection of short stories.
Sex
Other
Regidar · 8.5k words · 123 31 · 2.9k views
EBenjamin Johnson, Battlony
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Comedy
Random
While on a long car ride, Ben is stranded at a rest stop in the Kentucky area with no way back home. He finds that a legion of ponies are sent from Celestia with intentions to kill.
Human
Celestia
Lyra
Other
Main 6
aricaitlyn · 8.1k words · 16 5 · 1.7k views
EThe Journals of Magical Rocket
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Who knew that a nightmarish black hole in your closet could lead to the magical land of Equestria?
Alt. Universe
Human
Celestia
Luna
OC
Other
Main 6
aricaitlyn · 6.8k words · 12 10 · 1.9k views
TAngel is a Centerfold
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Some ponies will do just about anything for some extra money. Some pets too, apparently. Angel is one of those pets.
Angel
Equestria Buck Yeah · 6.6k words · 16 0 · 1k views
TThe Night Of Many Parties
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
A true story about how nights can be remembered and forgotten.
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Applejack
DJ P0N-3
Other
Wubba dub · 6.4k words · 1.4k views
EThe only fanfic that asks the Question! (or, How Twilight Sparkle learned to stop worrying and love to Vomit)
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Everypony starts vomiting, and they're going to vomit forever. The end. (What more do you want from me?)
Twilight
Spike
Main 6
Starlight Glimmer
Rockstar_Raccoon · 6k words · 56 26 · 1.9k views
TColor War 1 (Rewritten)
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
Tragedy
A war started over tension among the color countries.
Gore
Death
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Main 6
Serenity Darkmoon Raven · 6k words · 241 views
TPonies Discover Guns (A Rewrite of "You Ponies Are Lucky Idiots!")
MLP: FiM
Dark
Comedy
Random
Colonel Anon introduces ponies to a weapon greater than friendship: love-just kidding-guns!
Gore
Violence
Death
Second Person
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Other
Main 6
Anon
redandready45 · 5.8k words · 45 10 · 1k views
TRainbow Dash Visits The Proctologist
MLP: FiM
Comedy
After Rainbow Dash discovers some blood on the toilet paper, she panics and rushes to Twilight. Twilight accompanies her to the doctor, where Doctor Stable refers Rainbow Dash to a proctologist for a more thorough examination.
Sex
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Spike
OC
Other
Bad_Seed_72 · 5.2k words · 770 35 · 10k views
TMama Bird
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You've been a foalsitter before, but never for a pegasus! It shouldn't be all that different, right? And besides, even if you have troubles, you've got a friend who's sure to help out.
Profanity
Second Person
Human
Rainbow Dash
Other
Cloudkicker
Anon
anonpencil · 4.6k words · 119 16 · 3.5k views
TEquestria Falls To Evil Hummens
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Celestia has just announced it: Equestria must surrender to humanity or face destruction. Gathered in a chamber, the restrained Element Bearers await their horrible fates.
Sex
Human
Celestia
Main 6
kildeez · 4.5k words · 226 22 · 7.3k views
THoney, Why is There a Kirin Sitting at Our Dining Room Table?
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Cadance was curious as to why a kirin was sitting at their dining room table. What she finds out was definitely more than what she could consider. Not that Shining Armor helped at all.
Sex
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Kirins
Soaring · 4.4k words · 77 3 · 1.1k views
TThe JaAm Cycles: Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly
MLP: FiM
Transformers
Comedy
Random
one a day Hont Shoot is big robot com to Eqsuestria for fined of jaAm that he lov. Can friends with Hugh Jelly? probly yes
Crossover
Other
PresentPerfect · 4.4k words · 26 7 · 898 views
TVoid Fishing
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Fishing in the abyss is always a semi-lucrative endeavor. It's less expensive than Craig's List, it has every piece of shoddy furniture anyone could ask for, and it even offers free tentacle monsters for loan.
Sex
Scootaloo
OC
Infinity Stance · 4.3k words · 27 3 · 971 views
TPumpkin Spiced What?!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Love Tap has to have ‘the talk’ with her teenage son. Except it’s not about the birds and the bees. It’s much worse and much, MUCH more uncomfortable.
Sex
OC
Other
Button Mash
Dazzlings
Justice3442 · 4.2k words · 243 27 · 6.1k views
TIt's Like Celestia Pissing in Your Mouth
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Rainbow Dash develops an acquired taste. At least, that's what everyone thinks.
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Celestia
eLLen · 4.2k words · 844 67 · 13k views
TA Hole Lot of Tummy Trouble
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
From an unhealthy and stressful lifestyle, you've developed a bit of a stomach problem. Good thing Applejack and Zecora are here to help you. And by help, you mean torture.
Second Person
Human
Applejack
Zecora
Anon
anonpencil · 4k words · 99 22 · 4.6k views
EPinkie Pie Drives a Hearse
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!
Pinkie
Mayor Mare
Main 6
Winston · 3.4k words · 69 2 · 650 views
THere We Go Again...
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Last night, Bon Bon did something monumentally stupid. Again.
Sex
Narcotics
Lyra
Bon-Bon
Pipsqueak
Royal Guard
Waste Bin · 3.4k words · 24 3 · 500 views
TManetezuma's Revenge
MLP: FiM
Comedy
On the most important day of her reign, Princess Celestia gets closely acquinted with Poison Joke. A little too closely.
Celestia
OC
Anonymous Potato · 3.4k words · 15 0 · 672 views
TRainbow Dash and Scootaloo Make an Abomination
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
And realize their mistake a little too late.
Human
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie
Scootaloo
WatchMeShadow · 3.2k words · 8 28 · 832 views
EThe Beheading of Count Chocolate
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Count Chocolate has been caught as one of the ring leaders of an attempted coup against our favorite princesses. The sentence? Death!
Celestia
Luna
OC
deathtap · 2.6k words · 99 4 · 2.5k views

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