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Regidar


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A collection of short stories that I write to keep myself from going crazy. It shall be updated regularly.

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Comments ( 315 )

Warns us about the impending human invasion...

Has a human chained up and obeying her every command...

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1002246 It is the most legit thing you have ever read.

1002251 Thanks! It shall be updated regularly!

1002260 That gave me epilepsy.

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I'm sorry you didn't like it. :fluttershysad:

1002278 On the contrary my good man. I loved it. I even faved and watched you.

1002286 I see that now :twilightblush: Sorry, I misunderstood. But that's understandable, as generally "WTF is this shit" should be taken as a disliked gester. But thanks for the fave and watch! :pinkiehappy: You should probably chekc out some of my oither stuff, see how ya like it :scootangel:

So we meet again, upon similar circumstances as last lime (me reading a story and commenting). I think you might want to move. Having ponies in your neighborhood would be quite amusing; but when they start to clop outside your window, well, you'd better get out of there while you still can! :flutterrage: Run, boy!

The story moves rather fast, barely giving thought any space, and Rainbow seems unusually brash towards Rarity. The whole pedo thing...

1002373
I'd do 'em
Im not a clopper but if they were exactly like the show not a realistic equivalent....I just dunno wat cood go rong..:derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:





:applejackunsure::rainbowlaugh::facehoof::moustache::yay::unsuresweetie::trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright::scootangel::twistnerd::twilightblush::duck::twilightsmile::raritywink::heart:

1002440 Well of course it would be fine if they didn't clop outside my window. I don't know what could go wrong either... Oh, wait: (insert everything that went wrong in the show here).

1002270 Yes, quite :moustache:

1002373 I don't know, clopping outside the windows... seams pretty good to me!

1002374 There is no "Story" so to speak. It's a random collection of short stories I wrote to keep me from going crazy.

1002440 I imagined those emotes were thew facial expression of the ponies while you had le sexy time.

1002595
It was a Derpy/Ditzy joke and then I added the rest w/o spacing XD:derpytongue2::rainbowlaugh:

1002644 Still... think about it.

1002651
Oh I knolw
if u do wat i mean(see wad i did der)
hey l;isen question do uze like ma stories?just wonderin:derpytongue2:

1002657 I've never read one of your stories, I should go check those out.

Eh I dont have the3 picture so:
BOY:I bet I can make you scream with only my ONE finger
GIRL:okay go
BOY:*eye poke*
GIRL:AH!FUUUUUUUUUUUU:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::yay::twilightblush::raritycry::ajsmug:

1002684
Thanx lemme know when you done and prs cumment?(ehe heh)

1002697 GOD DAMNIT SPEAK NORMAL ENGRISH!

1002704
prease cumment(ehe -okay dat getting old...naw...)
oh kewl u has it?i not on oder comp:derpytongue2:

1005839 Thanks! I'll try and put some more up soon!

1009694 Couldn't handle the epicness? I know the feel, I couldn't believe I wrote something that awesome either!

1010857 I need a way of going through my computer, and giving you a brohoof. You win everything, thee internet, the game, life... you caught one of the most obscure references ever.

1018077 How every Human/pony relationship would go, besides PETA kicking down the door and arresting the human.

1018086 Am I the only one who doesn't believe he made out with a fictional cartoon character?

1018100 That's a telltale mark of my writing. When something like that's going on, there will always be one person grounded to reality.

You fergot the part where the town bitch slaps Rarity fer standing up to royalty like snooty arrongant-

1023862 How in the hell does that apply to this?

1023877 So I take it you didn't enjoy the last two extremely meta chapters I posted.

Also, they were supposed to be jokes... and I don't really have daddy issues, I just did that to confuse you :rainbowlaugh:
Sorry If I disappoint you with recent chapters

1023900 Oh no I liked them, just they were total bullshit.

1023907 How so?
And they are kinda trollfic :rainbowlaugh: Especially "Dat Wonderful Shipfic"

I remember writing "Why you should never ignore ponies" back in the day, and by that, I mean june. Man, that shit is hilarious.

1023923 It's just total bullshit that is enjoyable.

I'm guessing Pinkie's in the mood for some burnt cupcakes...?
...
:pinkiecrazy:
(That or I am INCREDIBLY off...)

I swear if the next one is even funnier or more random, I'll piss myself with lulz

Going into this fic, my list of favorite Mane 6 ponies was looking something like this:

1. Fluttershy
2. Pinkie Pie
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Rainbow Dash
5. Applejack
6. Rarity

Coming out:

1. Rarity (Likes Nirvana now)
2. Fluttershy
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Pinkie Pie (Doesn't)
5. Rainbow Dash
6. Applejack

1027401 Well, don't leave me hanging! Let me know? Did you piss yourself from lulz?



1027454 Quite possibly.

Ill say you where hight as the moon ............ Wow im lame.....

1027454 Poor Applejack.
But yes. Rarity Smells Like Teen Spirit.

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